Pretend You're Dating Jon Gosselin With Handy New T-Shirt, Or Just Actually F*** Him: PHOTO
I never thought I’d find a replacement for my “It’s not a bald spot, it’s a solar panel for a SEX MACHINE” t-shirt (that’s right – I only own one shirt. And no pants), but Just Jared came through with this new shirt that says what we are all thinking!!!!!!!!!!! Just imagine how amusing this shirt’s gonna be, say, five weeks from now! It’s a solid long-term investment, plus it’s great for family members of all ages: ( Ed Note – I...

Jon Gosselin's New Girlfriend Is Bi, Because If Anybody Deserves A Threesome It's Jon Gosselin
Oh crap. The needle just broke on my sarcasm meter. Jon Gosselin's new wild girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, "is bisexual," one of her college pals confirms to the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands now. "She's open about it, and I've seen it happen," the friend goes on. Glassman -- who was arrested in 2005 for marijuana possession -- is more serious about women than men, a college classmate says. See Hailey's wildest moments! "Guys have just been hookups," the classmate tells Us. "With girls, there...

Jon Gosselin: Dating Hailey Glassman!
Deanna Hummel who? Apparently moving on from wife Kate and the mistress that wrecked his marriage, Jon Gosselin has been cozying up to Hailey Glassman, 22.

Jon's New Kate Speaks: "I Am a Nice Person": PHOTO
In a bid to silence her naysayers, Kate Major is doing for herself what Jon Gosselin has yet to: coming to her own defense. "As a journalist, I get it," the 26-year-old former Star reporter exclusively tells E! News of her sudden status as blogosphere whipping girl days after she hooked up with the Jon & Kate star. "I realize being in the public eye often means facing criticism and being a target of hurtful lies. It simply comes with the territory." Still, the woman now known as Kate 2.0...

EXCLUSIVE: Hailey Glassman Heartbroken Over Jon Gosselin's Romance With Reporter: PHOTO
Hailey Glassman is a “heartbroken mess” over her relationship with Jon Gosselin, a source familiar with the situation says. Jon has spent the past several days in The Hamptons with Kate Major, a reporter who resigned from Star magazine Thursday after

NEW PICS: Kate & Cara Gosselin's Day Out
Looks like it's back to reality for little Cara Gosselin--after a dreamy night with The Jonas Brothers, she was spotted running errands with her mom Kate in Reading, Pa. on Friday. Random ThingsINF Daily

Kate Major hitched her wagon to Jon Gosselin's star. Smart!: PHOTO
Whether or not Kate Major and Jon Gosselin are really dating , she plans on milking the situation to become famous, according to her colleagues. NY Daily News reports: "Kate always wanted to be a celebrity," one snitch says of the 26-year-old, who resigned from her reporting duties at Star Thursday, citing a conflict of interest between her work duties and her relationship with Gosselin. "Now she's getting her 15 minutes." Adds a publicist pal, "Kate has always wanted to be on TV. She was a...

Jon Gosselin: Spotted with Kate Major: PHOTO
Has Jon Gosselin moved on from Hailey Glassman to another woman? The reality TV father of eight had dinner with a mystery blonde in New York at the Upper East Side's

Jon Gosselin Denies Major Romance Rumors: PHOTO
Jon Gosselin must be enjoying the new single life, but the drama is stirring up! Gosselin had recently been seen with Hailey Glassman, who gushed about their relationship, then was seen a week later with tabloid writer Kate Major, 26, who quit Star magazine so her love life would not conflict with her job.

Watch: Jon Gosselin's Match Profile
Get the Flash Player to see this player. I’m kinda over Jon & Kate Plus 8. In fact, I used to be totally into watching it every week on TLC and now I can’t even watch old episodes. Yes… that show is officially one giant FAIL right now. Way to get divorced, effers. Anyway, check out ‘ Jon Gosselin ’s’ Match.com profile. “I only sit on this side of the couch.” Yup… that’s cause Kate is an uber-b&tch and she probably...

Kate Gosselin Spends the Night with The Jonas Brothers: PHOTO
-Photo: INF.com- Jon Gosselin may be out gallivanting with multiple women , but soon-to-be-ex Kate Gosselin is being entertained by some men of her own. Or boys. The mom of eight took twin daughters, Cara and Mady , 8, to see  The Jonas Brothers concert at the Wachovia Center on Thursday in Philadelphia. Kate even took one of her daughter's friends with them -- and the foursome arrived in style. The showed up in a black stretch limo, looking all too cool for school. Nice to see Kate...

