Bristol Palin's fiance, Levi Johnston, won't be voting
Levi won't be voting for Barack. Or Sarah Palin for that matter.

So Why Isn’t ‘30 Rock’ Back Yet?
Photo: Getty ImagesNow that Tina Fey's hilarious Sarah Palin impression has unquestionably made her the world's most famous person, some are asking why her show, 30 Rock, won't be back until October 30. "If we knew then what we know today about how hot Tina was going to be, would we do it differently? Maybe," says NBC wunderkind Ben Silverman. Even though the network has several episodes of Rock already completed and could easily have run one last Thursday instead of the series premiere of Kath & Kim,

Yes, Sarah Palin, Your Fans Are Racists [Toxic]
Hours before Sarah Palin showed up to get BOOED at the Flyers opener in Philadelphia, she hosted a rally in Johnstown, PA. And the citizen at left showed up with a stuffed monkey with an Obama sticker on its head. "This is little Hussein," he boasted smugly to cameras. Surely the other McCain/Palin supporters admonished him in the no uncertain terms, yes? No. They giggled and clapped. Watch after the jump. [via Balk] 12:14 PM on Sun

Sarah Palin Booed Video (New York Rangers vs. Philadelphia Flyers Hockey Game)
Watch Sarah Palin get BOOOED! at the New York Rangers vs. the Philly Flyers hockey game in PA on Saturday.

Sexy Hockey Mom Boo'd!
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Sexy Hockey Mom Boo’d!
viewNode("fe2dad92573b0", { player_profile:'vega4', width: 410, height: 315 }); A call for separation of….sports and state? Sexy Sarah Palin was invited by the owner of the Philadelphia Flyers to drop the ceremonial first puck at the Flyers’ season opener this weekend. Watch the video above to see how fans reacted to the lipstick ...

Sexy Hockey Mom Boo’d!
viewNode("fe2dad92573b0", { player_profile:'vega4', width: 410, height: 315 }); A call for separation of….sports and state? Sexy Sarah Palin was invited by the owner of the Philadelphia Flyers to drop the ceremonial first puck at the Flyers’ season opener this weekend. Watch the video above to see how fans reacted to the lipstick wearing pitbull. The music seems to [...]

Sarah Palin Booed Video (New York Rangers vs. Philadelphia Flyers Hockey Game)
Watch Sarah Palin get BOOOED! at the New York Rangers vs. the Philly Flyers hockey game in PA on Saturday.

Madonna & Liberal Hollywood Examined By Fox News
Fox News Channel’s ‘Fox & Friends’ discussed “liberal Hollywood” wearing their political opinions on their sleeves, citing Madonna concerts where the singer said that Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin “can’t come to my party” while the right’s presidential hopeful John McCain was featured in images on the screen also featuring Hitler. They added that the Republicans stars in Hollywood usually keep a low profile to avoid losing work.

BREAKING: SARAH PALIN TO STOP LYING WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER, MAYBE
So here’s the thing: we have the Branchflower report.  The whole world has the Branchflower report.  The findings are spelled out as clear as can be.   How then does Gov. Palin think she can get away with telling straight up lies about what the report actually says?  ABC News: “Palin Makes Troopergate Assertions that Are Flatly False.” At one point this weekend Palin said: “Well, I’m very very pleased to be cleared of any legal wrongdoing,” Palin said, R

Sarah Palin New York Rangers vs. Philadelphia Flyers Hockey Game First Puck
Sarah Palin, Republican vice-presidential nominee and card-carrying hockey mom, joined fellow hockey mother Cathy O’Connell, New York Rangers assistant captain Scott Gomez, and Philadelphia Flyers captain Mike Richards in dropping the ceremonial first puck at the Rangers vs. the Flyers game in the City of Brotherly Love on Saturday. Source: Pop Crunch« Back to GossipLatest Hottest GossipJennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony renew their vows in Vegas More than four years after saying "I do", Jennifer Lopez and

Monkey
Another expression of down-home rural attitudes, this one captured outside of a Sarah Palin rally in Johnstown, Pennsylvania yesterday -- 10.11.08. And here's a story about the incident from CBS News' Scott Conroy. And here's a story about a weaselly McCain worker named Jeffrey Frederick in Gainesville, Virginia. (Imagine what it must be like to be that guy.) The racial pus is seeping out more and more, I think, because it's been hitting the rightwing rurals that Obama might actually win and some are st

FOX 411: Madonna Wails on Sarah Palin
Madonna takes shots at Sarah Palin in final show of "Sweet and Sticky Tour" at Madison Square Garden last night.

Palin Booed Hockey VIDEO!
VIDEO! Watch the Hockey video of Sarah Palin being BOOED! Sarah Palin was booed at the Philadelphia Flyers New York Rangers hockey game. Palin was booed while dropping the first puck for the hockey game. As the Palin booing started, what followed next? Find out here. LALATE2 has up the Palin hockey booed video. Click here to watch the video. See Also: Troopergate Abuse of Power! Palin Abuse of Power! Report Palin Abuse of Power! Sarah Palin as Sarah Palin on SNL! Troopergate Report

Palin must save her Yahoo mails, says judge
Anchorage (Alaska), Oct.13 (ANI): An Anchorage judge has ordered Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to preserve e-mails from private accounts she has used to conduct state business. Superior Court Judge Craig Stowers on Friday also ordered Alaska's attorney general to recover messages from a Yahoo.com account of Palin's that was breached by hackers last month. That break-in prompted Sen. John McCain's presidential campaign to order closed at least one additional private account Palin maintained. The j

