“Jessica Simpson went to Niketown to buy Adidas pants” afternoon links
- Jessica Simpson went to Niketown looking to buy Adidas pants [I Don’t Like You In That Way] - Katie Price overshares in the most disturbing way possible [Dlisted] - Vanity Fair is downsizing their Oscar party [Lainey Gossip] - Ann Coulter May Very Well Be Speechless [PopEater] - Fight at The Dirty Awards: Shawty Lo vs. T.I. [Bossip] - [...]

Transporter 3, now playing.
Jason Stathams just rocks. Simply put. Looks like a good flick to go catch over the Holiday Weekend. Oh, and step away from the vehicle! Lots of good rock-n-roll in this one, from how it sounds. Fast paced. 0 Comments | Posted on 11/26/08, filed under Jason Statham Leave a Reply Name (required) Mail (will not be published) (required) Website 1 ... ... 0 Subscribe Our Friends Celeb Blog Celebrity Photos G

Review: ‘Milk’ is a terrific film
Sean Penn and Gus Van Sant have a proposition for us: a biopic dedicated to the memory of San Francisco activist and City Supervisor Harvey Milk, the first openly gay man to be elected to public office in California, who was murdered by a fellow supervisor in 1978. Your Ad Here Uncategorized Comments are closed. « Reese Witherspoon: I’d Guest Star on 30 Rock! Ann Coulter’s jaw wired shut »

Gawker "Cesspool Blog" Says One Who Should Know [Haters]
Affable, always-reasonable blogger Michelle Malkin is upset that we published the emails of Sarah Palin, featuring the phone number of Bristol Palin and the already available email address of her husband Todd. We are a "cesspool blog," and also "lowlifes," and also part of a "smear machine," and also we have commited identity theft (!), and last but not least we are "by-any-means-necessary lunatics." Also: "Bastards. Bastards all." Anyways. Back in 2006 Michelle Malkin posted the phone numbers of some coll

Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut! We're sooo sad....
Page Six is reporting that right-wing agitator and controversy-seeker Ann Coulter's jaw is wired tightly shut. I know, I know. If the report is true, It's almost as if our prayers have been answered. Apparently it was broken, but by whom, no one seems to be sure.  We could hazard a guess, but why throw roses yet. The blogosphere is already aquiver over the idea of a forced Coulter Moment of Silence. Finally, the Right Wing Barbie Doll has to shut up. This is, after all, the woman who called 2

Bill Maher Rages On The 21st Century's Real Welfare Queens [Pot, Meet Kettle]
newVideoPlayer("/Maher2_Jezebel.flv", 506, 423,""); Bill Maher wants you to know that it's time to stop discriminating against John McCain and the Captains of Failed Industry for their race! I mean, just because McCain has sucked at the government teat for most of his adult life, and just because the white dudes that used to run the financial services industry and running around asking for handouts doesn't mean all old white dudes are like that. The clip above, from Friday's Real Time with Bill Maher, soun

When We Were Young and Gay [Media]
We were all so pure before life got in the way. Even media types! Even Ann Coulter. Via Oh No They Didn't, click for the polemical pundit, back when she was a brunette and a virgin, Lou Dobbs as a Leave It To Beaver innocent, and Rachel Maddow as a 21-year-old leather-jacketed Rhodes Scholar who could kick your ass. Lou Dobbs Anderson Cooper Rachel Maddow [more here] Read More: 1

Ow, My Eyes! "Ann Coulter Lite" Is Anti-Everything We Hold Awesome
Ashley Herzog is a college student at Ohio University and a blogger for Town Hall, one of the last bastions of conservatism in a medium overrun by liberal outlets like the New York Post, the Washington Times, the Utah Herald Journal, and, of course, those Commie pinko queers at Fox News. Herzog is atypical of college students-- and we mean besides the fact that she doesn't support lowering the drinking age to 18 (or 12, as we've always favored.) Here's part of her recent post about Back To Schoo

