Jose Canseco vs Hong Man Choi MMA Fight (VIDEO)
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Jose Canseco MMA Fight [VIDEO]
Jose Canseco got his ass handed to him during his first MMA fight in Japan last night!
Jose Canseco To Fight Danny Bonaduce In Celebrity Boxing Federation Bout
Danny Bonaduce, the former "Partridge Family" star who stands 5-foot-6 and 165 pounds, and Jose Canseco, the juiced-up baseball player who's 6-foot-4 and 240 pounds, have agreed to step into the squared circle on Jan. 17.... <a href="http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212180564.shtml"><b>More</b>
Jose Canseco Slams Madonna for Dating Younger Model
Jose Canseco can't get over the fact that his 50-year-old ex Madonna is dating 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz.
"Oh, my God! Doesn't she realize she is 60-years old? Come on!" he told Usmagazine.com Saturday at the 7th Annual World Poker Tour Invitational at Commerce Casino in L.A.
Of Madonna (who took Luz to NYC's Kabbalah Centre on Saturday), Conseco told Us: "When she is 80, what is...
Jose Canseco -- A-Rod Who?
Jose Canseco has sold everyone out in his professional life, for profit and, seemingly, with glee. So knock us over with a feather when he was mum yesterday on the A-Rod steroid scandal.
Jose -- the guy who first ratted A-Rod out -- said it wasn't the appropriate time to comment, but that people could read his second book. Again, knock us over with a feather.
Jose Canseco Has Small Testes
KLAC-AM in LA is reporting that Jose Canseco was detained at the U.S.-Mexico border for alleged possession of HCG. HCG is a drug that’s used between steroid cycles to restore testicular size and testosterone production.
Poor Jose, now the whole world knows about his little problem.
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Jose Canseco Detained for Steroid Possession
Jose Canseco was detained at the U.S. and Mexico border for alleged possession of steroids, according to KLAC-AM. Canseco was allegedly found to have HCG (Human chorionic gonadotropin) in his possession.
Sylvestor Stallone has predicted HCG will become legal in ten years, and has announced publicly he uses HCG.
HCG can be used to build muscle, and heal tissue, but also restores and reverses the shrinkage of testicles after the use of other steroids.
Canseco, an immigrant from Cuba, is the author of several
Jose Canseco Detained Fertility Drug!
Jose Canseco has reportedly been detained for having a fertility drug human chorionic gonadotropin when entering the U.S. from Mexico. Jose Canseco was detained by U.S. immigration for possession of the fertility drug, claims reports. Canseco was reportedly held for 10 hours after entering the U.S. on Friday.
Canseco’s lawyer confirms he was held for questioning but would not comment on the details, nor if Canseco had on him gonadrotropin, reportedly banned by the World Anti-Doping Agency for use in
Jose Canseco Suffers From Anabolic Steroid Induced Hypogonadism
Jose Canseco admits to health problems resulting from the discontinuation of anabolic steroids in the A&E documentary “Jose Canseco: The Last Shot” premiering Monday night, October 20th.Jose Canseco, the former baseball superstar who blew the whistle on the game’s steroid scandal, has used steroids himself for the past 24 years. Now Jose wants to finally get clean, but he’s terrified about what may happen when he goes through the process. There has been no medically documented case o
Jose Jose Can’t Afford Hospital Bills
Even though we’re hearing that his wife Sarita is doing much better, Jose Jose is still stressing out because he has no money to pay for her medical bills.
He mentions that he has continued working while she was in a coma due to a brain hemorrhage because he can’t afford to be by her side.
He has to be on the road, promoting his book and music, in order to keep up with the expenses.
That sucks…especially considering how much Jose Jose has earned throughout the years.
Jose Canseco Slams Madonna for Dating Younger Model
“Oh, my God! Doesn’t she realize she is 60-years old? Come on!” he told Usmagazine.com Saturday at the 7th Annual World Poker Tour Invitational at Commerce Casino in L.A.
