Article: ROLL CALL: Paris Hilton: ‘I’m Not Stupid‘
says her ditzy persona is just an act. “For five seasons I was stuck doing this character. It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it’s not who I am,” she said during an appearance on the British morning show GMTV, People reported. “I just say jokes but they think I’m serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it’s just entertainment.” We totally believe yo

umm ... paris ... - What Would Tyler Durden Do
Aww I feel bad.  Paris Hilton is gonna be so embarrassed when she finds out you could see her breasts though her shirt.  She's such a dignified lady, she certainly didn't want to be famous for something like this.  Not like this. (picture source = splash news )

Paris Hilton: ‘If I Was President’
Want to know what the world would be like if Paris Hilton was president? Now you can, in an interview with Harpers Bazaar magazine, the heiress talks like she is running for president. On her presidential style: “I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor [...]

Paris Hilton: 'British PM Is Gordon Ramsay'..? Dear Oh Dear!
The star did correct herself later on, insisting she had only made the mistake as she had recently eaten at one of the famed chef's restaurants.... More

Paris Hilton says 'Aren't I beautiful, London? Aren't I beautiful? Shut up. I can drive.'
Paris Hilton got plastered last night in London while she's in town promoting the British edition of My New BFF . She also made probably the most sensual face I've seen in my life. I'm actually contemplating a lifetime of itchiness over here. In the meantime, I may have added some captions to a few of these photos, but who's to say? Hint hint nudge nudge. Read them, or I won't be your friend anymore.

Viral Video: Paris Hilton & Lady GaGa, Intellectual Giants Collide

Hilton Tells Palin to Flaunt Her “Hot Bod”
Paris Hilton has reached out to Republican candidate Sarah Palin, telling the vice presidential hopeful that she should flaunt her “hot bod,” not hide it. Ms. Hilton said to Harper’s Bazaar: “My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself.” “Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?” Hilton added. “Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.” Yeah… like it would do anyone good to listen to what Paris Hi

Dear God….Please No! Paris Hilton Sitcom
Paris Hilton is teaming up with Ryan Seacrest to continue the domination of idiocy on television. The two BFF’s have been sitting around braiding each others hair and talking about their own show. Dumb twit, that would be Ryan, thinks it is a super idea to have a sitcom in which Paris would be featured. [...]

Paris Hilton Interview With Lady Gaga
In a recent interview Lady Gaga admitted she went to the same school as Paris and Nicky Hilton . Now Paris is taking Lady Gaga an interview and after licking up her ass, because Lady Gaga is more famous then she, Paris asks a very important question: What is your inspiration for your music? The answer is obvious ‘… obsession with fame. Amazing obsession for fame and I am sitting here with Ms. Fame.’

Paris Hilton and Lady GaGa Clubbing in London
Paris Hilton sharing her panties in London ,Well she didn’t do it in a long time, so she though she needs some more attention, the most famous heiress Paris Hilton met up with musician and style icon, Lady GaGa at the Nokia 5800 launch at Punk in Soho last night, They just kept complimenting each other until

Paris Hilton and Lady Gaga Suck Up To Each Other
OMG like you are like soooo coooool. Gasp. You are like soooo ahsummmm tooooo…. awwwwww.

Lady GaGa Meets Paris Hilton
And MTV News had a frontrow seat and exclusive interviews with the gals… Number one singer Lady GaGa met heiress Paris Hilton for the first time last night- at a Nokia 5800 party in London.

Paris Hilton Interviews Lady Gaga and I survived of the Day
So Paris Hilton is a huge fan of Lady Gaga’s, which means you need to stop listening to this cunt now. It also turns out they went to school together and I am sure Paris Hilton didn’t give her the time of day back then, meaning that her giving her the time of day today is some fake shit that you’d expect from Paris. But since Gaga was always seeking approval of her peers, proven in how she tries so hard to be different because they didn’t let her in their circle, she̵

Paris Researches London While We Learn the Paris Doctrine
Paris Hilton managed to amp up her tan between one night in London and the next, though she had to keep herself bundled on her way back to the hotel after a night out at the Kingly Club. It's only right that Paris makes sure she's well acquainted with the city since she's looking for her...Full Article @ Popsugar.com See Also GO BACK TO JAILWoof [Paris Hilton]A SQUINTER'S TALEParis Hilton at the “Can Can” Perfu

Paris’ New Presidential Spoof
Paris Hilton launched her latest presidential video today on www.funnyordie.com, this time, asking advice from a former American "president," (or at least someone who played one on TV), Martin Sheen! "Nowadays, soundbites, not sound policy, determine our country’s course. I plan to bring a fake balanced approach to these real problems," Hilton promises in the video. Read the full story   Archived Entry Post Date : Friday,

Paris Hilton - Kingly Nightclub in London
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Who's Paris' New Pal?
Paris Hilton has got herself a mini-me.Watch Paz emerge from an EIGHT-hour stint at a hairdresser's in London to find a small admirer hanging around.Could be time to call off the BFF search...

Paris Hilton Sarah Palin has a hot bod
Sarah Palin should wear more revealing outfits says Paris Hilton.

What If Paris Hilton Were President?
You no longer have to wonder, in an interview with Harpers Bazaar magazine, the heiress talks like she is running for president… Also mentioned in the article is her advice we previously reported on where she gives her Presidential Fashion advice to VP Candidate Sarah Palin. On her presidential style:“I pledge to support the American workforce by [...]

London Photos: Paris Hilton Wants You to See Her Nipples
Socialite Paris Hilton hasn't been talked about in a while and must have really wanted some attention the other day - because she was out and about in London in a see-through shirt.... More

PARIS AND HER LATEST PRESIDENTIAL VIDEO!
The funny thing is, after what’s happened this week - she might be out best choice! Enjoy, “The Paps!” See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Paris Hilton Gets Fake President Advice From Martin Sheen
Not quite as funny as her first one, I say.

Paris Hilton introduces her BBFs
"I don't like when people act so hungry and weird in front of the paparazzi. I like when people hang back and relax and don't get crazy. I like when my friends care about me more than the camera." In a recent television interview, she said it was difficult to trust people to get close to her. "It's difficult because you never know what people's intentions are and I think a lot of girls have become my friend for the wrong reasons and used me and I didn't realise it but now throughout the years

Paris Hilton's Chair For Sale
The Lounge Chair, in which Paris Hilton recorded a 'Paris For President 2008 Spoof Campaign Ad, has been put up for auction.The Enterprising Owner Of The Estate Where The Funnyordie.Com Online Ad Was Filmed Asked The Heiress To Sign The White Chair And Now She's Offering It Up To Fans On Auction Website Ebay.Com For A Starting Price Of $1,000 (£540).The Auction Ends On 17 October And 10 Per Cent Of The Proceeds Will Be Donated To The American Cancer Society. Comment on this Article Paris has also