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Eva Longoria is fat

theblemish.com - 11th Sep 2008

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Eva Longoria Parker: Eva Longoria addressed those pregnancy rumors on Tuesday in an interview with Le Grand Journal. Eva told the magazine, “I’m just fat.” As Eva sat there braying like a donkey, her husband, Tony Parker, “chuckled nervously.” To make Gabrielle look like she has two kids, Longoria has said she ate “everything in sight! Pasta … pizza. “Tony and I went crazy this summer!” the actress, who also stopped working out, told Entertainment Tonight. Her other secret for looking heavier? “I have butt pads, I have thigh pads, I have stomach pads!” When you’re wife/girlfriend starts talking about their weight, you may want to run away. Anything you do will be viewed as criticism. To

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