Britney Spears' Private Fantasy Island Discovered

www.galleryoftheabsurd.com - 15th Jan 2009

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Britney Spears: In a recent MTV documentary , Britney Spears revealed her desire to escape from the glare of the paparazzi by moving to her own private island. "That would be heaven - to have my kids on an island, and a man, and nobody can get to us." Sensing that Brit already had the island and has been keeping it a secret, we sent our reporters to remote areas of the South Pacific in order to track it down. What we found was astounding -- an unassuming island has indeed been transformed into a Britney Read full story at www.galleryoftheabsurd.com

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