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Kerry Katona has “pick me up” surgery a week after bankruptcy
The former Atomic Kitten had breast reduction surgery to reduce her GG cups into DD-cup, with the operation filmed and paid for by her forthcoming MTV fly-on-the-wall show, Whole Again. She also had liposuction and treatment to remove stretch marks during the eight hour operation at St John and St Elizabeth Hospital in North London.
A source close to the star told the Mirror: “The surgery is a massive pick-me-up for Kerry after a tough week.”
Kerry herself added: “I feel great. I’
Celebrities For Renewable Energy: Harvesting Kerry Katona’s Fat
Kerry Katona is recovering after going under the knife to “shrink her 34GG bust to a DD and suck out TWO LITRES of fat from her tum, bum and thighs”, reports the NOTW.
The fat will be deep frozen and sold by the cube at branches of Iceland throughout the country.
And don’t worry of you miss out because the celebrity is already hard at it replenishing her fat reserves for anther harvest.
She’s propped up in bed at her £1.3million Cheshire mansion chain-smoking, and scoffing curries and sausages a
3am: Would you rather...
..lend Kerry Katona £50 OR carry it in change for a week?
Bankrupt Kerry Katona splashes out £70, 000 on a Mercedes
Kerry Katona, never fails to amaze. The I'm A Celebrity...winner has just splashed out £70, 000 on a Mercedes for her husband, Mark Croft, despite recently being declared bankrupt.Last month the reality TV star failed to pay the final £82,000 of a £417,000 tax bill yet managed to afford the extravagant present for Mark on her 28th birthday. Comment on this Article
A source told The Sunday People: "It was her birthday not his but she is extremely generous when it comes to Mark - which is
Katona buys husband £70k Mercedes
Kerry Katona buys her husband a £70,000 car despite being declared bankrupt last month.
Katona 'wants TV DNA test for father'
Kerry Katona has requested that a man claiming to be her dad takes a DNA test on her new TV show, say reports.
The reality TV star offered John Dowd, 50, the chance to prove he is her real father by appearing on Kerry Katona: Crazy In Love, claims The Sun.
Dowd claimed he was sent an email by Katona's production company asking him to appear on the programme.
North One TV boss Tina Flintoff is quoted as saying: "Kerry would like to do a DNA test with you. However, because we are filming the whole ti
Katona's mum to lose house over debts?
The mother of Kerry Katona could lose her house to pay off her daughter's debts.
Ex-Atomic Kitten Kerry Katona snorts coke - while pregnant
FOUR months pregnant with a bump starting to show, Kerry Katona wasn't going to let a little thing like a baby spoil the party... and blissfully snorted a line of coke through a rolled-up £20 note.
Even her low-life mates had the good grace to look worried as the mum-to-be got wasted at a New Year's party.
But showing a sickening lack of concern for her unborn child's welfare, the woman twice voted Mother of the Year reassured them: "It's OK—you can wean the baby off the coke afterwards. It's onl
Kerry Katona should keep her mouth shut
Glamour model hits out at her former friend
Bankrupt Kerry Katona Buys Husband £70,000 Mercedes
Kerry Katona has splashed out £70,000 ($150k) on a Mercedes CLS for her husband Mark Croft, despite being declared bankrupt.
The former Atomic Kitten singer owes the taxman £103,327 ($106k) -- but managed to buy the luxury car after contacting finance company Duncton, which arranges car deals for buyers with a poor credit history.
A source tells British newspaper the Sunday People, "It was her birthday not his but she is extremely generous when it comes to Mark - which is baffling because she is skint.
Libel payout for Kerry Katona over 'prostitute' claim
TV personality Kerry Katona today accepted substantial undisclosed damages over a claim that she worked as a prostitute before becoming famous.
The 27-year-old former Atomic Kitten and mother-of-four was not at London's High Court for the settlement of her libel action against MGN Limited, which involves the payment of a five-figure sum and her legal costs.
Her solicitor-advocate, David Price, told Mr Justice Eady that the allegation was "completely false".
It arose from an article, in June, whi
Kerry Katona Gets a £15,000 Boob Job
Kerry Katona, who was declared bankrupt last week, was able to convince MTV to shell out £15,000 to get her GGs reduced down to DDs. The surgery took place yesterday, and was taped, so you’ll be able to see Kerry’s breasts after having 4 kids on TV soon. Yay.
Katona says,
I feel great. I’m delighted with the way I look and the way it feels. The results are amazing.
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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
This week’s cushdy and crud.
