Faux Jon Gosselin Launches Match.com Profile

The Hollywood Gossip - 4th Jul 2009

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Kate Gosselin: Attention, ladies. Jon Gosselin is single and ready to mingle. Fresh off his divorce announcement, the estranged Mr. Kate Gosselin has already put up a new profile on Match.com! Get him while he's hot! Okay, it's not actually his real profile. But it is really funny. In his Match.com ad , a faux Jon Gosselin says his interests include Ed Hardy t-shirts, tractors, Bluetooths and "always sitting on this end of the couch." Username JonMinus9 hopes prospective mates can accept that he "already has... Read full story at The Hollywood Gossip

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