Sebastian Bach on “Gone Country”
Sebastian Bach is appearing on a CMT reality show called Gone Country. It’s the second season of the reality series that headlines as CMTs most highly rated series ever. Gone Country follows a cast of characters competing in the series for a chance at country music success. 7 celebrities immerse themselves in all things country and, with the guidance of Nashville hitmaker John Rich, one will have the chance to become a country music star. The seven celebrities this season are: Sebastian Bach, Mikala

Why Did ‘Love Guru’ Bomb? And Is It Justin Timberlake’s Fault?
The last time Mike Myers starred in a comic film creation all his own, the entirely forgettable “Austin Powers in Goldmember,” the flick opened to a stellar $73 million weekend at the box office. That was six years ago and as we just learned over the weekend, a lot can change in that kind of time. “The Love Guru” opened on Friday to the kind of reviews usually reserved for movies starring Larry the Cable Guy, not to mention an embarrassing 4th-place finish. Perhaps no one sunk the knife deeper th

‘Redneck Woman’ Gretchen Wilson gets GED at 34
Country star Gretchen Wilson has finally gotten her GED. The 34-year-old singer had a hit with her first single, “Redneck Woman”. Wilson is also known to chew tobacco. Despite all her successes, the 34-year-old songwriter was one of 20 percent of Tennesseans without a high school diploma. But no longer. Wilson, who dropped out in ninth grade, passed her General Educational Development exam in April and will don a cap and gown during a May 15 graduation ceremony. Congrats to Wilson for finally

February 22 Update....
GIT-R-DONE!!!! Well I hope everyone runs out to see "WITLESS PROTECTION"! It opens today and me and the rest of this cast appreciate your support. We really worked hard to put out a great comedy and I'm excited about this movie and really think we hit a home run with the laughs. I wanna thank everyone in Chicago and all the small towns in Illinois for letting us barge in and film in your backyard. It was a fun time and ya'll were the best so I hope you enjoy the final product! By the way, I'm glad the write

March 25 Update....
GIT-R-DONE!!! I hope ya’ll had a great Easter. I should have updated before Easter but I was holding my farts in for Lent so I was very uncomfortable. Now that Easter is over I feel so much better now that I’m back to myself. I had to quit eating them marshmallow peeps, when I’d wipe my ass it was like pulling taffy! You think dry-cleaning is expensive? Try gettiin’ your pants sand blasted! I hate them fricken peeps! Not to be mistaken with the Pips. I loved the Pips. The Pips and th

May 28th Update...
Git-R-Done! Today, (May 28th) is Cher's birthday. 1/3 of her body turned 62! Badabing! Here's some TV trivia... Remember Cagney & Lacey the female cops? Sources close to the show (a friend of the first grips cousin had a brother that delivered water there and heard this from a guy who's sister was on the set and was friends with Cagney's publicist's friend's friend... so ya know it's true) anyway, this close source said that on days when Cagney & Lacey were PMSing they actually thought of changing the name

May 1st Update...
GIT-R-DONE!!! Well, I never thought I'd see $4 gas prices! I knew it was bad when 7 gallons of gas was the big prize on the showcase showdown on The Price Is Right... and the lady still UNDERBID! The good news is however my brother can't afford to drink and drive. Gas is so expensive now that instead of buying gas, arsonists now just go into abandon buildings with boom boxes and play "Fire" by the Ohio Players! Badabing! (I don't know if that's funny or not but we'll see on Thursday. I'll keep ya posted on

Black Crowes Caw Out Gretchen Wilson for Alleged Song Stealing
Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but not when royalties are at stake. The Black Crowes have filed a copyright-infringement suit against country star Gretchen Wilson, accusing the self-dubbed Redneck Woman of ripping off parts of their 1991 hit "Jealous Again" on her new single, "Work Hard, Play Harder." It may only be rock 'n' roll, but it has the brothers Robinson mad enough to file suit not only against Wilson, but against Wilson's label, Sony BMG, the publishing company J Money Musi

Gretchen Wilson Graduates from High School
She's got a Grammy, two Country Music Awards, and an album that went five times platinum, but Gretchen Wilson is finally achieving something that she has wanted for years: her high school diploma. Wilson, 34, best known for her 2004 hit "Redneck Woman," dropped out of high school in ninth grade amid family problems. She worked as a cook and bartender in Illinois before heading to Nashville to pursue her country music career. In 2007, the singer decided to complete her degree, enrolling in an adult e

GitRDone.com Presales Start Monday!
Hey ya'll...My new official fan site, GitRDone.com, is up and running! It features the latest news straight from the tour and is the only place you can get tickets to shows before they go on sale to the general public. Members also can win meet & greets with me and other great prizes.The first round of many presales to come at GitRDone.com start on Monday, June 16. At 10 AM local time, tickets will be available only to members for my shows in Boise, ID (10/12) and Peoria, IL (10/24).The second round of pres

