Is Jaslene the Latin Paris?

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Paris Hilton: One could say with all this “spotting” (as in being spotted at trendy places with celeb BFF’s and beaus, not some disgusting menstrual jargon), network appearances and designer hype, we could very well call Top Model Cycle 8 winner, the next Paris Hilton. But do you really dethrone a queen or just get close enough to be a queen’s maiden?  I guess I have to watch more episodes of Gossip Girl to find out how this whole socialite vs. supermodel thing works. For now, let’s just state that it’s refreshing to see a Latina, or half of one (have you noticed how flaquita Jaslene is?) as Paris’ sidekick, “representing.”  Email Digg Facebook No C Read full story at www.lossip.com

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