Celebrities For Renewable Energy: Harvesting Kerry Katona’s Fat
Kerry Katona is recovering after going under the knife to “shrink her 34GG bust to a DD and suck out TWO LITRES of fat from her tum, bum and thighs”, reports the NOTW.
The fat will be deep frozen and sold by the cube at branches of Iceland throughout the country.
And don’t worry of you miss out because the celebrity is already hard at it replenishing her fat reserves for anther harvest.
She’s propped up in bed at her £1.3million Cheshire mansion chain-smoking, and scoffing curries and sausages a
Bankrupt Kerry Katona splashes out £70, 000 on a Mercedes
Kerry Katona, never fails to amaze. The I'm A Celebrity...winner has just splashed out £70, 000 on a Mercedes for her husband, Mark Croft, despite recently being declared bankrupt.Last month the reality TV star failed to pay the final £82,000 of a £417,000 tax bill yet managed to afford the extravagant present for Mark on her 28th birthday. Comment on this Article
A source told The Sunday People: "It was her birthday not his but she is extremely generous when it comes to Mark - which is
Gary Lineker’s Mother In-Law Arrested…
Following the announcement of their engagement Gary Lineker’s fiancée Danielle Bux looked as though she didn’t have a care in the world when we spotted her gallivanting around West London last week. Chances are the bride to be was busy thinking about her big day, which is rumoured to be taking place before the year is out. But since we spotted Danielle we hear events in her life have taken a turn for the worse and her upcoming wedding might be the last thing on her mind. It’s just been reported that
Kerry Katona: Mom Of 4 Hooked On Cocaine?
Former Atomic Kitten singer Kerry Katona is reportedly so addicted to drugs, she can't function without them. She and husband Mark Croft are struggling to keep their marriage together and this has added to Katona's stress. Kerry is also a mother of four - and who is caring for the children while she's high?
Kerry Katona Has 'Life-Threatening Cocaine Habit'
Kerry Katona has been binging on drugs including cocaine, amphetamines and anti-depressants in a bid to blot out the pain of her failing marriage to Mark Croft, according to a new report.
The former Atomic Kitten star has reportedly told pals that cocaine is the "the only way I can function. It's the only way I can get this sorted."
Kerry has allegedly snorted so much cocaine that she now has a hole in her nose.
A source tells Britain's News of The World newspaper, "Kerry is completely...
Kerry Katona should keep her mouth shut
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Bankrupt Kerry Katona Buys Husband £70,000 Mercedes
Kerry Katona has splashed out £70,000 ($150k) on a Mercedes CLS for her husband Mark Croft, despite being declared bankrupt.
The former Atomic Kitten singer owes the taxman £103,327 ($106k) -- but managed to buy the luxury car after contacting finance company Duncton, which arranges car deals for buyers with a poor credit history.
A source tells British newspaper the Sunday People, "It was her birthday not his but she is extremely generous when it comes to Mark - which is baffling because she is skint.
Exclusive: Kerry Katona speaks out
THIS week in OK! Kerry Katona talks to us what really happened with husband Mark Croft as she speaks for the first time about those missing millions and announcing her divorce.
Schofield Stops Katona Appearing On This Morning
Philip Schofield has banned Kerry Katona from a comeback interview on his This Morning show.
Katona buys husband £70k Mercedes
Kerry Katona buys her husband a £70,000 car despite being declared bankrupt last month.
Kerry Katona: Jordan's a hypocrite for slating Jade Goody
Reality TV star hits out at her rival again
Kerry Katona: There isn't a sex tape
‘There isn’t a sex tape at all,’ Kerry , 28, says. ‘If there was a sex tape, I’d show you. I’d admit it. If it was me, I’d admit it. I’d say, “So what? I’ve got a bit kinky!”’
Kerry is married to former cabbie Mark Croft , 38.
Kerry Katona: What's The Problem? will debut on MTV One on Sunday 17 May.
SEE PICTURES Kerry Katona 's slide from pop princess to Dazed of...
Jordan Slamming
Katie Price Jordan's ex-best friend is selling her out big time. Ex-Atomic Kitten star turned reality TV whore Kerry Katona is reportedly so peeved at the former glamour model that she's told friends she may write a tell-all book about Jordan. An insider revealed, "Kerry is furious about some of the...
Katona's mum to lose house over debts?
The mother of Kerry Katona could lose her house to pay off her daughter's debts.
Kerry Katona thinks she is being fallowed
Kerry Katona is one of the most rebel star in this moment. Such rebel and weird that she started having visual illusion. “I think someone is watching my house... social services.”
It all started when she kicked out her husband, Mark Croft with a screaming “Get out!”, when he forgot about Valentine’s Day. So she said that she is going to ask for divorce and her words referring to her 37 years husband were very violent. “All he’s f***ing a***d about is his f***ing cars and himself,...
Kerry Gets Nose Advice
Kerry Katona. Daniella Westbrook.
Kerry Katona Snorting Massive Amounts of Cocaine
Kerry Katona and Mark Croft are said to be heading for divorce, and Kerry has blamed her husband for being broke, but now there are accusations that Kerry has snorted their money away, in the form of cocaine. Kerry is quoted as saying:
"Cocaine is the only way I can function. It’s the only way I [...]
Kerry Katona is Desperate
Former British pop star and newly bankrupt Kerry Katona is undergoing breast reduction surgery. If she’s bankrupt, how the heck is she paying for surgery? Simple, by selling out even more. She says “After four kids I need it. I’m a GG at the moment, and when I take my bra off my nipples are [...]
Kerry: What really happened with Mark
Kerry Katona has spoken for the first time about announcing her divorce and her ‘missing millions’, exclusively to OK! Magazine.
The reality TV star, who announced she was divorcing husband Mark Croft
before taking him back a few days later
, has revealed what really happened during those confusing days.
She told us: "I was depressed about where all my money had gone and the fact that I’m bankrupt still, so I pho
Kerry Katona fan Prince Harry
Britain's Prince Harry is a fan of Kerry Katona.
Kerry's Dan Slam
Kerry Katona ain't backward in coming forward.
Even if it means her chatter is quite harsh.
The latest target of her verbal wrath is none other than Dannii Minogue.
Poor Dan always seems to get it in the neck - and now Kerry has added to the barrage of criticism by giving her penny's worth on the X Factor judge.
"Dannii really doesn't cut it next to Cheryl Cole, who's so full of personality," Kerry writes in her OK! column. Dannii Minogue
"She looks like (she's had) so muc
Kerry Swings A Punch
Come close for the latest round in Celebville's big match.</p><p>There's Kerry Katona in one corner, and Jordan in the other.</p><p>They're age-old sparring partners - but this time Kerry's flexing her muscle.</p></p><p><a href="xhttp://showbiz.sky.com/kerry-swings-a-punch">View more on the sky showbiz website</a></p></div>
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This week’s cushdy and crud.
Folded:
* Pineapple Express (funny, all-knowing nudge towards 1980s comedy action classics)
* Kelly Thiebaud (been in virtually all of David Guetta’s music videos, but she looks best in this one)
* James Bond leaping about in the new Quantum of Solace trailer (if this is as disappointing as Indy IV we’re getting a gun)
* Yearbookyourself.com (they don’t always work, but when they do you’ll hardly recognise your ugly mug)
* The September Film4 adve
