Links - 12/23/08
Guess the celebrity abs - Answer here. Paris Hilton driving in her Pink bentley - Dlisted Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge And Whitney Port’s Hills Are Disappointing - Hollywood Tuna Rihanna and Chris Brown are Discreet - IDLYITW Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures in Nuts - Egotastic Simon Cowell is a Shirtless Skiier - Just Jared Date Night for Jessica Alba and Cash - Popsugar Lily Allen is a Naked Pear - NSFW - Drunkenstepfather JLo has Spies so Marc doesn't bang groupies Madonna's Underarm Vorte

Hilton Tells Palin to Flaunt Her “Hot Bod”
Paris Hilton has reached out to Republican candidate Sarah Palin, telling the vice presidential hopeful that she should flaunt her “hot bod,” not hide it. Ms. Hilton said to Harper’s Bazaar: “My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself.” “Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?” Hilton added. “Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.” Yeah… like it would do anyone good to listen to what Paris Hi

Suffering Bastard Links
Tonight we dedicate our gossip link roundup to the concept, consumption, and practice of the Suffering Bastard. HoverSuri iz hovering (Lolebrity) Redmond O’Neal to re-try rehab (CelebWarship) Even Paris Hilton looks down on Sarah Palin (Websters) Chauncey Gardener makes her look dumb by comparison (Gawker) Tom Cruise enters the Bedhead Hall of Shame (AgentBedhead) Kiefer Sutherland is terrified of imaginary sharks [...]

Grumpy Links
Lily Allen Topless Pictures - HOLLYWOODTUNA Hef’s “Girls Next Door” Are Officially Authors! - BASTARDLY Paris Hilton Thinks She Knows Who Robbed Her - IMNOTOBSESSED Two Chicks in a Hot Sweaty Cat Fight - HORNYOYSTER Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin Hate Each Other - YEEEAH Her Bikini Is Falling Apart - DOUBLEVIKING Bijou Phillips Gets Naughty For DT Magazine -

Did Tina Fey's Fight With Alec Baldwin Actually Happen? [Gossip Roundup]
It wouldn't be Christmas Eve without fighting: Alec Baldwin supposedly slammed Tina Fey's body; Paris Hilton's uncle got attacked and robbed in his home and Nicole Kidman was haunted by Katie Holmes.Tina Fey's sexy new feud with Alec Baldwin just had to be manufactured to promote 30 Rock, right? I mean, really. Alec: "Get ready to do a lot of airbrushing." Tina: "Something wrong with my face?" Alec: It's your entire body that's the problem. Tina: This is coming from a guy with a double chin who thinks Sara

Links To Hollywood - #160
Best Celebrity Cameltoes of 2008 - City Rag Lauren Conrad’s Hair Looks Messed Up - Bricks & Stone Paris Hilton Asked To Leave The VIP Area? - Holy Moly Wife Bites Husband’s Penis? - F-Listed Amy Winehouse Keeps Her Top On - Celebrity Smack Christmas Eve With Lily Allen - Popbytes Tuffy Luv Recommends Sex Books - College Candy Are J-Lo & Skeletor Okay? - Celeb News Wire Christmas Eve With The Beckhams - Pink Is The New Blog Danielle Lloyd Makes A Nice Christmas - Fa

Beyonce Knowles Voted The #1 Best Dressed Celebrity Of 2008
Beyonce shook herself all the way to #1 with readers voting her the #1 Best Dressed Celebrity of 2008. Complete list below. 1. Beyonce: Beyonce had a relatively quiet start to 2008, but when she came back, she came back hard… and in style. Performances, red carpets and more showed Beyonce trying on some futuristic looks, including a robot glove that I firmly believe can be used to shoot explosions at anyone who gets in her way. 2. Rihanna: Rihanna was EVERYWHERE this year and she always managed

Why Wednesday
Chrissy's Why's *why i am home sleeping like a momma bear in hibernation while yall reading this *why yall can hate all day long bout that *why i wont be back till monday *why i did these why's Tuesday*why i hope all of yall have a happy and safe holiday *why imma stop whying cause i am sleepy as hell *WAIT why i like that Beyonce song diva.....*why i betta have some gifts waiting under my cyber tree from yall when i get back, lolBammy's Why'sWhy Chrissy know I'm hating HARD on her for leaving all alone in

Beyonce Voted The #1 Best Dressed Celebrity Of 2008
Anthony Jones - Celebrity News Service Contributor Miami, FL (CNS) - If she were a boy, she probably wouldn’t have made our list at all (the guys closest to the Top 10 were Kanye West and David Beckham). But Beyonce shook herself all the way to #1 with readers voting her the #1 Best Dressed Celebrity of 2008. 1. Beyonce: Beyonce had a relatively quiet start to 2008, but when she came back, she came back hard… and in style. Performances, red carpets and more showed Beyonce trying on

