Letterman, On The Other Hand, Is A Go For McCain [Second Chances]
Though SNL is denying reports that Sarah Palin will join the program on October 25, the Associated Press is now reporting that John McCain, who ditched David Letterman to "suspend" his campaign and save America, will have a chance to make up with the Late Show host, who was none too happy with McCain's last-minute withdrawal from the program on September 24. Letterman has spent the better part of the last month ripping on McCain, who has appeared on the show a dozen times over the years. McCain's app

NBC Wants You To Know That Sarah Palin Has NOT Been Confirmed For SNL, Gosh Darn It [Maybe They Were Saying Boo-urns?]
The internet went slightly insane last week when it was announced by Cindy Adams of the New York Post that Sarah Palin would

BREAKING: SARAH PALIN TO STOP LYING WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER, MAYBE
So here’s the thing: we have the Branchflower report.  The whole world has the Branchflower report.  The findings are spelled out as clear as can be.   How then does Gov. Palin think she can get away with telling straight up lies about what the report actually says?  ABC News: “Palin Makes Troopergate Assertions that Are Flatly False.” At one point this weekend Palin said: “Well, I’m very very pleased to be cleared of any legal wrongdoing,” Palin said, R

Madonna Put On Quite The Show In The Big Apple
A group of celebrities came out to see Madonna do what she does best in Madison Square Garden on Saturday. Jerry Seinfeld, Kelly Ripa, and Chris Rock were in the audience. Pharrell Williams, who co-produced and sang on Madonna’s Hard Candy album, joined her on stage during her final song of the show - Give It 2 Me. Madonna’s daughter Lourdes was also there. She has a birthday coming up next week and to mark the occasion, Madonna dedicated the song called You Must Love Me to her. Madonna co

Mark Wahlberg Does Not Want to Be the Next Christopher Walken
Besides the Tina Fey as Sarah Palin run, the funniest thing on SNL this season was last week's "Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals" sketch, where Andy Samberg hams up the Boston actors mannerisms for a deceptively simple plot of…talking to farm animals. It's already become a meme, in part because the impression of Wahlberg is not a dead likeness: in fact, it would be hard-pressed for someone before this sketch to nail down exactly what Marky Mark sounds like. But now with the ultimate

Levi Johnston Is 'Excited to Have My First Kid'
Sarah Palin's future son-in-law says he's under no pressure to marry or campaign – and he likes Barack Obama

Obama Noose Poster New Low In Citizen Propaganda [The Internet]
Those people making Barack Obama monkeys and booing John McCain for saying Obama is a person "you do not have to be scared of?" Some of them have blogs! Which means they are free to put all sorts of terrible things on the Web, like the virtual poster at left, the one with Obama, a noose, and the headline, "Asphyxiation/The Fucking Solution." The gent who made that lovely thing, and posted it to his website Sunday night, said he did so in retaliation for comparably nasty images of Sarah Palin (also at left),

McCain vows to whip Obama’s ‘you know what’
AP - Republican John McCain vowed Sunday to "whip" Democratic rival Barack Obama’s "you-know-what" when the two presidential candidates meet Wednesday in their final televised debate. McCain made that pledge as top advisers said he is weighing new economic proposals to help the nation weather the financial crisis. The Arizona senator refused to answer a reporter’s question Sunday about what plans he might be considering. Addressing several dozen volunteers at his campaign headquarters outside

Lindsay Lohan To Trick-Or-Treat As Sarah Palin
Lindsay Lohan has found another way to poke fun at Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin - she plans to dress up as the politician for Halloween. Lohan will take inspiration from John McCain's controversial running mate for her fancy dress costume - which she will sport for a Trick or Treat party on October 31. The star will wear Palin's trademark fitted red suit and trademark glasses for the fun annual holiday, according to the New York Daily News. The actress has previously slammed the Al

A Little Defensive and Insecure, Marky Mark?
Someone's being a little Johnny Drama-esque! Mark Wahlberg slammed Saturday Night Live when he was asked how he felt about the show's October sketch entitled Mark Wahlberg Talks To Animals. The former Funky Bunch-er said: Someone showed it to me on YouTube. It wasn't like Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin, that's for sure. And "Saturday Night Live" hasn't [...]

A Little Defensive and Insecure, Marky Mark?
Someone's being a little Johnny Drama-esque! Mark Wahlberg slammed Saturday Night Live when he was asked how he felt about the show's October sketch entitled Mark Wahlberg Talks To Animals. The former Funky Bunch-er said: Someone showed it to me on YouTube. It wasn't like Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin, that's for sure. ...

Mark Wahlberg Thinks 'SNL' And Their Stupid Impression Of Him Can Suck It [Mockery]
newVideoPlayer("/markw_def.flv", 506, 423,""); While we found Andy Samberg's SNL impression of Mark Wahlberg as a sort of less-successful Dr. Doolittle overly preoccupied with sending his regards to farm animals' mothers to be flat out hilarious, not everyone was as amused. For starters, there was Wahlberg himself, who was asked about the sketch several times on the Max Payne interview circuit. In the audio clip above, set to a series of modeling shots and film stills by Defamer videographer Molly McAleer,

David and Victoria Beckham's housekeepers arrested for 'theft'
Two housekeepers working for David and Victoria Beckham have been arrested on suspicion of theft from the celebrity couple's home.

