IT'S OFFICIAL...I HAVE TERETTS!!!
blog.myspace.com - 7th Aug 2008
Tila Tequila: Hi everyone!
I want to make an official announcement that "I HAVE TERETTS!" It's official! This is all true so tell all of your friends about it! hahaha!
No but seriously, as you all know, I have been working in the studio 24/7 cooking up a writing dance storm for my new album and I'm so excited about it! It's definitely going to make all the hot bitches get up and shake their asses and pop that booty!!!! Hell yea that's what I'm talkin' about! I just wanted you all to be the FIRST to know that my new album will be called,
Tila Tequila: I HAVE TERETTS
IT IS GOING TO BE THE DOPEST RECORD OF THE YEAR I PROMISE! YA'LL AIN'T HEARD NOTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE AND I CAN'T WAIT TO PUT IT OUT FOR YOU GUYS! I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH AND THANK YOU SO MUCH ONCE AGAIN FOR ALWAYS SUPPORTING YOUR FAVORITE GIRL ON THE SCENE.......I WORK HARD FOR YOU....SO YOU BETTER SHAKE THAT ASS WHEN MY ALBUM HITS THE STREETS THIS WINTER! HELLLLLL YEAAAAA BITCHES! LOVE YA!
Love
Tila
PS-PLEASE REMEMBER THE TITLE OF THIS ALBUM SO YOU DON'T GET CONFUSED WITH OTHER STUFF THAT THE MEDIA TRIES TO PUT OUT OK???? MUAH! I HAVE TERRETS@ FUCK SHIT HOLE CUNT FACE ASSWIPE DICK SHIT COCK ASS!@ LOL
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