Greatest Song At This Moment - Beck's "Timebomb"
Turns out "Timebomb" has not only inspired this writer, but countless other video producers to create strange tributes to its glory. Many of these are simple dance videos and while they're not technically "unwatchable," they're probably more fun to watch if you know the kids involved, particularly if you gave birth to them. There are videos set to soccer games, mash-ups over "Gossip Girl" clips and old movie footage, and copious lip sync videos. But to really solve the mystery of this song's repeatability,

This Popular Vlogger Who Pranked His Mom With Pepper Spray Is Your Boyfriend
Have you seen this vlogger, Daxflame, with all these views? He might be the next Gilbert Gottfried or Bobcat Goldthwait, but for now he's just your grounded-for-four-weeks, Mom pepper-spraying boyfriend: Get it? He wanted to season the food a little. I want to hear the story of the only other time he's used pepper spray ("On this lady at the Blockbuster once.") (Thanks to Matt for the tip, who says "One day we'll all be working for this guy and Fred.") Posted by Lindsay at 3:15 PM in That's Your

Dr. Dre lays His Son to Rest
Over 200 mourners joined mega producer Dr. Dre on Friday as he laid his 20-year-old son Andre Young Jr. to rest. The cause of death has not yet been determined. Popularity: 1% [?] Kanye lays his mom to restTammy Faye R.I.P.Cate Blanchett is pregnantBritney Spears Suicide NoteBritney Spears Conservatorship Stays until 09 Comments Name (required)

After Brutal Accident, Tim Price Needs Help to Get to School
The State Island Advance has a heartbreaking yet inspirational story about a young man really looking forward to the new school year at Fordham University's Lincoln Center campus. Except Tim Price was run over by an Access-a-Ride minibus and "dragged 40 feet" earlier this year ("His right leg had been shattered, both clavicles broken, and his face and back severely burned") and now walks with a limp and uses a cane. His mom can't take him from S.I. to Fordham--she has two jobs--and hasn't found an affordab

After The Rehearsal
How many of you have waited in front of a toilet door closed on your face after an argument with your lover? Did you feel like taking control over the situation or breaking the door? Have you ever thought what brought you here? The haphazard choices that line every instance that has brought you to this moment. The endless sleepless nights you now don’t enjoy that much right now. The pain caused by several farewell embraces. The endless time wasted near the trigger of the telephone. These instances are all

Spaghetti Cat Lives On
The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet finally acknowledged the mystery that is Spaghetti Cat, the hungry feline who first popped up on the show unexpectedly a few weeks ago during a segment on binge drinking. Since then, America has fallen in love with SC, but we have never quite understood where he came from. Turns out Spaghetti Cat (who also answers to "Bowtie Head") is a real animal with an ability to eat food with utensils, thanks to his crazy owner. Impressive. I would also like to take this

Gatorade Is Extreme To The Max Times Infinity
This Gatorade commercial parody makes fun of how everyone in Gatorade commercials is always sweating so much and being so intense, but the funny thing is that at the end of the parody it's not like you don't kind of still want a Gatorade so that you can be a champion. « Previous Post: This Popular Vlogger Who Pranked His Mom With Pepper Spray Is Your Boyfriend Next Post: Diddy Apologizes To Alaska, Motherf***ers » --> Leave a comment

COCODRIE Gustav!
The Cocodrie levees are NOT working for Gustav as it hits the New Orleans Industrial Canal region. Flooding in Cocodrie is beginning from Hurricane Gustav. LALATE has Cocodrie Gustav information just coming in. Cocodrie is at the center of Gustav! Gustav is touching land right now. Says the NHC: “..CENTER OF GUSTAV MAKES LANDFALL NEAR COCODRIE LOUISIANA…” early Monday morning. No online reporting of Cocodrie and Gustav exists as of 8 am PST. But network national national news is reportin

Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Died During Sex
According to his mom, Matthew McConaughey’s sexual appetite -- and his way with the...

Mad Men: “Maidenform”
Kind of a mundane episode after a couple real humdingers (I find it interesting that this is actually recognized as a word by firefox). We enjoyed the hell out of it, and we tend to prefer the episodes that allude to something happening more so than when we get earth shattering character revelations. And this was definitely more of the former. A mood setter more so than a plot developer. Since the series is first and foremost an atmospheric, we tend to appreciate these episodes just as much as the next reve

THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK MEET SOME NEW OLD FANS
Top Images: 716450 copy.jpgBody: Danny, Donnie, Joey, Jordan and Jon all took to the red carpet at club Marquee to celebrate the release of their new album, The Block. The boys are preparing for their national tour, their first in over 15 years!  Surrounded by a sea of adoring female fans, the group schmoozed, boozed and took pictures.  Click through the gallery and check out the faces on the fans as they meet the new kids; they all seem to be giggling, like they've been waiting for thi

Are Usher and Tameka Headed For 'Splitsville'? - Singer Reportedly Splits With News of a Second Child!
Usher's 'making mistakes' again this week, the singer who re-hired his mom as manager last month, has reportedly split from his wife of a little over a year, Tameka Foster-Raymond who is also expecting their second child!   According to Chicago Sun Times columnist Stella Foster, despite having a second child on the way, Usher has separated from Foster-Raymond after a year of marriage.   Foster-Raymond gave birth to their son Usher Raymond V last year and is reportedly expecting a second child