Ann Coulter's Terribly Relevant and Interesting New Book [Books]
Popular nostalgia act Ann Coulter's new book is called GUILTY: How the Liberal Media Is Biased Against the Lizard People. Well, just kidding about that subtitle but you get the basic idea. The book is about how Ann Coulter is still marketable. Maybe her jaw will be unwired in time for the promotional tour. [Drudge, Earlier: Ann Coulter's Top Secret New Book!] Read More: books, Ann Coulter, whatever, lizard people

The Roundup - Tuesday Links
Ne-Yo and Queen Latifah to Sing…Barbra Streisand?  E! Online Ann Coulter May Very Well Be Speechless PopEater Usher Announces Second Child Due Date Livesteez Paris Hilton Gets Booed Cele|Bitchy Fight At The Dirty Awards Between T.I.’s Camp & Shawty Lo Bossip A-Rod Drops Out of Kabbalah Classes Hollyscoop Tyra Helps Beyonce Just Jared Pharrell Williams and Venus Williams at LAX I’m Not Obsessed

Ann Coulter’s Jaw gets Wired Shut
OUCH! Ann Coulter had to have her jaw wired shut. Apparently her jaw was broke, but who did it remains the question. I could never go through that, hopefully her jaw heals fast and she can unclench her mouth. Sounds painful to me. Technorati Tags: Ann Coulter,jaw wired shut,Ann Coulter jaw shut Filed under General Gossip | Trackback URI | Comments RSS Leave a Reply Name

Madonna’s Quickie Divorce
Madonna had one of those quickie divorce’s last Friday and is now stating she is sad by the marriage breakdown. Ummm, this is coming from someone that tried scheduling sex with her husband. If she was in there area they actually had to plan it out and for how long it would last. This coming from a woman that was possibly seeing A-Rod on the the side. Madonna did state if it wasn’t for her professional life she isn’t sure how she’d get through it. I’m sure she’d go straig

Brain Candy: Tuesday Edition
Debra Messing reveals how she lost 42 pounds.  Until it involves a daily routine of chocolate, margaritas and no exercise, I don’t want to hear about it.  [Lainey] The impossible happens:  Ann Coulter is silenced.  [Smack] Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt get married.  Till a “Hills” storyline about their divorce does them part.  [POTP] Battle of the ’staches:  Jude Law v. Josh Hartnett.  [Ayyyy!] Britney Spears on the cover of Rolling Stone, in which she reveals Kevin taug

Beyonce got her groove on this morning on Today.
Performing, no less, that Single Girl anthem that is about as worn as a bedpan at an elderly home. I would say this song has run its course. However, Beyonce’s round booty has not run its course. Still healthy as can be, although I wouldn’t recommend any crazyiness at the Thanksgiving dinner table this year. All the single ladies! If ya like then ya shuda putta ring on it! More pictures. 0 Comments | Posted on 11/26/08, filed under Beyonce Leave a Reply Name (

Rachael Ray to have voice surgery
Sarah Jessica Parker showed up for the opening night of the New York City Ballet last night. ... Today: Oprah does her favorite things show, but with a budget twist. ... Rosie O'Donnell's live variety show airs at 8 on NBC. ... Ryan O'Neal makes a guest appearance on Bones at 8 on Fox. ... Barbara Walters interviews Barack Obama on ABC at 10. ... Anderson Cooper hosts CNN's Heroes tribute at 10. ... Elsewhere: Rachael Ray is going to have a quiet holiday season. She has scheduled surgery for Dec. 16 to

Ann Coulter has a wired shut jaw.
Its like God delivering good on a Holiday Promise. Page Six is reporting that Ann Coulter’s jaw is wired shut. Apparently something happened to her and Doctors wired it shut. That something, while undisclosed, is most likely her being on television. Good to see the medical community looking out for people worldwide. I guess this means a happy Thanksgiving dinner for her family. Maybe she will be invited this year? 0 Comments | Posted on 11/26/08, filed under Ann Coulter Leave a

How to Be Broke and Not Be a Sucker
So I’m broke. I have a negative balance. Minus $9.44. Nothing to do, nowhere to go, imprisoned here on Roosevelt Island. Back in ’99 I bought a $400 bottle of wine at Raoul’s to impress what I thought was my girlfriend. Turned out I was merely one of three dudes she was nailing. And now I can’t even afford giant litter box liners. The cat’s been wobbling around making it real clear she’s not happy about the litter box situation. Tried to do a makeshift job with pieces of garbage bag and Scotch t

