Kim Kardashian & Her Big Ass Booty Pump Her Own Gas!

www.bastardly.com - 23rd Sep 2008

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Kim Kardashian: Kim and her partner, Mark Ballas, scored a 19 doing the Foxtrot.
Much to my surprise, Kim Kardashian did not completely suck. She was too safe and too stiff, but her footwork was clean, and she has potential to improve. BuddyTV
Her hair looked a mess, she pulled strange faces as she danced and didn't seem to be a natural.
She only managed to pick up a score of 19 from the judges which was lower than expected. Five other celebrities managed to dance better than her including football star Warren Sapp. Source
The problem is Kim Kardashian's dancing. It was bad with a capital B in Week 1. She was stiff as a board which is normally the position of her various partners. But not on DWTS. Sorry Kim, but you are hot in all ways but one Read full story at www.bastardly.com

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