Late Night Jokes Of The Week: Lipstick On A Pig, Bush's Geography, McCain's Age, And Obama's O'Reilly Interview

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Jay Leno: This week in the best of late night jokes, Conan O’Brien weights in on "lipstick on a pig," Jay Leno jokes about George Bush’s geography skills, Craig Ferguson goes for a joke about McCain’s age, Jimmy Kimmel parses Obama’s O’Reilly interview, and David Letterman brings more Great Moments in Presidential Speeches. Watch: Read more: Jay Leno, Craig Ferguson, Late Night, Late Night Jokes of the Week, Jimmy Kimmel, Conan O’Brien, Media News If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting! Share with friends: Tags: Conan O Brien, Craig Ferguson, David Letterman, George Bush, Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel, Late Night Jokes, O Reilly, Obama, Pig Joke Read full story at www.mashget.com

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