pop nosh: lady gaga doesn't like pants
† the sometimes fashionable lady gaga is over in the UK promoting the no-pants movement! dlisted † hot new couple alert: comeback kid Mickey Rourke & kooky yet lovable Bai Ling! cele|bitchy † the biggest shocker of the day: Kendra Wilkinson cheated on Hugh Hefner - shocking! yeeeah! † Gwyneth Paltrow is trying to cheer up Madonna with Lingerie and sex toys! i'm not obsessed † the always fabulous Kate Winslet said 'please don't call me a movie star' in case you didn't k

Ricardo Montalban Is Dead at 88 [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]
Sad news: Ricardo Montalban, star of MGM musicals and TV's Fantasy Island, died today in L.A. at the age of 88. [NBC]Kelly Rutherford's estranged husband claims that working on Gossip Girl is "grueling" and is negatively impacting their 2-year-old son Hermes. Also, a judge in her divorce case denied her request to take Hermes to New York so she could return to work. If she takes too much time off, the show's producers may just kill off Lily van der Woodsen. [People, TMZ] Patrick Swayze says his pneumonia is

Lindsay's Moving Out; Drew And Cameron Are On The Outs [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]
Lindsay Lohan says her relationship with Samantha Ronson is still going strong. So strong, that she's moving out of their house. [Perez Hilton]What's going on with Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore? The former BFFs apparently ignored one another during the Golden Globes parties. Apparently Leonardo DiCaprio is on Team Drew because he made a sharp U-turn when he saw Diaz coming over to chat. [Ok] Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have revealed the name of their new baby girl: Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck. Ex

This Week In Tabloids: J. Lo's Domestic Drama, Barack & Michelle's Makeup Sex [Midweek Madness]
Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Two covers deal with Jennifer Lopez divorce rumors; one is devoted to Matilda Ledger's life without Daddy; and the Obamas and Fergie's trashy wedding round out the pack.We also learn all about Katie Holmes and Anne Hathaway's weight loss, Sarah Jessica Parker's crumbling marriage, Nicole Richie's "figure flaw" and what almost got Miley Cyrus kicked out of church. Below, contributor Margaret assists as we shiver through the cold snap and try to find warmth in OK!, Us, Life &

Movie Review - 'Last Chance Harvey'
Last Chance Harvey Starring Dustin Hoffman and Emma Thompson Directed by Joel Hopkins Rated PG-13 Last Chance Harvey is kind of like a romantic comedy for grown-ups, and that's the good news and the bad news. Now, a romantic comedy for grown-ups might sound silly. I present Exhibit A: Bride Wars. Grown-ups don’t behave the way Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway do in that film. For Exhibit B: Maid in Manhattan, the film with the shortest courtship I can think of. With one walk aro

Stars to party in Tampa for Super Bowl
Lucky enough to be heading to the Super Bowl in Tampa on Feb. 1? If you've got an extra $275, you can get into a party hosted by hot threesome Kim Kardashian, Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra. That's on the Friday night before the game and it's just one of the many parties planned. Kevin Costner, Diddy, Benji Madden, DJ AM, Nelly and Pamela Anderson all will be at bashes that weekend. Dennis Rodman's hosting a "clothing optional" get-together. Here's a handy party guide . 

Casey Johnson Beats Women - Gossip Blog Roundup
Get your blogs, save your time.It's getting a little rough out there for celebs. Between the cussin', fussin', and - well - the other ing that starts with an F, there's not a lot of good news. Come on, celebs, give the scandal a break and go volunteer or something. WWOD? Oh well, on with the cheese!Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony get physical? [via star]Karma karma karma... VOMIT! [via wwtdd]And weighing in on 9/11: Mickey Rourke.[via telegraph]Paris Hilton misbehaved at the Golden Globes after-parties? NO!

Quickies
Marcia Cross outside her home in L.A. (1/13)+ Guess who hates John Mayer [I'm Not Obsessed] + I really, really, really like Adriana Lima [College Humor] + Jenny McCarthy whores herself out to Suave [Drunken Stepfather] + Rosario Dawson Cleavage to the Max [Egotastic!] + Meet the bikini chick from American Idol [Hollywood Tuna] + Housewife gets wasted on Real Housewives of Orange County [Dlisted] + Jessica Biel's ass in spandex [Bastardly] + Ricardo Montalban is dead [The Blemish] + Crazy chick yells at B

Links 4 U on the 14th
The Bad Girls Club Fight I've Been Waiting For! - Dlisted AnnaLynne McCord’s Sexy GQ Magazine Pictures - Hollywood Tuna Kate Winslet -“InStyle” February 2009 - Just Jared Paris Hilton’s BFF is Fuc*ing Trash…Obviously…- NSFW - Drunkenstepfather Seraphina stays home as Ben and Jen bring Violet to School - Popsugar Ricardo Montalban died - The Blemish Was 'Sup Holmes - CityRag Paris Hilton gets kicked out of Golden Globes party by the host - Celebitchy

Madonna Demands To Be Less Domineering [Gossip Roundup]
Everyone is trying calm down before the weekend. Courtenay Semel totally made up for setting Casey Johnson's head on fire. Madonna tried to not be a demanding, terrible ball-buster constantly.Madonna sought counseling to be "less domineering" in relationships. But it had to be at a Kabbalah center, in New York, with this one elite rabbi, and absolutely no one else in the room. The rabbi "tweak[ed] her tikkun," like he was some kind of Yankee. Then Madonna had to start riding horses so she could dominate som

Kendra Wilkinson cheated on ex-boyfriend Hugh Hefner because she “had to have sex”
The 23-year-old star