Buzz Bites — 10/13/2008: Young Jeezy Joins Rest Of World In Worrying About John McCain’s Frail ‘Old Person’ Status
+ Young Jeezy isn’t exactly a glass-is-half-full kinda guy, (in case you couldn’t tell from his album title, The Recession). And not surprisingly, he’s taking the upcoming presidential elections very seriously: “I understand [Sarah Palin]’s the soccer mom and all that,” Jeezy said. “But if something happens to McCain, then what? Do you want a soccer mom to run the country?” (MTV News) + Who says romance is dead? New mommy Jennifer Lopez and her hubby Marc Ant

Blergh: The New York Times is as fed up with ... [Ben Silverman]
Blergh: The New York Times is as fed up with the lack of 30 Rock as we are, noting that Tina Fey "is about the hottest star in show business at the moment" thanks to those Emmy wins, American Express commercials, and Sarah Palin guest spots, and yet the third season of the rating-challenged sitcom still hasn't yet premiered to take advantage of Fey's heat. Embattled NBC head Ben Silverman takes the blame: "If we knew then what we know today about how hot Tina was going to be, would we do it differently? May

McCain vows to whip Obama’s ‘you know what’
AP - Republican John McCain vowed Sunday to "whip" Democratic rival Barack Obama’s "you-know-what" when the two presidential candidates meet Wednesday in their final televised debate. McCain made that pledge as top advisers said he is weighing new economic proposals to help the nation weather the financial crisis. The Arizona senator refused to answer a reporter’s question Sunday about what plans he might be considering. Addressing several dozen volunteers at his campaign headquarters outside

"Nailin' Paylin" - Lights, Camera, Lots of Action
Tina Fey -- there's a new sheriff in town! A pornographic spoof of Sarah Palin was shot this weekend in the San Fernando Valley. "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" was quite the production, complete with grips (yes, we said it), craft services, the works. The plot -- two drunk Russians are driving their tank when it runs out of gas in front of Paylin's home. You can take it from there. The star - Lisa Ann - ran her lines for us before the shoot. Is it entertaining? You betcha.

Mark Wahlberg Thinks 'SNL' And Their Stupid Impression Of Him Can Suck It [Mockery]
newVideoPlayer("/markw_def.flv", 506, 423,""); While we found Andy Samberg's SNL impression of Mark Wahlberg as a sort of less-successful Dr. Doolittle overly preoccupied with sending his regards to farm animals' mothers to be flat out hilarious, not everyone was as amused. For starters, there was Wahlberg himself, who was asked about the sketch several times on the Max Payne interview circuit. In the audio clip above, set to a series of modeling shots and film stills by Defamer videographer Molly McAleer,

Morning Memo: Samantha Ronson Threatened with Bad PR; Suri Cruise Needs Friends; Taylor Momsen "Naturally" Thin
Samantha Ronson's former lawyer, Martin Garbus, is threatening to sue her for nonpayment. He wrote "Please don't force me to do it ... The blogs will pick it up." [NYDN] In more fun news, Ms. Ronson's girlfriend, Lindsay Lohan, will dress as Sarah Palin for Halloween! [Full Disclosure] Gossip Girl's Taylor Momsen assured worried reporters that she is "naturally thin." [US Weekly] Suri Cruise reportedly gets abnormally excited when she sees kids her own age because she's had "

YOUNG JEEZY GETTING POLITICAL…AGAIN…
There’s less than a month until Election Day, and Young Jeezy is still putting the word out for everyone to get to the polls this year. The Snowman is leaning heavily toward the Democratic side, especially since Republican presidential nominee John McCain chose Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. “I like Joe [Biden] a little bit better than Sarah,” Jeezy said recently. “I understand she’s the soccer mom and all that, and that’s good. But if something happens

pop nosh: cotton candy laced w/ cocaine?!?
† oh my word - amy winehouse supposedly likes to mix her cotton candy with cocaine! dlisted † get a look at all the pictures brad pitt took of angelina jolie for W magazine lainey gossip † jamie lynn spears should definitely pick up some condoms while shopping at wal-mart celebslam † jennifer lopez's relationship is stronger than the global economy right now webster's is my bitch † katie holmes is sexy on 'eli stone' just like your 8th grade civics teacher agent bedhea

Tina Fey On Sarah Palin: "If She Wins...I'm Leaving Earth"
Tina Fey told TVGuide she'll be "done" if John McCain and Sarah Palin win the election next month. The "SNL" veteran who has come back to play the Republican Vice Presidential candidate (and whose own show, "30 Rock," is still nowhere to be seen), said, "We're gonna take it week by week. If she wins, I'm done. I can't do that for four years. And by 'I'm done,' I mean I'm leaving Earth." Fey also said it's a busy but exciting time for "SNL." "Election time is always good for [SNL] and this is a bonkers el

Obama Noose Poster New Low In Citizen Propaganda [The Internet]
Those people making Barack Obama monkeys and booing John McCain for saying Obama is a person "you do not have to be scared of?" Some of them have blogs! Which means they are free to put all sorts of terrible things on the Web, like the virtual poster at left, the one with Obama, a noose, and the headline, "Asphyxiation/The Fucking Solution." The gent who made that lovely thing, and posted it to his website Sunday night, said he did so in retaliation for comparably nasty images of Sarah Palin (also at left),