Can Someone Please Tell Michael Phelps He's Hurting His Reputation

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Michael Phelps: There is a reason why models don’t talk, it’s the same reason why Michael Phelps shouldn’t be acting or doing commercials. This is the latest installment of yet another Michael Phelps ad. Michael: Give it up, you’re starting to look douchey, I don’t care how many gold medals you have.

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