Heidi Montag Fingering Chanel
This is wrong. Wrong like The Hills, Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper not having their own show together, and no one believing that Katherine Chancellor is alive on Y&R! Heidi Montag got some dumb cluck to paint the Chanel logo on her Spencer Pratt's cavern-spelunking digits. She then went shopping at the Chanel store in Los Angeles. All we can fathom is that she couldn't get in previously, so she was trying to prove to them how much she wants to shop there? And someone unlike the two lad

Heidi Montag Doesn't Care About Black People
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Heidi Montag: Chanel Fingernails!
Shameless Heidi Montag shows off her new Chanel-logo fingernails after shopping at the Chanel boutique in Beverly Hills on Wednesday (January 7). The 22-year-old reality TV star later met up with her fiance Spencer Pratt, who was seen filming his new reality show based on Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fighter Kevin Casey. The story of Kevin will show him trying to make his mark on the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC). 10+ pictures inside of Heidi Montag’s Chanel fingernails…

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt: Whisper Lounge Lovers
Out for an evening on the town, Spencer Pratt guided a tired looking Heidi Montag from the The Whisper Lounge at the Grove in Los Angeles on Friday (January 9). Fresh off of martial arts lessons the previous day, the “Hills” co-star couple opted to unwind with Spencer’s younger sister Stephanie joining them at the upscale eatery based on the famous private supper clubs of old Hollywood.

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Promise To Televise Their Eventual Wedding
In the wake of the shocking news that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s overhyped nuptials in Mexico back in November are not legal and that the couple failed to legalize their “marriage” upon returning to the US in the weeks following, Speidi are going on the record with In Touch Weekly magazine to discuss their ignorance of marriage law … as well as their solemn vow to really marry one day and broadcast it on television when the happy day arrives:

Heidi Montag takes inevitable step toward becoming human billboard
Heidi Montag had her nails painted with the Chanel logo while shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday and, wow, what a huge mistake. If you're going to advertise your company on Soulless Barbie here, you probably want to chose a bit more visible location. Something that grabs your eyes and doesn't let go. I'm talking, of course, about Heidi's large, heaving chin. On a related note, if you own stock in Chanel, congratulations. You're poor now. Photos: Pacific Coast News

Heidi Montag’s Chanel Nails
Alright, I think I have totally had enough of Heidi and Spencer or Speidi as the media likes to call them. I have no idea how these two pulled there 15 minutes of fame into 2 years+!? Yesterday, as usual the two “love-birds” were seen walking down busy and paparazzi filled Robertson for their usual daily photo op, when i noticed something horrible on Heidi’s nails! At first, I thought she had digressed to being a third grader who glues rhinestones to their nails but oh no! This

Coco Chanel is Seriously Gonna Cut Heidi Montag
Heidi Montag was photographed wearing the Chanel logo painted on her fingernails, before going shopping in the Chanel store. If Coco Chanel were alive today. It’s doubtful that this is the intended use for their logo. They should sue for copyright infringement. Heidi Montag = the new Paris Hilton,…no?

Heidi and Spencer Take the Art Out of Martial Arts
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have already used every holiday on the calendar as an opportunity for a photo shoot, but they're still finding new ways to get media attention. Yesterday they got decked out in white robes for a private martial arts class and invited their photographer friends along to observe their training. Between their new self-defense moves and firing range practice, Heidi and Spencer should have no problem scaring off all the haters that come their way. To see more of Heidi and Spencer,

Snaps: Jiu-jitiots
"Unless you are an older lady with a very low threshold for entertainment," you will regret seeing Bride Wars . ( Pajiba ) Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt must be reading all the shit I say about wanting to kick their asses. ( The Blemish ) Jessica Simpson done fucked her lips up big time. ( Celebslam ) Amy Winehouse is shockingly not very popular with the other guests at the resort she's been staying at. ( Yeeeah! ) Woohoo!! Jensen Ackles interview from Jimmy Kimmel!! And don't even g

Heidi & Spencer: Mixed Martial Artists
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt get some mixed martial arts (MMA) training in Los Angeles on January 8 (Thursday).The Hills villian couple learned all the right moves from Kevin Rickson of Rickson Gracie Jiu-Jitsu International fighting school. (Spencer has been filming his new reality show based on MMA fighter Kevin Casey.)Looks like Heidi kicked some major Spencer butt! Hope she didn’t break any of her Chanel fingernails.LOLHeidi is praying for youmore pics at sourceSource

Heidi & Spencer: Mixed Martial Artists
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt get some mixed martial arts (MMA) training in Los Angeles on January 8 (Thursday). The Hills villian couple learned all the right moves with Kevin Rickson of Rickson Gracie Jiu-Jitsu International fighting school. (Spencer has been filming his new reality show based on MMA fighter Kevin Casey.) Looks like Heidi kicked some major Spencer butt! Hope she didn’t break any of her Chanel fingernails. 15+ pictures inside of mixed martial artists Heidi Montag a...

THE SPEIDI CHRONICLES: Horrible Manicures & Filmmaking!
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were out on the town recently. Heidi stopped into a Chanel store and got herself a very special manicure (i.e. Cha-nails). Meanwhile, Spencer was shooting "his new reality show based on Mixed Martial Arts fighter Kevin Casey." Wait...what? Spencer is making a reality show? With the same tiny camera he used to make Heidi's music video? AMAZING!!! Who is this Kevin Casey? Did he get a really bad concussion in a fight?