Young Jeezy Talks About Presidential Election, Aptly Titled LP The Recession
'Both parties can do the job, but if I had my pick, I'm definitely going with Joe and Barack,' rapper says. By Shaheem Reid, with reporting by Jennifer Vineyard Views 699 There's less than a month until Election Day, and Young Jeezy is still putting the word out for everyone to get to the polls this year. The Snowman is leaning heavily toward the Democratic side, especially since Republican presidential nominee John McCain chose Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his

Blergh: The New York Times is as fed up with ... [Ben Silverman]
Blergh: The New York Times is as fed up with the lack of 30 Rock as we are, noting that Tina Fey "is about the hottest star in show business at the moment" thanks to those Emmy wins, American Express commercials, and Sarah Palin guest spots, and yet the third season of the rating-challenged sitcom still hasn't yet premiered to take advantage of Fey's heat. Embattled NBC head Ben Silverman takes the blame: "If we knew then what we know today about how hot Tina was going to be, would we do it differently? May

Lindsay, Taylor and Paris Hit Diesel's Rock & Roll Circus
Diesel celebrated 30 years with a Rock & Roll Circus themed party in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday night. The celebrity guest list was long and the night included performances from TI, a surprisingly pregnant MIA and more with Joel and Benji Madden playing DJs for the crowd. Benji's girl Paris Hilton hit the red carpet across the pond at the London outpost, as Taylor Momsen assured the NY press that there's nothing to worry about when it comes to her weight. Lindsay Lohan hit the party without her other half

Photos: The Hardcore Sarah Palin-Themed Porno Flick!
It’s only twenty-two days until the election, and it’s easy to get distracted by the campaign drama and the major issues currently plaguing our country. But if you want a break from all the heavy stuff, we offer you these pictures of the upcoming Sarah Palin-themed hardcore Hustler porno, “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin.” The sure to be classic movie stars Lisa Ann as Serra Paylin, who appears to get tangled up in some boner-packed action with her Russian neighbors, her business pa

McCain to Rectify Letterman Rejection
In what was a costly PR error in someone’s strategy judgment John McCain ditched the David Letterman show last minute a few weeks ago claiming that he was on his way to sort out the country’s financial crisis.  This advice had to have come from a rookie strategist because anyone with any sense would know the outcome given that David Letterman is a very sharp comedian who isn’t that fond of the Republican party, especially its current President, as it is.  Surely someone in the McCain camp has been w

Lindsay Lohan to trick-or-treat as Sarah Palin
Actress Lindsay Lohan has found another way to poke fun at Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin - she plans to dress up as the politician for Halloween. Lohan will take inspiration from John McCain's controversial running mate for her fancy dress costume - which she will sport for a Trick or Treat party on October 31. The star will wear Palin's trademark fitted red suit and trademark glasses for the fun annual holiday, according to the New York Daily News. The actress has previously slam

Spying on the Neighbors: 10-12-08
 Look at all of those pumpkins. Jude Law is Watson (Just Jared)JLo and MAn in Vegas (Celeb Amour) Philly boos hockey mom (Perez Hilton) Sheryl Crow on Wyatt (Celebrity Baby Blog) Gabrielle Reece and family (Knocked Up Celebs) Katie Holmes on Broadway (Gossip Girls)  

Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals
Someone showed it to me on YouTube. It wasn’t like Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin, that’s for sure. And "Saturday Night Live" hasn’t been funny for a long time. They’ve asked me to do the show a ton of times. I used to watch it when Eddie Murphy was there and Joe Piscopo and Bill Murray. I don’t even know who’s on the show now. Seems like someone doesn’t like it when people poke fun at him. It’s good if you can laugh at yourself once in a while. It&rsqu

Monkey
Another expression of down-home rural attitudes, this one captured outside of a Sarah Palin rally in Johnstown, Pennsylvania yesterday -- 10.11.08. And here's a story about the incident from CBS News' Scott Conroy. And here's a story about a weaselly McCain worker named Jeffrey Frederick in Gainesville, Virginia. (Imagine what it must be like to be that guy.) The racial pus is seeping out more and more, I think, because it's been hitting the rightwing rurals that Obama might actually win and some are st

Sarah Palin New York Rangers vs. Philadelphia Flyers Hockey Game First Puck
Sarah Palin, Republican vice-presidential nominee and card-carrying hockey mom, joined fellow hockey mother Cathy O’Connell, New York Rangers assistant captain Scott Gomez, and Philadelphia Flyers captain Mike Richards in dropping the ceremonial first puck at the Rangers vs. the Flyers game in the City of Brotherly Love on Saturday. Source: Pop Crunch« Back to GossipLatest Hottest GossipJennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony renew their vows in Vegas More than four years after saying "I do", Jennifer Lopez and

Sexy Hockey Mom Boo'd!
viewNode("fe2dad92573b0", { player_profile:'vega4', width: 410, height: 315 }); A call for separation of….sports and state? Sexy Sarah Palin was invited by the owner of the Philadelphia Flyers to drop the ceremonial first puck at the Flyers’ season opener this weekend. Watch the...Full Article @ Perez Hilton Comment Share Email Post Your Comment say something interesting

Pictures: Sarah Palin New York Rangers vs. Philadelphia Flyers Hockey Game First Puck
Sarah Palin, Republican vice-presidential nominee and card-carrying hockey mom, joined fellow hockey mother Cathy O’Connell, New York Rangers assistant captain Scott Gomez, and Philadelphia Flyers captain Mike Richards in dropping the ceremonial first puck at the Rangers vs. the Flyers game in...Full Article @ The PopCrunch Show Comment Share Email Post Your Comment