First the stock market, then this…we’re all F’d
I’ve recently fallin out of love with Jessica Alba for her controversial ‘Declare Yourself’ ad. I’ve also lost my crush on Hayden Panettiere for never growing boobs and having an opinion. But losing my effection for these  fallen stars is not enough. I now declare war on these two cheese-dicks for their recent parody video for the ‘Muzzler 2008′ infomercial. Grab a barf bag before watching this video, and by all means, don’t sit through the whole thing as you may b

Jessica Alba - Alba In The Clear Over Poster Prank
Jessica Alba has escaped charges for plastering shark posters on public property in Oklahoma City - because the owners of the buildings she targeted are refusing to press charges. Police launched an investigation after Alba was caught on camera putting the posters up as part of an animal rights protest earlier this month (Jun09). The Sin City star has since apologised for her actions, stating, "I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realise that I should have used better...

Jessica Alba - Alba Sorry About Shark Poster Protest
Jessica Alba has apologised for defacing public property in Oklahoma with shark posters. The actress landed in trouble with state authorities after she was caught on camera plastering posters on electrical boxes, a bridge and a billboard for the charity United Way in the state's capital - where she is shooting a new movie. Alba was reportedly making an animal rights protest, but accepts she was wrong to deface property. In a statement released on Tuesday (09Jun09), she said, "I got involved...

Jessica Alba -- Off the Hook
We've just learned Jessica Alba will not face charges for defacing Oklahoma City with shark posters earlier this month. Oklahoma City Police just told us the investigation is closed because no one wanted to prosecute. Alba was under fire last week after pictures surfaced of her gluing large posters of great white sharks all over OKC, in an effort to raise awareness for the dwindling number of the majestic creature. One of Alba's victims was a billboard for the United Way, for which...

Jessica Alba apologizes for vandalizing Oklahoma City
See, this is what happens when celebrities go wild.</p><p>TMZ reports that Parks and Recreation officials in Oklahoma City filed a police report after pictures surfaced online of <b>Jessica Alba</b> apparently defacing a bridge, a United Way billboard and other public stuff around town.</p><p>Girl was on a mission: She was plastering posters of great white sharks all over everything. Save the great white!</p><p>(Love TMZ's shark snark: "By the...

Alba's Shark Attack Victim -- She Owes Me a Bite
The guy who was defaced during Jessica Alba's Oklahoma City tagging spree wants payback -- and he wants it in the form of a hot midday meal.

Jessica Alba: Mother, Wife, Actress and Vandal?
Jessica Alba, who reportedly plastered photos throughout Oklahoma City, Okla. last week as part of a campaign to save white sharks, is now under criminal investigation after photographs hit the internet showing her defacing public property in Oklahoma. Alba ruined a United Way billboard, and is pictured celebrating in front of it. She issued an apology today.

Jessica Alba won't face vandalism charges - Yahoo! News
OKLAHOMA CITY – Police have decided against pursuing a criminal vandalism case against Jessica Alba over some posters that were plastered around downtown Oklahoma City . Police Sgt. Gary Knight said none of the owners of property on which the posters were placed wanted to press charges against Alba, who has apologized. Police never interviewed the 28-year-old co-star of the "Fantastic Four" movies, "Sin City and " Good Luck...

Oklahoma City police probe Alba link to vandalism - Yahoo! News
OKLAHOMA CITY – Jessica Alba ... a vandal? Photos have surfaced that appear to show her defacing Oklahoma City property with posters of a great white shark, and police are investigating. Police discovered the posters — aimed at raising awareness about the species' declining numbers — glued to a downtown bridge and elsewhere, including a billboard displaying a United Way advertisement. Police Sgt. Gary...

Jessica Alba Not Charged For Shark Stunt
Actress Jessica Alba will not be charged over poster vandalism in Oklahoma City, RadarOnline.com can reveal. “The decision has been made to close the case of the shark posters plastered in downtown Oklahoma City,”

The Law Proves Toothless in Jessica Alba Shark Case
Once again, a high-profile celebrity has evaded legal consequences for her actions. E! Online reports that Fantastic Four actress Jessica Alba will not be facing charges for her vandalism spree in Oklahoma City last week. Alba, currently in Oklahoma City filming the big-screen adaptation of Jim Thompson 's novel The Killer Inside Me , had plastered posters of sharks all over downtown in an effort to draw attention to the dwindling shark population in the world's oceans. "The...