Kendra Wilkinson Confesses: “I Cheated on Hef”
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Angelina’s Artful Outing
Angelina Jolie takes Zahara, Maddox and Pax Thien to Lee’s Art Shop in NYC. Plus: Jake Gyllenhaal, AnnaLynne McCord, Ben Affleck and more More: continued here

The Star Report: Ex-Hef girlfriend tells what it's like to date 82-year-old; plus, Johnny Depp, Steve Carell, Johnny Knoxville
Now that randy octogenarian Hugh Hefner has traded in his trio of blonde girlfriends for a trio of younger blonde girlfriends, the former members of the Hef seraglio are starting to talk about life at the Mansion. Turns out it wasn't all chateaubriand (too fatty!) and Cristal flowing from ice sculpture breasts. Kendra Wilkinson says, for example, that, yes, she was intimate with Hef (sorry, no details), but it very seldom happened. So had to go elsewhere to satisfy her urges. "I had to have s

Morning Mix: Swayze Beating Pneumonia; Drunk Calls Brad Pitt 'Ugly'
Headlines: Patrick Swayze says he's almost over pneumonia... Jennifer Hudson to sing national anthem at Super Bowl... Mickey Rourke stars in new PETA spay-and-neuter ad campaign... Paula Abdul denies criticizing "Idol" producers... Raven-Symone hosts self-esteem workshop for young girls... Set sail with New Kids on the Block... Guy Ritchie visits Madonna and children in New York... Naomi Campbell settles lawsuit with former maid... Ricardo Montalban dead at 88... "The Prisoner's" Patrick McGoohan dead at 80

'I had to have sex': why Kendra cheated on Heff
Kendra Wilkinson cheated on ex-boyfriend Hugh Hefner because she “had to have sex”. The 23-year-old star

Kendra Wilkinson Reveals Unsurprising Confirmation Of Hef's Non-Sex Life [Girls Next Door]
Well, this is no way to treat that nice old man who bought you some new knockers! Now that Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson has escaped, she's revealing all about Hugh Hefner—and their sex life.Like a rebellious wild child turned much less fun football wife, Wilkinson is renouncing her former lifestyle ("Now I'm totally against [Hefner's] way of life") in a tell-all to Us Weekly. And what better way to do it then let the air out of the sexy, polygamous balloon by admitting that when she wanted to get l

New Year's Resolution Short Story! (It'll Make You Smile!)
Resolutions, They're Not Just for the Other Guyby David DesmondAuthor of The Misadventures of Oliver Booth: Life in the Lap of LuxuryAs we conclude yet another year of greed, gluttony, and sloth and teenage girls replace their now completed High School Musical 3 calendars with twelve months of images from the movie Twilight, it's pretty much a universal truth that feelings of guilt and dissatisfaction will inspire us to try to change our ways -- yet again.New Year's resolutions tend to be predictable, touch

Kendra Wilkinson Spills - A Little
In an interview with US Weekly, Kendra admitted that although she and Hugh Hefner were "intimate" she had to go have sex every now and again just to feel human. So, then am I to deduce from that statement that the intimate time she and Hef had together was not sex? It is hard to tell. She says that she was never really alone with Hef and there were no solo dates so I am afraid to ask what exactly this intimacy was.She did say that Bridget Marquardt confided that she never cheated on Hef once during the enti

Hugh Hefner Confirms It’s Over
Hugh Hefner has confirmed his split from Holly Madison. The magazine mogul had previously denied his relationship with Holly was on the rocks, but after she claimed they were no longer together earlier this week he has finally admitted their romance is over. He said: "If she's says it's over, it's over. But like I've said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her." The 82-year-old added he found it extremely difficult to come to terms with the end of his rel

Kendra Wilkinson Comes Clean! Life With Hef Wasn't So Rosey!
- She sneaked out to have sex only because she “had to have sex.” Another girlfriend, Bridget Marquardt wasn't as scandalous. Kendra revealed to Us Mag, “Bridget told me that she's been faithful all these years, and I was like, 'How the hell can you do that?' I had to have sex so I could feel my age, like a healthy human being." - She didn't see Hef that much. She said: “Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office. There

Kendra: I Cheated On Hef For Sex
Life at the Playboy Mansion wasn't always a party, according to Kendra Wilkinson. As for sex ... well, she got it elsewhere."I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it," Hugh Hefner's 23-year-old ex tells Us Weekly.The buxom blonde says "of course" she and the Playboy founder were intimate, but notes she often only saw him once a day - in passing.

Bridget Marquardt: Hef Still Loves Me
Bridget Marquardt doesn't have to worry about Hugh Hefner being a jealous ex-boyfriend. In fact, he wants the Girls Next Door star to find new love."He's so excited for me and happy for me. Hef says if I ever want to come back to the mansion and bring a date, that's no problem," says Marquardt, who moved out of the Playboy mansion last week after living there for seven years."He's just being really sweet about it," B-Marq said of her old lover. "We have gotten closer than ever. I will love him forever, ther

Kendra: I cheated on Hef
Life at the Playboy Mansion wasn't always a party, according to Kendra Wilkinson. As for sex ... well, she got it elsewhere. "I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it," Hugh Hefner's 23-year-old ex tells Us Weekly. The buxom blonde says "of course" she and the Playboy founder were intimate, but notes she often only saw him once a day - in passing. "Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office. There

Kendra Wilkinson admits sneaking out of Playboy Mansion to satisfy her sexual desires
Kendra Wilkinson has spoken out about her time as one of Hugh Hefner’s ladies in waiting. Apparently there was a lot of waiting and not enough action for Kendra. She admits she was “intimate” with the 82-year-old Playboy boss, but had to cheat on him to satisfy her sexual desires. Kendra, 23, was the youngest star [...]