Cold-Blooded Killers in Lipstick to Rescue Murder for Sport

www.jossip.com - 1st Oct 2008

Sarah Palin: Sarah Palin likes to shoot and kill things and then gut their still-warm carcasses. Bears, wolves, wild boars, moose, elephants, hawks, poverty-stricken Inuit children — like an evil Noah, Sar likes to round up all of God's creatures, two by two, and then execute them with guns and bows and arrows. It's with regret that we report that Palin's passion for killing is one shared by less and less people each day. In the 15 years ended in 2006, America's hunting population dropped from 14.1 million to 12.5 million, a disconcerting development for everyone whose job it is to make and sell products designed to deceive and then slaughter animals. Thankfully, Palin, and pretty little murderers like her, have come along at Read full story at www.jossip.com

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