Jose Canseco Weighs In On Madonna's Dating Choices
Ex-boyfriend Jose Canseco has strong opinions about Madonna's dating Jesus Luz, and he isn't afraid to voice them.
Celebrities Facing Foreclosures What Do Ed McMahon Jose Canseco Evander Holyfield Courtney Love Have in Common
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Jose Canseco Gets Slugged in MMA Debut
Jose Canseco showed off his newly created punch-and-run technique during his Mixed Martial Arts debut last night in Japan -- and needless to say, it didn't work at all.
Canseco fought the superhuman-sized 7'2" 330-pound Hong Man Choi at The Dream Super Hulk tournament in Yokohama -- which mercifully ended after ONE MINUTE when Choi mounted the old "Bash Brother" and beat him to a pulp.
Unfortunately, they don't make a steroid that turns you into someone with fighting ability.
Name Change For Jose Canseco Street?
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Jose Canseco CRUSHED In Mixed Martial Arts Debut (PHOTOS)
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Jose Canseco Busted with Anti Nut-Shrinkers
Filed under: Talk Sports Baseball's most famous 'roid monger, Jose Canseco, spent more than 9 hours in federal custody yesterday after U.S. border agents caught him allegedly smuggling HCG -- a hormone commonly used to reverse the shrinking effects of jock juice.According to...Permalink
Jose Canseco: Madonna 'Wanted to Get Married and Have a Child With Me'
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Jose Canseco's fertile drug discovery
Ex Baseball star Jose Canseco was detained for nearly 10 hours by immigration authorities after agents said they confiscated a fertility drug as Canseco returned from Mexico, his lawyer said in a statement Friday.
07/14/2008 - Jose Canseco - The Official 2008 ESPY Awards Kick-off Party - Arrivals - The Playboy Mansion - Los Angeles, CA, USA
Jose Canseco on Madonna: “Doesn’t she realize she is 60-years old?”
Men are jerks. Okay I know it’s not fair to say that all of them are based on the statements of one guy. Jose Canseco, to be specific. But his comments are so assholeish that it makes me hate his entire gender. Unfair, I know.
Back in the day, Jose [...]
Jose Canseco detained at Mexican border….
Former baseball slugger Jose Canseco was detained for over nine hours at a San Diego Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility yesterday after border agents caught him trying to bring human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG) across the border from Mexico.
The fertility drug, which is extracted from the urine of a pregnant woman, helps produce testosterone in athletes who are cycling off steroids. HCG is banned by the World Anti-Doping Agency in males only and is considered a Schedule-III controlled substance
Boxing Match: Danny Bonaduce vs. Jose Canseco
Having just come off another celebrity boxing win (against Howard Stern regular, Reverand Bob Levy), Danny Bonaduce is ready to jump in the ring once again, this time against Jose Canseco!
The fight is scheduled with the Celebrity Boxing Federation for January 17th.
There is a massive size difference with these two. Canseco, who has been roided [...]
Celebrity Boxing Match: Danny Bonaduce vs. Jose Canseco
Danny Bonaduce is back in the ring again, and this time he’s ready to take on the much larger Jose Canseco, this Saturday, January 24th, 2009!
The fight will take place at Ice Works Skating Complex, 3100 W Duttons Mill Road in Aston, PA. Doors open: 7:30 pm, Belltime: 8:00 pm.
Purchase event tickets at Centerstage tix [...]
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Fighter up! Canseco trades swings at the plate for cuts in the mixed martial arts world
Jose Canseco used his mammoth muscles to take pitchers deep and trade blows with Danny Bonaduce.
COnseco Caught Smuggling Steroids
According to KLAC-AM, Jose Canseco has been detained at the U.S.-Mexico border for alleged possession of steroids. I do not think it is alleged at all. We all know that he is a roider. How stupid can he be. This dude has money coming out of his ass and yet he is gonna do something dumb like this. Well, you hit a home run this time buddy…
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