Folded:
* Pineapple Express (funny, all-knowing nudge towards 1980s comedy action classics)
* Kelly Thiebaud (been in virtually all of David Guetta’s music videos, but she looks best in this one)
* James Bond leaping about in the new Quantum of Solace trailer (if this is as disappointing as Indy IV we’re getting a gun)
* Yearbookyourself.com (they don’t always work, but when they do you’ll hardly recognise your ugly mug)
* The September Film4 adve
Kerry's Dan Slam
Kerry Katona ain't backward in coming forward.
Even if it means her chatter is quite harsh.
The latest target of her verbal wrath is none other than Dannii Minogue.
Poor Dan always seems to get it in the neck - and now Kerry has added to the barrage of criticism by giving her penny's worth on the X Factor judge.
"Dannii really doesn't cut it next to Cheryl Cole, who's so full of personality," Kerry writes in her OK! column. Dannii Minogue
"She looks like (she's had) so muc
Kerry's Post-Op Blab
There's a whole lot less of Kerry Katona these days.She's scaled down in size since her breast reduction and lipo.But she still loves to talk - phew.
Kerry Katona checks in for treatment
FILMING on Kerry Katona's reality TV show Crazy in Love has been halted after the star checked herself into celebrity rehab centre The Priory.
The pregnant mother-of-three has spiralled into depression after we exposed her layabout husband Mark Croft as a cheating love rat.
Kerry, 27, who takes medication to combat bi-polar disorder, has suspended filming on her fly-on-the-wall TV show while she seeks treatment.
Earlier this month, we revealed Mark had a fling with 29-year-old barmaid Samantha R
Celebs News: Kerry Katona to have boob job filmed for reality show
Kerry Katona is to go ahead with her boob reduction operation – and will get it filmed as part of a reality TV show.
Polly Hudson: How Kerry Katona beats the credit crunch
My Money Saving Tips, by Kerry Katona... That credit crunch everyone's on about isn't a cereal, you know, it's a thing that means everyone's skint. Here's a few tips to help you.
Petrol: The price of this has gone right up, I hear, although I'm not allowed to touch any of My Mark's cars. But I do know how to avoid coughing up for it - do what I do, buy a new car every week and a half.
New cars straight from the dealer (not that kind) always come with a full tank of petrol, so you can save your money f
Atomic Kitten's Kerry Katona made bankrupt
Former Atomic Kitten singer Kerry Katona was made bankrupt at the High Court on Thursday after failing to meet tax debts.
The 27-year-old Iceland television ad star failed to pay HM Revenue & Customs the final 82,000 pounds of a 417,000 tax bill despite an earlier adjournment to allow her extra time to come up with the funds.
She had said she was due to earn 472,000 pounds, which would enable her to clear the debts.
The case was adjourned again on Thursday for an hour at the request of her legal te
How Porsche: Kerry Katona buys matching his and hers luxury cars
Kerry Katona proves that life hasn't doesn't have to slow down, even with three small children and a newborn baby to care for.
In fact, the reality TV queen insists on living life in the fast lane, and to celebrate the arrival of fourth child Max last month, splashed out on a brand new Porsche for husband Mark Croft.
Despite battling to repay £700,000 worth of debts, the former Atomic Kitten treated her husband to a Turbo Porsche - to match the grey Carrera Cabriolet she brought herself last year.
Jordan vs Jade & Kerry: The Claws Come Out!
Jordan has a big mouth, and we love her for it! As do plenty of other men we're sure.
And this time around she's just lashing out at people.
As we reported last month, British reality star whore Jade Goody has been diagnosed with cervical cancer. Definitely bummer!
Luckily, they seem to have caught it in time.
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What a celebration for a bankrupt!!!
The former Atomic Kitten Kerry Katona, who was declared bankrupt last month, rejoiced her 28th birthday by gifting a beautiful £70,000 Mercedes CLS to her loving hubby Mark Croft.
She already owes a £103,327 to the tax department.
Kerry Katona and her husband Mark Croft have a craze for motor vehicles and among them they share a fleet of 20 speedy cars costing around £1.5 million.
The fleet includes four Porsches, a Ferrari, a Lamborghini, two Aston Martins, two Range Rovers and two BMWs.
What a trea
Katie Price criticises Goody, Katona
Katie Price criticises Jade Goody and Kerry Katona for the public handling of their recent problems.
Polly Hudson: Life knocks Jade Goody and Kerry Katona down but they always bounce back
Why we're all glued to the Kerry and Jade show
Kerry dips in kitty to pay tax
Kerry Katona expects her bankruptcy to be overturned this week when cheques clear






