April Scott Brings The Afternoon Links!
- Hayden Panettiere Is The Lamest Flasher Ever [HollywoodTuna] - Party Girls of the Top 5 College Football Rivalries [CO-ED Magazine] - Thandie Newton and Ricky Gervais Re-Entact the Nailin Palin Porn [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW] - Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Want To Be Judged Anymore [I’m Not Obsessed] - Lindsay’s career is going up in flames [Celebslam]- Politickin’ With John Brown: CNN’s Baddest Anchors [Complex] - Guy Ritchie Parties His Troubles Away [Dlisted] - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Mig

Miley Cyrus Gets the Sex Talk
Billy Ray Cyrus has finally sat Miley down and had the “talk”.  You know what “talk” I’m talking about.  You would think that would be her mom’s job, but Billy Ray handled it.  Billy Ray said, Miley’s career is just rolling along now and getting bigger and bigger.  Everyone loves her and she has a shot to have a career like Julia Roberts or Jennifer Aniston or someone like that. I told her in no uncertain terms that her career would be over if something stupid

Angelina Jolie's New Modeling Photos
  Angelina Jolie is looking better than ever after the birth of her twins, Knox and Vivienne, and she's back in beautiful 1950s-inspired black and white photos for St. John's new advertising campaign.One more shot after the jump!Being out of the spotlight for a few months following the birth of the twins sure has done wonders for Angie - either that or she's had some help (rumors of surgery?).  Either way, she looks great.[Source]Related Posts:Guess The Jolie-Pitt Twin! (Photos)Fa

The Perfect Gift
According to reports, Tyra Banks stopped by Miley Cyrus‘ 16th birthday party at Disneyland over the weekend. So what kind of gift does Tyra give Miley for her sweet sixteenth? A framed picture of the supermodel when she was 16, well it is Tyra so what else would you expect?

Angelina Jolie Will Marry Brad Pitt Just To Shut The Kids Up
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's attitude to marriage is simple - only gay marriage or Jennifer Aniston being really narked off will allow it. Or at least that's what we thought. Now, as part of her confusing 'go against everything she's ever said, done or thought' promotion for The Changeling, Angelina Jolie has admitted that she will inevitably get married to Brad Pitt, but only to stop her children from pestering them for a wedding. It just goes to show how persuasive a small army of multinational childr

Billy Ray gave Miley Cyrus “the talk”
Soon to be 16 Miley Cyrus, currently in a relationship with a 20-year-old model, was given the birds and the bees speech by her dad. A friend of Billy Ray’s said Miley is bound to be experimenting on account of her raging hormones. “Miley’s career is just rolling along now and getting bigger and bigger. Everyone loves her and she has a shot to have a career like JULIA ROBERTS or JENNIFER ANISTON or someone like that.” So Miley has the chance to become a boring, ugly, untalented actress des

Celebs Gone to the Doggies
Jennifer Aniston has been romanced—and returned to sender—by loads of the world's most famous two-legged dogs, but it's her welsh-corgi, terrier mix Norman who's always...

Jennifer Aniston Adds Gerard to Her Tower of Dinner Dates
Jennifer Aniston was dressed casually in baggy jeans and a tank as she visited a friend in LA on Friday. The actress is keeping John quiet on their relationship, although the latest rumor about Jen involves another tall, handsome man. She recently had an affectionate dinner with Gerard Butler and a friend at Tower Bar, where they all but ignored the third person at the table. While these two have been linked before, it's of course very possible they're out for work or just as friends, but it seems as if mos

Maniston Has Gone To The Dogs!
Poor Jennifer Aniston. The cripplingly codependent, washed-up actress just can't get a break. And in the process, she's bumming out everyone around her. Even her dog - a corgi-terrier named Norman - reportedly needs therapy. The old dog is said to suffer from aching joints and stiffness, and receives massages, Reiki (A touch-oriented ...

The Butler Cures Everything
Jennifer Aniston and ultra manwhore Gerard Butler had dinner together in Los Angeles last week. Jen must have given her #1 stalking victim, John Mayer, the night off. A source told Page Six that Jen and Gerry weren't alone, "They were very affectionate to each other. There was another man at the table, but he looked like he was a chaperone - or just there to stop tongues wagging. They basically ignored him." According to Star, the other dude at the table was director Andy Tennant and the three were just ha

Jennifer Aniston Adds Gerard to Her Tower of Dinner Dates
Jennifer Aniston was dressed casually in baggy jeans and a tank as she visited a friend in LA on Friday. The actress is keeping John quiet on their relationship although the latest rumor about Jen involves another tall, handsome man. She recently had an affectionate dinner with Gerard Butler and a friend at Tower Bar where they all but ignored the third person at the table. While these two have been linked before, it's of course very possible they're out for work or just as friends, but it seems as if