Chez Pazienza: One Last Look Back: The 10 Most Ridiculous, Shameful, or Generally Unfortunate People and Events of 2008 (and What They Mean for 2009)
Well, it could've been worse.As 2008 mercifully ends, we're left to ponder a year in which the real and the surreal were pretty much indistinguishable, where insanity actually became tedium, and where every silver lining was eclipsed by a brand new dark cloud. Sure, O.J.'s going to prison, but think about the absurdist comedy-of-errors it took to finally put him there. Yeah, gas is technically affordable again, but who has money to make car payments -- and for that matter, will anyone in Detroit still be in

HIMYM: Kim Kardashian Talks Number Two
Remember when we told you that Kim Kardashian was guesting on How I Met Your Mother as herself? Well, the video is in, and it looks hilarious. In case you've forgotten, Kim, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are appearing as talking versions of themselves on the cover of Them Weekly, a gossip magazine Marshall (Jason Segel) carries with him as "cover" whenever he needs to go to the bathroom at work. Want to see what happens when Speidi catches on to Marshall's little scheme? Check it out below, pl

Heidi, Spencer, and Kim Kardashian To Guest Star On 'How I Met Your Famewhore' [Crosspromotion]
As Fox Studios throws its enthusiastic support behind How I Met Your Mother by tripling its stars' salaries, the laugh track-enhanced CBS sitcom returns to the tabloid slophouse for some ratings-goosing stunt-casting.Here's your first glimpse at lavender-belt karatetards Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, and amply-caboosed Armenian royalty Kim Kardashian, taping their Mother guest spots. All three will play loose caricatures of human beings (i.e. themselves), who come magically to life on the cover of a ficti

Morning Links
Lindsay Lohan spends some time with her sister Ali. Check out what my cyber friends are writing about. Kanye West's new catchphrase - "This is some Benjamin Button's sh*t!" (D-listed)Prince Harry is now clean shaven and sexy!

25 Best Celeb Quotes of 2008
"I sit there and I'll look back and I'm like: I'm a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?"– Britney Spears, reflecting on her erratic behavior from the beginning of the year, in MTV's documentary For the Record"I just want to say, it's not bad to wear a promise ring, because not everyone, Guy or girl, wants to be a slut."– Jordin Sparks, addressing the night's digs about The Jonas Brothers and their promise rings, while presenting at the MTV Video Music Awards "I feel so embarrassed."– Miley Cyr

Pink and Ex Carey Hart Caught Smooching!
Pink and Carey Hart may have split in February -- but they seemed very much together last week! A source spotted the pair smooching on New Year's Eve -- and says they spent the entire weekend together. Meanwhile, Spencer Pratt reveals the reason he grew a flesh-colored beard. "I hate it, but I hate the zits even more," the newlywed says. Get the full scoop in the video above, and in the latest...

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which reality star announced in the middle of a business lunch, “Whoops, just got my period!”

pop nosh: maui sunset!
good evening! i swear i feel like i never want to go back to los angeles after spending time here in maui (except i would need to have all my pets sent here - i miss them so much but they're in good hands) tonight's sunset was absolutely gorgeous (there's two pics below) tomorrow i need to wake up super early to catch a whale watching tour (after getting my ass out of bed at like 5am - the whales better show their faces or i'm going to be super pissed!) below are some quick hot links - many thanks to everyo

Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Enjoy Pure New Year's Eve Fun
How on Earth would us mere mortals know how to ring in the new year if there weren't celebrities hosting parties to do so? The answer is that we wouldn't. We would simply shrivel up and die.

Spencer is a moron (duh)
Spencer Pratt acknowledges that his marriage to Heidi Montag was fake — but only because he was uninformed. “I didn’t even know you have to legalize a wedding,” claims Spencer, who tied the knot with Heidi, 22, in a nonbinding ceremony on November 19 in Mexico. “I thought growing up, you say ‘I do’ and you’re married.” And Heidi agrees. “We had our elopement, and to me, that counts,” she said at Christian Audigier nightclub in Las Vegas on December 31, but she adds that

Spencer Pratt: "I didn't even know you have to legalize a wedding"
Spencer Pratt acknowledges that his marriage to Heidi Montag was fake - but only because he was uninformed. “I didn’t even know you have to legalize a wedding,” claims Spencer, who tied the knot with Heidi, 22, in a nonbinding ceremony on November 19 in Mexico. “I thought growing up, you say ‘I do’ and you’re married.” And Heidi agrees. “We had our elopement, and to me, that counts,” she said at Christian Audigier nightclub in Las Vegas on December 31, but she adds that they are now plan

Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions For 2009
On New Year's Eve, we brought you our first annual 2008 Awards, giving props to the celebs, stories and events that made last year one for the ages. Now that 2009 is officially underway, we've put together a list of celebrity resolutions for the New Year! Here's what some of our favorite celebrities are planning on doing to make this year even better than last (at least in our imaginations) ... Britney Spears: Stockpile 18-month supply of Cheetos, pork rinds and Starbucks Frappucinos in anticipation of the