Die Like You Lived: As a Huge @#$%ing Nerd

Topless Robot - 9th Jun 2009

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Gene Simmons: Your eyes do not deceive you -- you are staring at an official Star Trek casket from Eternal Image, suitable for flinging deceased Vulcans off to Genesis, or just an elderly nerd with too much money and no dignity regarding his own passing. Look, I know that Gene Simmons made an official KISS casket, because Gene Simmons is horrible and only wakes up in the morning to find a new way to sell out. But I assumed that was going to be the end of it. Obviously not, but I don't mind telling you the... Read full story at Topless Robot

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