Personally, I Preferred Airlock As A VP Choice [Political Science (fiction)]
Yes, yes, we get it already: the Republican Prez/Veep ticket looks just like Colonel Tigh and President Roslin from Battlestar Galactica. In what is either a sign that BSG has achieved cultural critical mass or that at least one of the two Republican nominees to office is actually an alcoholic robot, the similarities between the two pairs seemed to be one of the most common commentaries about McCain's choice of Sarah Palin for Vice President yesterday. We trace the limited lifespan of this meme under the ju

Your Republican VP candidate is hot?
The Internets are abuzz with Alaska governess Sarah Palin being named as Senator John McCain’s VP. Mostly abuzz because some people think she’s hot. She was a runner up in the 1984 Miss Alaska beauty pageant (and won Miss Congeniality for her stunning flute performance!). But is this GRANDMOTHER (or GILF, according [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Your Republican VP candidate is hot?", url: "http://blogofhilarity.com/08/2008/your-republican-vp-candidate-is-hot.php" });

McCain said to choose Alaska gov Sarah Palin as running mate.
John McCain tapped little-known Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin to be his vice presidential running mate on Friday in a startling selection on the eve of the Republican National Convention. ADVERTISEMENT Two senior campaign officials disclosed McCain's decision a few hours before the Republican presidential nominee-to-be and his newly-minted running mate appeared at a rally in swing-state Ohio. Palin is a self-styled hockey mom and political reformer who has been governor of her state less than two years.

Who is Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin?
Alaskan governor Sarah Palin is very likely to be selected as Republican Presidential candidate John McCain’s running mate. We knew a lot about prospective Veep candidates Mitt Romney and Tim Pawlenty, but who exactly is Gov. Palin from Alaska? Born Sarah Louise Heath on February 11, 1964 (44-years old) Moved with parents Charles and Sally Palin to Alaska as a little girl Grew up as an avid 5k and 10k runner (entire family did races together Point guard and captain of high school basketball team tha

The Selection Of Gov. Sarah Palin Has Electrified The Electorate
"Absolutely brilliant," Mathew Staver exclaimed when he heard the news that Sen. John McCain chose Governor Sarah Palin as his choice for Vice President...... <a href="http://www.postchronicle.com/commentary/article_212168560.shtml"><b>More</b>

McCain Balances GOP Ticket with Sarah Palin for V.P.
DENVER (Hollywood Today) 8/29/08 — John McCain surprised everyone by choosing Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin to be his vice presidential running mate. Speaking frankly though, she is a young female that may be able to reach voters he can’t. Much has been made of his age, while she is only 44. It is similar to Barack Obama’s balancing of his ticket with his choice of Joe Biden, an older, white and seasoned foreign relations expert to allay concerns he was inexperienced.    The McCain campaign said that Pali

VIDEO: McCain Announces Sarah Palin as VP Pick
For more on Sarah Palin, check out these links: COVERAWARDS’ EXCLUSIVE: More’s EIC Lesley Jane Seymour on Barack Obama’s Speech and McCain’s VP Pick Sarah Palin COVERAWARDS’ EXCLUSIVE: Alaska Magazine’s Editor Tim Woody on VP Candidate Sarah Palin Sarah Palin On Abortion & Her Own Personal Choices Barack Obama Responds To John McCain’s VP Choice, Sarah Palin McCain Palin: The [...]

Get To Know Your Fun Sarah Palin Anagrams!
Wonkette linguistics operative “Shih Tzu” sends us a variety of hilarious anagrams for “Sarah Palin” and “Sarah Heath Palin.” (She is named after the dead joker, Heath Ledger, which is offensive.) “Sarah Palin gets you Sharia Plan — Palin is clearly a stealth Muslim radical. Sarah Heath Palin gets you Ha Ha, Alpine Trash, which is kind of mean. It also gets you Ahh Shit, Anal Rape.” Well my stars, this Sarah Palin is no role model for our daughters. [Shi

What Do You Mean "Angry Black Man"?: Ben Stein Refers To Obama As A "Black Angry Candidate" On Fox News!
Newshound reports "24 hours after John McCain picks Sarah Palin as his VP and thus makes it impossible to use the "inexperienced" meme on Barack Obama, Fox's Ben Stein is, I believe, the first member of the MSM to refer to Obama as a "blank angry candidate," and Neil Cavuto clarifies it as a "angry black man." " Total Views : 3315Video Added : 2008-08-30 Video Code: URL Embed AutoPlay Vi

What Do You Mean "Angry Black Man"?: Ben Stein Refers To Obama As A "Black Angry Candidate" On Fox News!
Newshound reports "24 hours after John McCain picks Sarah Palin as his VP and thus makes it impossible to use the "inexperienced" meme on Barack Obama, Fox's Ben Stein is, I believe, the first member of the MSM to refer to Obama as a "blank angry candidate," and Neil Cavuto clarifies it as a "angry black man." " Total Views : 3315Video Added : 2008-08-30 Video Code: URL Embed AutoPlay Vi

McCain’s VP Shocker (snickers)
Sen. John McCain today announced that he has chosen Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to be his running mate. I don’t know about you, but every time I look at the headlines proclaiming the senior senator’s “VP shocker,” I get a severe case of the giggles.