Larry The Cable Guy TV!
Add the Larry the Cable Guy application - http://www.myspace.com/cableguyvideosBig news from www.gitrdone.com! Larry has a camera crew following him around on tour, and he wants all his fans to come along for the ride. Add the brand new Larry the Cable Guy Application and check out new videos every week from the comfort of your own MySpace profile. That's right - you'll have a Larry the Cable Guy TV channel on your MySpace page! Visit http://www.myspace.com/cableguyvideos to add the application. Adding t

2nd Round of Presale Tickets
Cause you guys are such loyal fans, here is your early announcement for the 2nd round of presales dates just like we promised.Speakin' of early, my good buddy asked me if I wanted to go fishing in the morning, then he told me we had to be on the lake at 5am. Uh, come again? 5am? Heck, you couldn't get me on a cheerleader at 5am! Well you could, but she'd have to bring her own rod. Ha, oh well.Anyways, below are the dates and locations that I will be stopping through. Sign up at GitRDone.com to take part.All

July 23rd Update
GIT-R-DONE!!! I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while. I've been on vacation with the wife and kids but now it's almost time to buckle down and hit the road again. Kids are great, but when they don't get something they want, they whine and throw temper tantrums. Kinda like my wife, only smaller. BADABING!So for the last 5 weeks, I've been fishing, relatives and friends visiting for a pig roast, and tons of whiffle ball. It was a lot of fun but I'm anxious to get back to some shows. I had a friend of mine tha

Disaster Movie Voted Worst Movie of All Time
Disaster Movie has been voted the worst movie of all time by the users of the Internet Movie Database. The film is currently getting a 1.3 out of 10 rating with 4,066 votes. Earlier this year, Paris Hilton’s The Hottie and the Nottie hit the dreaded #1 spot after only one week of release (the film currently sits at #14). Unlike the Top 250, IMDb’s bottom 100 is always in flux, probably because the amount of votes is a much smaller sample. However, being voted one of the worst films of all time is not

Cindy McCain is John McCain’s Wife (Family Photos, Bio)
Cindy Lou Hensley McCain, 54, met John McCain in 1979 at a military reception in Hawaii.  He divorced his wife Carol Shepp, a model,  in early 1980 and married Cindy, 18 years his junior, a few months later.  The couple signed a prenuptial agreement keeping their finances separate. In 1982 Cindy helped John to campaign for [...]

Everyone Knew Palin Gal Pregnant Except Sad McCain [Working 'with' The Press]
John McCain was likely clueless his running mate Sarah Palin had an underage daughter with a love child — or at least that's what the Times is implying this morning. Meanwhile it looks like everyone from Time magazine to the National Enquirer to the entire population of Wasilla, Alaska was hip to the scandalous pregnancy. How could McCain have been left in the dark? It seems the presumptive Republican presidential nominee settled on Palin at the last minute, after figuring out that social conservative

“Diddy is really getting into YouTube” links
- Diddy is pretty pissed about John McCain choosing Sarah Palin as his running mate… pretty much for the same reason most people are. Alaska. [Dlisted] - Charlize Theron is all serious and dramatic now; and thinking way too hard about her “craft” [Lainey Gossip] - Helen Mirren says she was date raped [Fafarazzi] - What the hell is wrong with Ice-T’s wife Coco? Should people be allowed to look like this? [Bossip] - Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood continue to trash talk eac

Biden vs. Palin: I Do the Research So You Don’t Have To
Well, unfortunately John McCain chose not to take Donk’s advice and pick either Lil Wayne, Miley Cyrus, or Lenin’s Corpse as a running mate.  Sigh, there goes my career as a pundit.  However, the crafty old man actually one-upped Donk’s choices and in a brilliant move chose Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to complete his ticket.  Wow, I THOUGHT I had my mind firmly made up, but now with this choice, I, like probably most of you, are left with a difficult choice between Obama/Biden and McCai

Barbra Streisand Slams John McCain's V.P. Choice
Barbra Streisand is the latest celebrity to slam U.S. presidential candidate John McCain's decision to appoint Sarah Palin as his running mate. The legendary singer/actress, a staunch Democrat, is furious with Republican presidential candidate McCain for choosing a woman as his running mate in the build up to the November elections. Streisand has voiced her belief that he picked Palin simply to grab the voters who supported Hillary Clinton, who was the first women in history with her sights set on the Wh

Sarah Palin’s Underage Daughter Pregnant, Now What?
Their is so much Drama surrounding the Republicans running for president and vice president. Looks like McCain not only dealt with hurricane stealing his thunder over the weekend, but he also has to deal with Sarah Palin’s daughter also stealing his thunder. Sarah Palin issued a statement saying her daughter was indeed pregnant over the weekend. McCain’s people also issued a statement saying that the heard of the pregnancy before he announced her as his running mate. We know the Democratic part

Sarah Palin and the GOP Remake "Knocked Up"
This is a fast-moving story which it's too nice outside to spend any time following up on today, so we'll talk more about it tomorrow, but you should know that the 17-year-old daughter of Sarah Palin, the GOP's nominee for vice president, is apparently 5 months pregnant with a refutation to the rumors that she actually had the baby her mother is claiming as her own four months ago. It's hard to tell what exactly is going on at this point, but at first glance it seems to indicate that the Republican party is