PARIS AND HER LATEST PRESIDENTIAL VIDEO!
The funny thing is, after what’s happened this week - she might be out best choice! Enjoy, “The Paps!” See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Second Hilton intrusion in a week reported
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Philanthropist and hotel heir Steven Hilton confronted two intruders in his Malibu Hills home earlier this week, police said on Wednesday, just days after his celebrity niece, Paris Hilton, was burglarized. The apparent robbery attempt was reported in an emergency 911 call placed by Steven Hilton on Monday, according to Sgt. Janice Benning of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department. "Two people entered his home" but Hilton escaped from the intruders, she said. "He got away and he

What If Paris Hilton Were President?
You no longer have to wonder, in an interview with Harpers Bazaar magazine, the heiress talks like she is running for president… Also mentioned in the article is her advice we previously reported on where she gives her Presidential Fashion advice to VP Candidate Sarah Palin. On her presidential style:“I pledge to support the American workforce by [...]

Paris’ New Presidential Spoof
Paris Hilton launched her latest presidential video today on www.funnyordie.com, this time, asking advice from a former American "president," (or at least someone who played one on TV), Martin Sheen! "Nowadays, soundbites, not sound policy, determine our country’s course. I plan to bring a fake balanced approach to these real problems," Hilton promises in the video. Read the full story   Archived Entry Post Date : Friday,

Tasty Waves and a Faker Than Fake Bud
Paris Hilton lends Sarah Palin sex tape advice.… [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

PARIS HILTON GETS VAMPY IN LONDON
Paris Hilton loves to intend clad up, doesn’t she? This stunning gal was seen discover and most in author in a figure-flattering twine dress, and her material was hunting not half as ’80s as before. Yay! She looks a shade disorderly here, but she fresh said that she’s been enjoying a quieter style with swain Benji Madden. She additional that “I definitely poverty threesome or quaternary children. And presently - maybe a assemblage or two.” I can’t move to wager her rela

Paris Hilton’s campaign ad lounge chair is for sale on eBay
Paris Hilton did her campaign ad for the Presidency for FunnyOrDie.com wearing a skimpy bathing suit, sitting on a lounge chair by a pool. Well, if you wanted to purchase the actual lounge chair that she used for the spoof, you’re in luck. The signed chair is now being sold on eBay with [...]

Paris Hilton Gives Sarah Palin Fashion Advice
Paris Hilton has some advice for Alaska Governor and Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. "My advice to Sarah Palin is, you've got a hot bod; don't keep it to yourself," Paris says in the November issue of Harper's Bazaar. "Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend." It's the same brand of wisdom that has guided Paris these many years. The heiress goes on to tell the mag that under a Paris Hilton administration, the president would wear platform shoes when me

VIDEO: Paris Hilton Gets (Fake) Presidential Advice – From Martin Sheen
The heiress enlists the help of the former West Wing actor (and best fake president ever!) in a spoof Read the full story

Paris Hilton Greets Fans on London Streets
Paris Hilton has been living the life in London, England the past few days and earlier today the hotel heiress was spotted posing with a fan while on her way to a shopping spree. After taking a pictures Paris headed inside the popular store All Saints down in Camden .gallery { margin: auto; } .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width: 33%; } .gallery img { border: 2px solid #cfcfcf; } .gallery-caption { margin-left: 0; }

Paris Hilton Parties in London
She claims to have changed her partying ways but it looks like the dog has returned to its vomit as Paris Hilton enjoyed a night of partying in the London lifestyle. The hotel heiress was spotted grabbing some dinner at the Kyashi restaurant in Leicester Square before heading off to the Kingly night club and rounding off the evening with a stop in at the Silver Club. .gallery { margin: auto; } .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width: 33%;

Hilton continues online presidential campaign
Watch out world: Paris Hilton is continuing her bid for the White House.

In Paris We Trust?
Paris Hilton has been full of opinions on the election lately, and November’s Harper’s Bazaar is no exception. The star of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF poses with one of her seventeen pups, as if they are about to make a very prolific speech. Then they venture out and have their photo snapped in front of Paris’ “Pink White House.” If she were president, Paris tells Bazaar, she would give the White House a “minimalist touch,” and would employ a “closet”

How to Disappear Like a Famous Person
This sophisticated program is how Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan evade paparazzi and AA counselors. Everyone has somebody they don’t want to see. Whether it’s a maniacal ex-boyfriend who says he’s pregnant or a bounty hunter after you for unpaid waxing bills, the modern lady needs a way to go undercover. Step One: The Name Stars use a combination of their crappiest film and a favorite drink. For example: Kate Beckinsale gets by on “Serendipity Wallbanger,” and Nicole Kidman p

Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video
Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video

Zero-gravity fashion: space suits of the future
LONDON, England (CNN) -- You can almost picture it now: Paris Hilton swallowed up by a tight-fitting futuristic designer space suit -- one hand waving at the on-flight camera, the other clasping a Dior "space traveler" handbag. Tighter fit: Massachusetts Insititute of Technology researchers are working on a new, sleeker space suit. Oh yes, with the age of space tourism upon us, space fashion looks set to become the next step into this infinite world of adventure. One factor certain to drive