Jessica Alba Wants You To Vote and Eat People

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Jessica Alba: As if there weren't enough celebrities telling you to vote, Jessica Alba has decided putting on a Hannibal Lecter mask and subtly threatening to eat you and your babies if you don't vote is a good idea. Maybe it is, we'll see November 4.

Honestly, I don't get the whole "every single citizen who can vote should vote" thing. In fact, I've met some people that should be banned from the [...] Read full story at www.celebparasite.com

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