Kerry Katona Needs A Hug.

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Kerry Katona: Well, you can forget about that reality show that Kerry Katona got hired on to do for MTV…’cuz it ain’t happenin’. Due to unforeseen circumstances, Miss Katona’s new television show has been scrapped. Ok, let’s be real here. Beotch no longer has a jobby job ‘cuz she’s a drunk who needs rehab, an attitude adjustment, and a clue. An MTV source told British tabloid, The Sun: “Kerry is in no fit state to make a show. ‘We have to wait and see how she fares in the immediate future. We want to see if she can start taking care of herself.” Seems to me Kerry looked at Britney Spears’ meltdown and thought hey, what a fantabulous way to get back into the public’s hearts… Just one hot minute Miss Katona…YOU ARE not Britney Spears…I repeat…YOU…ARE…NOT…A…CHEETO. You have no discerning talents nor redeeming qualities that will MAKE you a celebrity. Get yourself some help. KThanks. Image Source: Jon Baxter Related Posts Kerry Katona Less Top Heavy. Kerry Katona Gets Dissed. Kerry Katona Hits The Bottle. Kerry Katona Can’t Handle The Truth. Kerry Katona’s World Starts To Crumble. Stumble It! Tags: alcohol, Britney Spears, Kerry Katona, MTV, music, reality TV, television show, The Sun This entry was posted on Thursday, November 20th, 2008 at 8:59 pm and i

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