Jennifer Aniston Seduces & Gets John Mayer Drunk To Pop The Question: Marry Me
The desperately single actress Jennifer Aniston has reportedly finally popped the question to our favorite douchebag and serial celebrity dater, John Mayer. The real reason behind the proposal is still unknown since they have been separated for some time (after a lot of controversial statements!) and Jen’s rep completely denied her pregnancy. The proposal reportedly involved the performance of a very sexy dance and a bottle of tequila. Go Jen! She truly knows how to trick a guy into making promises of et

Johnny Depp Cast in Burton's Alice, The Lone Ranger and Pirates of the Caribbean 4
I just spent the last six and a half hours in the Kodak Theater in Hollywood watching Disney's big keynote event. So the next few stories will be about the big announcements that came out of the presentation. Johnny Depp has been cast in the upcoming Jerry Bruckheimer produced adaptation of the classic old-time radio and early television show The Lone Ranger created by George W. Trendle. The series followed a masked Texas Ranger in the Old West who rights injustices with the aid of his native American as

Sewell's science hottie is the man of the 'Hour'
"Eleventh Hour" feels like the leanest, most stripped-down TV drama this side of the winning lottery number announcements. It also feels almost that good. Sure, producer Jerry Bruckheimer has given "Eleventh Hour" a big enough budget to hire a cast and give them speaking roles. But as this new detective story rolls along, part science, part morality play and part police business, it often gives off the eerie sense that the only two people on the screen are Rufus Sewell's Dr. Jacob Hood and Marley Shelton

Ben Stiller Contending for 'The Trial of the Chicago 7' Director Part
The comedian behind 'Tropic Thunder', Ben Stiller, has been reported to be eyeing the same position director Steven Spielberg is attached to in DreamWorks drama, 'Trial of the Chicago 7'.

The Daily Squeeze: Paris Hilton’s Still Running For President And Tyra’s Making Over Real People
A virgin in London celebrated her 105th birthday this week. “People have asked me whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no,” said Clara Meadmore. “I have just never been interested in sex. [AFP] Tyra is working on a spinoff of “America’s Next Top Model” called “Operation Fabulous.” Basically, it’s going to show real people across the country getting makeovers. [E Online] Marc Jacobs is really trying to make this man-skirt thing ha

Giveaway: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 2-Disc Special Edition DVD!
Ok, so… yeah.  So Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull didn’t quite turn out the way we had hoped.  What with the monkeys.  And the gophers.  And the LaBeouf. But just think how much worse it could have been if George Lucas’s, erm… vision… hadn’t been mitigated by the more-level, less-dopey heads of Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford.  Because then, for all we know, those CGI gophers could very well have ended up as Indy’s goofy-but-lovable anthr

TVGuide.com's Top Moments of the Week
It's been a politics-heavy week, but it will all be over soon, we promise. In the meantime, enjoy our rundown of the week's most wild and wonderful moments, at least one of which still feels like a hallucination. 9. Most-Welcome Surprise: Will Ferrell returns to play President Bush on Thursday's edition of Saturday Night Live and endorse John McCain – whether McCain likes it or not.8. Most Surprising Show of Humanity: Gossip Girl's Chuck Bass shows a glimmer of humanity by trying to help Vanessa save the

The Hollywood Exclusive: The Jonas Brothers' Disney Show Changes
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The 10 Most Baffling and Horrible Pieces of E.T. Merchandise (Other than the Atari Game)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial taught us many things: aliens are friendly, being divorced can suck, drunk kids/aliens are funny and Dungeons & Dragons seems kind of pathetic once you actually watch people playing it. Such life lessons made E.T. the biggest film of the 1980s, cementing Steven Spielberg’s reputation as a master storyteller and spawning tons of merchandise along the way. From crappy plush toys to pins featuring crudely drawn illustrations of Drew Barrymore smooching E.T., stuff from the film—

The Great Loves and Hates of the 60th Annual Emmy Awards
Usually there’s cause for excitement when the weather starts to cool down. The summer season of red carpet premieres might be over, but there’s the dazzling array of award season to look forward to. Cheering on your favorite stars as they gather to receive awards for the work that gets us through those cold dreary winter nights begins with the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Awards. But apparently this year’s 60th Annual Emmy Awards Show was the worst – ever: “This year’s telecast

Steven Spielberg Presents ‘Marcia Brady and the Kingdom of the Crystal Coke Spoon’ [Marion, Marion, Marion!]
After traumatizing the Today audience yesterday with her delightful tale of family syphilis, former Brady Bunch star Maureen McCormick took her unsettling book tour to The Morning Show with Mike & Juliet, where she opened up about cocaine ("They would call me 'The Hoover' because of how much cocaine I would do") and family planning ("I was 18, 19 and 20 when I had each abortion"), then recounted a brand-new story about hitting rock bottom that was markedly different than the one she told Meredith Vieira