Barrington Levy Teams With Lil Wayne, Busta Rhymes
International superstar Barrington Levy has once again tapped members of Hip-Hop community to assist him as he makes another push for the mainstream spotlight.   The Reggae legend has released two versions of the first single from his forthcoming album, one of which features Busta Rhymes and President-elect Barack Obama.   The new track, titled “No War,” interpolates an Obama speech with lyrics by Busta Rhymes, Canada’s Kardinal Offishall, and of course Levy himself.   The…(

Dita Von Teese lets her breast fly for Playboy.
Dita Von Teese took her top off for Playboy Germany. Hey, she’s hot. And yeah, this is blog-worthy. But, I am kind of tired of Playboy remaining relevant these days. Lets get her in an adult film and then we will be talking.  She does have an outstanding rack. Also, I have no idea who she is? If you do, please leave a comment and let me know. I am not curious. 0 Comments | Posted on 11/26/08, filed under Dita Von Teese Leave a Reply Name (required) Mail (will not be

Vanity Fair “Scales Back” Its Oscar Party
Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter has announced that the magazine’s annual huge Oscar party will be held at the Sunset Tower Hotel on February 22nd next year and that it will be much smaller than years past. He says that this affair will be much “cozier” than parties past and that the guest list “scaled back considerably.” In other words, A-listers only! This year’s party will also recycle decor from previous years in a “dedication to the green movement.”

Rafael Nadal & Xisca Perello: Scantily Clad & In Love
Working on recovering from a leg injury, Spanish tennis player Rafael Nadal spends some quality time with his lady love Maria "Xisca" Francisca Perello while on vacation in Mauritius. In case you hadn't noticed, the only thing these two love more than each other is hanging out in bathing suits. And can you blame them? Any questions of stringy hair aside, this hardbodied couple looks like they know how to have a good time. And we're not just talking water sports.  Photo Credit: B

pop nosh: a jennifer aniston calendar?!?
† i like Jennifer Aniston and all but i certainly don't need a calendar devoted entirely to her yeeeah! † heidi & spencer's carefully orchestrated & timed 'elopement' makes me ill webster's is my bitch † once again Amy Winehouse is in the hospital - because of heavy drinking & drugging! cele|bitchy † Tom Cruise actually looks hot on the cover of 'details' magazine thanks to photoshop! popsugar † even Britney Spears has noticed how truly awful Katie Holmes' sense of sty

3am: 3am's clocked - we've got spies everywhere
Ex-Strictly Come Dancing contestant Matt Di Angelo in the Black Lion pub, Kilburn, North London, gossiping about the show... Simon Cowell being driven down Kensington High Street in a huge Rolls-Royce... Print Send Bookmark & Share Fark Delicious Facebook Digg Sponsored Links More 3am Celebs Stories Kate Moss and Jamie Hince sport br

Emma Watson Brings The Afternoon Links!
- Britney Spears Does Rolling Stone Magazine [HollywoodTuna] - When All Else Fails, Try The Naked Man [CO-ED Magazine] - Ashley Olsen Yells at the Paparazzi [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW] - Tom Cruise In Details Magazine [I’m Not Obsessed] - Britney’s off to Europe [Celebslam]- Wifey Or Trifey: Rihanna [Complex] - I Leave You With Nicole [Dlisted] - Kim Catrall Recreates Titian With Tits [Yeeah] - Heidi Klum Digs Milk [Derek Hail] - Aw, poor Madonna [The Blemish]- Britt vraagt jouw input [Flabber] - Ale

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Thanksgiving Advice
Gwyneth Paltrow gives some friendly Thanksgiving advice Robert Pattinson made a lot of money for Twilight Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt elope to Mexico Leighton Meester is the new face of Reebok Angelina Jolie got pretty emotional over Changeling Katie Price gives everybody too much information Amy Winehouse will be single and ready to mingle Megan Fox is obsessed with Zac Efron Jordan [...]