Jessica Alba Won't Face Vandalism Charges for Her Shark Crusade
The actress apologizes to Oklahoma City residents for not using "better judgment"

Update: Jessica Alba Under Investigation For Vandalism
Apparently, Jessica Alba loves sharks. She loves them so much, she allegedly participated in a campaign to save great white sharks. A campaign that reportedly consisted of posting pictures of great white sharks on places like electrical boxes, a bridge, and a United Way billboard (according to pictures that have surfaced online).

Jessica Alba's Shark-ing Vandalism Spree
The Lost Ogle has published pictures purporting to show the Fantastic Four actress running around downtown Oklahoma City, plastering posters of great white sharks all over the place. You know, because great white sharks are a pressing concern in land-locked Oklahoma City. The postering campaign is supposedly intended to bring attention to the dwindling population of great whites in our world's oceans. Although the posters don't really make that point clear. And there are probably...

Police: Jessica Alba Will Not Face Vandalism Charges
Jessica Alba attends the BULGARI 'Between Eternity And History' dinner in aid of the charity Save The Children at Castel Sant'Angelo on May 20, 2009 in Rome, Italy. Elizabetta Villa/WireImage.com CelebNews@Usmagazine.com! - Police: Jessica Alba Will Not Face Vandalism Charges ...

Jessica, Please Put the Child Down
While shooting for a movie in Oklahoma City, Jessica Alba and/or her people decided to staple flyers about sharks to people's personal property. Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. Fortunately for Jessica, she won't be facing any charges according to sources : Police have decided against pursuing a criminal vandalism case against Jessica Alba over some posters that were plastered around downtown Oklahoma City.

Jessica Alba In Hot Water Over Shark Posters
Jessica Alba is in trouble with Oklahoma authorities after allegedly defacing public property as part of an animals rights protest. Oklahoma City Parks and Recreation's Wendell Whisenhunt has filed an official report against Alba after photos emerged online that appear to show the actress plastering posters of a shark on electrical boxes, a bridge and a billboard for the charity United Way in the state's capital. Alba, who is in Oklahoma filming a movie, was trying to raise awareness for...

Jessica Alba Vandalism? Oklahoma City Police Probe Photos Of Her Defacing Property
OKLAHOMA CITY &mdash; Jessica Alba ... a vandal? Photos have surfaced that appear to show her defacing Oklahoma City property with posters of a great white shark, and police are investigating.

Wanted: Jessica Alba
Things must be pretty boring in Oklahoma. Not a whole lot to do. I guess it's hard to blame Jessica Alba for attempting to find something to end the boredom. The star, in Oklahoma shooting a movie, has decided to become a bit of a vandal, and the problem is the cops know about it. According to TMZ Oklahoma City cops tell us the city's Director of Parks and Recreation -- Wendell Whisenhunt -- filed a police report after photos surfaced of Alba allegedly defacing electrical boxes, a bridge and a United Wa

Jessica Alba And Hayden Panettiere Team Up for Spoof Video
Jessica Alba has teamed up with “Heroes” star Hayden Panettiere for a spoof video urging young people in the U.S. to vote at the upcoming presidential election.Alba has been a longtime supporter of the Declare Yourself campaign, and has made two controversial ads for the organization in a bid to encourage Americans to take to the polls in November.The latest ad featured Alba wearing a Hannibal Lecter-style muzzle.And now the Hollywood actress has enlisted the help of 19-year-old Panettiere for a

Jessica Alba Investigated by Police for Vandalism
Jessica Alba Investigated by Police for Vandalism. The actress was caught on camera defacing a bridge in Oklahoma City

Jessica Alba Rocks A Classic Look
“Was accompanied by her hunky husband Cash Warren as she mingled with party guests, sporting a simple-yet-sexy sleeveless black dress with matching heels. “ Gossip Girls Jessica topped her classic look off with soft curls that cascaded down over one shoulder, subtle makeup that accentuated her natural beauty and a big smile. The ‘little black dress’ or LBD is simple, chic and stylish with a million variations that can look amazing on everyone. Never hurts to lead with a classic statement in eleg

Jessica Alba leaving STK restaurant
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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren leaving Coco de Ville
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren - The couple emerged for the second time and Jessica made sure not to make eye-contact. She has never been friendly and likes to play it very cool…like the cold hearted…I better stop. See More Videos From Henry’s Night Here

Jessica Alba at Urth Cafe
Jessica Alba with her husband Cash Warren, their daughter Honor (covered up in the stroller) and another friend had lunch at Urth Cafe in Beverly Hills. See the rest of Steve’s day here No Comments » No comments yet. RSS feed