Apparently We're All Super-Kids After All [Found Footage]
newVideoPlayer("/daryl_io9.flv", 506, 423,""); My quest for lame video-game moments from scifi earlier today led me to this moment from the movie D.A.R.Y.L., about a cute robot kid who gets adopted by a wholesome family. You know he's a super-kid, because he can play two Atari 2600 cartoons simultaneously, while also watching four screens of cartoons and bad documentaries. Please. This is how I spend every Saturday morning. I do like the part where another kid taps into D.A.R.Y.L.'s memory bank and finds o

VMA Virgin Katy Perry
Katy Perry will perform Madonna's 'Like a Virgin' at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday (07.09.08).British comedian Russell Brand - who will host the exclusive Los Angeles ceremony - revealed the 'I Kissed a Girl' singer will perform a version of the song, adding: "There's a lot of virginity and lesbianism going on at the show." Comment on this Article At a press conference yesterday (04.09.08), Russell was joined by Christina Aguilera, who announced she will be performing songs from her upcoming gr

Stiller moves closer to parents
Hollywood star Ben Stiller is determined to spend more time with his family - he has reportedly bought an apartment in the same building as his parents. The Tropic Thunder actor is said to have splashed out $8.8 million on a three-bedroom New York home so he can be close to his mom and dad. A source tells Scottish newspaper the Daily Record, "He starred in Meet The Parents and now he is doing it in real life."   Copyright World Entertainment News Network World Ent

Naomi Watts Bumps It Up
Naomi Watts looked like she didn't want Summer to end in her hot pink dress and white sunglasses out in NYC with her son today. Just like Naomi's baby bump, Alexander is getting so big — and in a few months we'll get to see him as an older brother. Exciting new job for the little guy, just as his mom is taking more on her plate as the face of Thierry Mugler's cosmetics line. Naomi's 40th birthday is coming up in a few weeks, just adding to everything the Watts-Schreiber family has to celebrate. Sour

Gavin and Kingston James Rossale Hit The Beach
Earlier today we saw pics of newlyweds Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi taking a stroll together along the beach coastline in Malibu, CA this past weekend and I noted that they curiously ran into Gavin Rossdale and his eldest son Kingston James. Here are a few pics of Gav and Kingston playing together [...] Power 61 Rating  Pump It  Dump It  Send It  Save It Get the full story from  Pink Is The New Blog  Tag

Michael Phelps Probably Won\'t Be Funny on SNL
Michael Phelps is continuing his dominance out of the water -- he'll host the season premiere of Saturday Night Live on September 13, NBC announced Wednesday. Phelps, 23, will also be a guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Monday. Last week, Phelps landed a book deal for his memoir, titled Built to Succeed. "The bullying and adversity made him be stronger and work harder," his mom Debbie told Us Weekly. "Michael may not have been able to focus in school, but I saw a passion

Heidi Klum Goes Grocery Shopping And Still Looks Fab
We have been seeing a lot of Heidi Klum lately. And every time she looks great…even without makeup! This mom of three shows that you can just run out to the grocery store like she did yesterday in Los Angeles and still look amazing. I would love to spend just one day with her so she could tell me how I could look like that! [Images by WENN] POSTED BY: Taylor Blue Related Posts Heidi Klum Has a Surprise for the PaparazziHeidi Klum Painted and Nude for RankinHeidi Klum and Seal at the Osca

Stiller moves closer to parents
Hollywood star Ben Stiller is determined to spend more time with his family - he has reportedly bought an apartment in the same building as his parents. The Tropic Thunder actor is said to have splashed out $8.8 million on a three-bedroom New York home so he can be close to his mom and dad. A source tells Scottish newspaper the Daily Record, "He starred in Meet The Parents and now he is doing it in real life."   Copyright World Entertainment News Network

Jennifer Lopez For Elle Magazine
One word: Wow! Jennifer Lopez looks absolutely amazing on the cover of the October issue of Elle Magazine. In the issue J.Lo talks about being photographed while pregnant, fashion, and pregnancy again. Here are some highlights from the interview... On being pregnant and commissioning a book of photos of herself for Marc two weeks before giving birth: “I was like, How am I going to rock this moment of my life?... I felt very womanly. Marc was in a dream. He loved it.” On not being able to get

J. Lo: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Lopez with husband Marc Anthony and twins Max and Emme. (Getty Images) I've been puzzling for months over what to give Mr. Liz to celebrate our upcoming anniversary. He already has every "Simpsons" figure known to man and gift cards are just so impersonal. Then, this morning, inspiration came to me from the usual source: Jennifer Lopez: Two weeks before giving birth, Lopez commissioned a special gift for her husband -- a book of photos of herself. Says Lopez: "I was like, 'How am I going to rock this mo

Fountain Of Youth Discovered! Christie Brinkley Drinks It All!
Bowing down to what is clearly a combination of amazing genetics and a highly talented plastic surgeon, Mamarazzi wants to take this moment to remind Peter Cook to enjoy his Internet porn. That is all. P.S. - do you see the theme developing here lovely readers? The husbands of gorgeous women and their porn addiction... boggles the mind, no?