Brooke Hogan admits to being an ill-informed dumbass

Celebrifi - 13th Aug 2008

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Hulk Hogan: The spawn of Hulk speaks (barely).

Brooke Hogan has taken to her blog in an entry entitled simply "Me" to talk for/against voting (we can't quite tell which side she comes down on), noting that she doesn't herself vote because she doesn't want to "make a stupid choice for our country." How noble.

She goes on to admit that "I'M personally not up to date on the facts. I WANT to vote but only when I know exactly whats going on. More ppl should think like that." How refreshingly honest. We need more celebrities admitting that they are ill-informed, ignorant and generally unfit to make important decisions. Indeed, any decisions beyond "what shall I wear to Mr. Chow's tonight."

And she goes on to have a dig at Hillary Clinton, and indeed the entire female population, by implying that women aren't fit to lead because she has yet to meet "a woman with NO emotional problems." If Brooke were in power (woe betide such a day, the dawn of a new apocalypse would be upon us) she'd be "pms-ing and freaking out all the time."

But then, in an apparently world-record change of mind (hey, it's a woman's prerogative), she in almost the same breath goes on to call herself a "leader": "I'm just trying to make a difference and give you guys a refreshing change. A young woman who is a LEADER. NOT a follower."

Praise be, Brooke, praise be. The world would be a better place with you in charge.

Pictured: Brooke demonstrating her leadership qualities on the beach.


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