It’s Official: John McCain Tabs Sarah Palin for V.P.
Political Kudzu and other media outlets are reporting that John McCain has named Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate to become Vice President.  The confirmation comes minutes before the two are to appear together at a campaign rally in Dayton, Ohio. 50 Things You Should Know About Sarah Palin Vice President Nominee Sarah Palin EMail This Post Posted under Sarah Palin, John McCain, Politics, Celebrities Hot Posts This Week Re

pop nosh: the muppets coming back to TV?!?
† the best news i've heard all week...i can never get enough muppet action! EW's pop watch † jessica simpson's country performance turned out to be a total 'failure' webster's is my bitch † Michael Lohan is using his dad's recent death to take stabs at ex-wife dina cele|bitchy † wacky UK lady Jodie Marsh will forever be known as an 'empress of elegance' yeeeah! † please do not ask Reese Witherspoon about her boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal i'm not obsessed † Michael J

No Miss Alaska For Her, But She is McCain’s Vice-President
John McCain has chosen Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin to be his vice-presidential candidate on the Republican ticket for the White House.  The 44-year-old Palin, now in her first term as governor, is the first woman and the youngest person to hold the state’s top political job.  Because Sarah is so young putting Sarah on the ticket has the potential to unite more conservative voters who are concerned about John’s age behind the Republican ticket when election day arrives. On the Iss

Van Halen won’t run with the devil
On Friday Senator John McCain ended his rally that introduced his pick for vice president, Sarah Palin – she who is perhaps the most inexperienced VP nominee in the history of our great nation – with the Van Halen song “Right Now.” TMZ is reporting that Eddie, Alex and co. are ...

McCain’s VP is a female Sean Hannity
Republican presidential hopeful John McCain announced his choice for VP this morning. I was just as surprised as you were to learn he picked a woman. I was even more surprised to learn that Sarah Palin is against abortion and everything else we hold sacred. But with her on the ticket, McCain will probably win the election in a landslide. Being a presidential VP doesn’t mean much — only that she’s next in line for the presidency if McCain should suddenly croak while in office.

John McCain & Sarah Palin on Shattering the Glass Ceiling
The GOP presidential candidate and his running mate talk about family, reform and diapers

Sarah Palin’s Unknown Quality Sparks Tragic Internet Meme
John McCain made a vice presidential choice, but no one knows her? Time to establish a complete waste-of-time TWITTER MEME in which one may use other INTERNET MEME JOKES to describe her. This is the most important Internet development since TUMBLR. Oh who are we kidding. We’re still getting over the lack of Mittens on this ticket, and it’ll take some time. [Twitter] Read More: L

Flashback: Jennifer Love Hewitt Brings The Afternoon Links!
WTF is Blood Raw?! Who cares!? Click the ad!! - Katie Downes Walks In Lingerie [HollywoodTuna] - Cheerleader Showdown VI [CO-ED Magazine] - Audrina Patridge Blesses Children [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW] - Michael Phelps And Carrie Underwood [I’m Not Obsessed] - Ashlee Simpson’s too fat [Celebslam] - Britain’s Best New Boobs: The Girls! [Zoo Today]- The Empress Of Lucite Can Do Anything [Dlisted] - John McCain Tabs Sarah Palin for V.P. [Bumpshack] - Hilary Duff’s Dad is Freakin’ Hardcore [Der

WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: TODD PALIN MAY BE LOVER OF MANY LADIES
Here’s one line of an e-mail from Wonkette tipster “Little R. Hen,” so secretive: “the first dude has a John Edwards problem times ten zillion.” You heard it here first: Todd Plain gets four-thousand-zillion dollar haircuts. THERE ISN’T EVEN THAT MUCH MONEY ON EARTH, and yet. Read More: Sarah Palin's Unknown Quality Sparks Tragic I...Did John McCain Know

Recent Palin Interviews, Queued Up For Cable
CNBC put its Gov. Sarah Palin interview, conducted Monday by Maria Bartiromo, to good use tonight. The network rushed together "A Maria Bartiromo Special: The Sarah Palin Interview" that aired at 10pmET. The special concentrated almost entirely on energy issues, but Bartiromo did ask Gov. Palin if she'd been approached by Sen. McCain to be VP and whether she'd even want the job. "You know," Palin said, "I go back and forth on thinking would I be able to help and contribute more as the Governor of the s

Sarah Palin Vice President Acceptance Speech
Senator John McCain (R-AZ) introduced Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his Vice Presidential running mate. The video above is her acceptance speech. Sarah is inspirational. Related posts: Barack Obama Attacks Sarah Palin John McCain Picks Sarah Palin as his Vice Presidential Running Mate Barack Obama Acceptance Speech at DNC 2008 John McCain Congratulates Barack Obama Hillary Clinton Endorses John McCain Tags: John McCain | Political Scandal | Sarah Palin

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Sarah Palin’S EXTENSIVE MILITARY EXPERIENCE: From a McCain statement about Sarah Palin: “As the head of Alaska’s National Guard and as the mother of a soldier herself, Gov. Palin understands what it takes to lead our nation and she understands the importance of supporting our troops.” And under Palin’s leadership, the Alaskan National Guard has pummeled northeastern Russia (our new Death Enemy) with some NUCLEAR WARBOMBS FROM SPACE, so we’re all set. [AP]

Sarah Palin Is Hot Enough For Porn Star
Sarah Palin, US President Senator John McCain's VP, a Miss Wasilla and an almost Miss Baked Alaska, is thought by some to be entirely f**kable. Others want her to lose ten pounds before entering office. Personally, I just want to sit in my Walken Room and stare at her gently bouncing breasts ... Do you think she's really the proper choice for vice president of US? You may also interested in:Sarah Palin Vice President (VP) Acceptance SpeechBarack Obama Attacks Sarah PalinMiss Alaska Loser Sarah Palin Become

Nevada Women for McCain Sound-off on VP Pick
G-O-P Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin has been scooped up from relative obscurity in Alaska and dropped into the national spotlight. Here in Nevada, the first Republican woman on the ticket is energizing her sisterly supporters. Volunteers staffed a McCain call center from nine in morning, Saturday, reaching out to voters all over the valley. This a day after Senator McCain announced Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. About a dozen folks are spending part of their Labor Day we