Kate Gosselin Takes Daughters Back to Doctor: PHOTO
While Jon Gosselin prefers to hit the local park's swing set with girlfriend Hailey Glassman, his wife, Kate Gosselin, continues to pick up the slack as parent to their 8 children. On Tuesday afternoon, Kate was spotted taking the sextuplet girls to the

Kate Major Star Magazine!: PHOTO
Jon Gosselin is dating Kate Major, former Star Magazine reporter. Hailey Glassman - here are the Kate Major Jon Gosselin details if you are reading at home wondering where Jon is at. Jon Gosselin was spotted Wednesday night with then Star Magazine reporter, Kate Major, a single blonde. By Wednesday evening, she told press she is in love with Gosselin, a man she just went to report on this week. By Thursday, Star Magazine accepted her resignation from her position.

PHOTO GALLERY: Kate Gosselin Goes for a Ride
Anybody else reminded of those bears in the circus right about now? Jon & Kate Plus 8 matriarch Kate Gosselin was reunited with her soon-to-be-ex hubby Jon Gosselin —who's been a very busy boy lately —on Thursday. Apparently, she was so eager to distance herself from her estranged spouse that she hopped on one of their kids' bikes and tried to make a break for it. Check out our humongous gallery of Kate Gosselin and tell us in the comments section: Do you think she could pop a...

The Gosselin Kids Are Sad
Jon and Kate Gosselin's eight children are reportedly “sad” that their parents are no longer together. Hardly surprising given the circumstances.

Jon & Kate Gosselin, Miley & Justin, Jessica & Tony, Usher: VIDEO
Jon & Kate Gosselin, Miley & Justin, Jessica & Tony, Usher

MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]
According to a search warrant, Dr. Conrad Murray is officially the target of a manslaughter investigation into the death of Michael Jackson. But more importantly, Michael's hair is being made into diamonds.

EXCLUSIVE: Jon & Kate Major Still Shacked Up At Michael Lohan's House: PHOTO
While everyone's wondering just where in the world Jon Gosselin and his New girlfriend Kate Major are, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that the pair are still hiding out at the Southampton, New York, home of Michael Lohan, Lindsay's dad.

Hailey Glassman Shocked That Jon Gosselin Is Out With Another Kate: PHOTO
Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin's girlfriend is shocked to hear that Jon Gosselin is dating a new Kate. Oh! We're shocked too, we thought Jon was getting ready to

Jon Gosselin Ca$hing In!: PHOTO
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that along with a new publicist , Jon Gosselin has hired a very famous person to be on his team: Mike Heller. The name might not sound familiar, but he is the mastermind behind a ton of celebrity endorsement deals and paid appearances. One of his biggest clients happens to be none other than Lindsay Lohan … daughter of Michael Lohan , recent butt buddy of Jon Gosselin . Catch our drift? And so now we're thinking that perhaps it was Mike Heller...

Kate Gosselin Tells The Kids Hailey Glassman Is Gross: PHOTO
Kate Gosselin is obviously not happy with her ex-husband Jon Gosselin's choice of women. Kate told the kids that Jon's girlfriend Hailey was gross.

Did Katie Holmes Perform a Judy Garland Number on SYTYCD to Arouse Tom Cruise? [Gossip Roundup]
Katie Holmes appears on So You Think You Can Dance (Video!), Gerard Butler is getting fat, Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler reunite, Gwyneth Paltrow cooks a chicken, Avril Lavigne parties really hard and Gwen Stefani looks pretty damn good.

Jon Hires High-Powered Publicist!: PHOTO
Jon Gosselin has hired a publicist! We knew he was loving the publicity. When Life & Style asked about his relationship with Kate Majorly Moronic , he told them "You'll have to call Rubenstein."

Jon & Kate's kids hurting
It probably will come as no surprise, but the ongoing contentious wrangling between estranged couple Jon and Kate Gosselin is having a very negative impact on their eight children. ''The twins [the two oldest children, Cara and Madelyn, age 8] are taking it the worst,'' said a key member of the ''Jon & Kate Plus 8'' show on TLC. » Click to enlarge image Kate (left) and Jon Gosselin have split, but the turmoil between them continues. (AP) ''They already are seeing a psychologist for...

Kate Gosselin Jonas Brothers!: PHOTO
While Jon Gosselin continues to entertain himself, Kate Gosselin spent last night entertaining her kids with The Jonas Brothers. It was Kate Gosselin Plus 2 Plus Jonas Brothers Thursday night in Philly! Kate Gosselin took Cara and Mady, 8, to see The Jonas Brothers at the Wachovia Center. In recent days instead Jon took Hailey Glassman to a park to hit up the swings.