La Lucci Shows Those Young Whores How It's Done

dlisted - 20th Feb 2009

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Susan Lucci: The grand dame of everything, Susan Lucci, made the young skanks weep at themselves as she strolled the beaches of the Island of Money (aka St. Barts) with her big daddy husband today. Bitch is 62! La Lucci has the crotch of a toddler, the skin of a fetus and the breasts of a sperm!One of the things on my cum bucket list is to get slapped by Erica Kane just once. And hopefully, she'll wear that 80s bikini while doing it. Read full story at dlisted

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