Letterman's top 10 from Sarah Palin Debate Camp
Your turn. Can anyone come up with a few more, say 11-15?

“PAPS” LAUGH OF THE DAY!
Maybe this will help get you in the mood for the debate tonight. Sarah Palin - flute player! She blows it well. Peace, “The Paps!”

Sarah Palin Talks Like This [Punctuation Station]
Remember diagramming sentences in grade school? Yeah, right. Neither does Sarah Palin. Slate tried diagramming her convoluted sentences, and they came out looking like this. (If you want to know what she's saying, click through.) “I know that John McCain will do that and I, as his vice president, families we are blessed with that vote of the American people and are elected to serve and are sworn in on January 20, that will be our top priority is to defend the American people.” [Slate]

VP DEBATE SPECIAL: National Enquirer’s Tireless Effort to Reveal the Real Sarah Palin
For more details, click here. What is she hiding?  Click here. Click here for details on Sarah Palin’s other man. The National Enquirer was right about John Edwards so don’t dismiss these covers as tabloid nonsense. Thoughts?

VP DEBATE SPECIAL: Sarah Palin Installed a Tanning Bed in the Governor’s Mansion
Yes, it’s true! Sarah Palin had a private tanning bed installed in the Governor’s Mansion in Juneau, Alaska, Usmagazine.com confirmed. A tanning bed can cost up to $35,000 to install, not including the cost of parts. But no worries, no tax payer money was used. How did she pay for it? “She paid for it with her own money,” [...]

Video: "The View" Co-Stars Involved in Heated Discussion about Sarah Palin
Video: "The View" Co-Stars Involved in Heated Discussion about Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin Scares P. Diddy - Video
This gets funnier towards the end, like, the very end. And I can’t get enough of Sarah Palin interviews. They rock my world. I think tonight’s debate may actually be worthy of a DVD burn or a VHS dub. The woman is just so laughable and I can’t wait to see what she’ll be workin’ wit tonight. She’s not gonna be asked questions about her lipstick, so she has a hell of a lot of preparing to do. I hope she wears a diaper because she’s gonna be shittin’ herself some

Emily Brill To Host A "Strictly Uptown" Vice Presidential Debate Screening Party Tonight
"Hey New Yorkers," begins Emily Brill's invitation to tonight's Strictly Uptown Vice Presidential Debate Screening Party at Lexington Bar and Books. This party is "no joke," she writes. In fact, cocktail attire is required to join Ms. Brill in watching Sarah Palin and Joe Biden go at it. And! You may even participate in a live party blog if you wish, in which case you should bring your own BlackBerry--these, unlike snacks and drinks, will not be provided. Full invitation below; stay tu

Letterman Teases Sarah Palin in His "Top Ten"
David Letterman is poking fun at Sarah Palin's awkward interviewing skills. In honor of tonight's buzzed-about vice presidential debate, he revealed the "Top Ten Things Overheard at Sarah Palin's Debate Camp" on his show Wednesday. Read on below, and then vote on who you think will win tonight's debate! #10: “Let’s practice your bewildered silence” #9: “Can you try saying ‘Yes’ instead of ‘You betcha’?” #8: "Hey, I can see Mexico from here!” #7: “Maybe we’ll get lucky and

Diddy vs. Palin: Battle Of The Unlikeables
Damnit, Diddy! Why did you have to open your mouth again and post a stupid YouTube video about how much Sarah Palin scares you? You almost — almost — forced us to agree with you for once, until you busted out that odd heavy panting and hiding under the covers bit. This isn't the Blair Witch Hunt, Puff. And you probably just won McCain a few new votes out of spite. Just … stop. Please. Oct 2, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 1 Response Related

VP DEBATE SPECIAL: Sarah Palin Joe Six-Pack Quote
“I think they’re just not used to someone coming from the outside saying, “You know what?  It’s time that normal Joe six-pack American is finally represented in the position of Vice Presidency,” and I think that that’s kind of taken some people off guard, and they’re out of sorts, and they’re ticked off about it.” Sarah Palin on the Hugh Hewitt Show Share: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.

All Quiet in St. Louis for Now
Except for Lynn Sweet, chatting with a couple of the filmmakers who have been working on an Obama documentary since the beginning of the campaign, it's pretty much empty. 0 comments PrintEmail Related    ArticlesPalin for McCain, Palin for PalinBefore Palin-Biden: Great Moments in VP-Debate HistoryA Billion Little PiecesPumping McCain: Is Sagging Ticket Beyond The Palin?Clinton Avoids Helping Obama, World Doesn't Come to an End Your name: * E-mail: * The content

McCain Spokesman on Palin Debate Stakes, Why She Actually Does Know Foreign Policy
ST. LOUIS—Asked by reporters in the media room here at Washington University how nervous he was about tonight’s debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden, McCain campaign spokesman Tucker Bounds said that he was “an even-keeled five.” He tried several times to downplay the significance of tonight’s outcome, arguing that, historically, vice-presidential debates have not been decisive in determining the winner of the election. Referring to the first presidential debate in Mississippi a week ago,

VP DEBATE SPECIAL: Sarah Palin Can See Russia From Her House
Watch CBS Videos Online And I can see the Empire State Building from my roof, but I’m not running for Mayor of NYC!

The VP Debate Drinking Game!
In case you haven’t heard, tonight is the biggest, baddest and most important VP debate EVER. And nothing goes better with big, bad and important events quite like drinking games. We at CC have created a drinking game worthy of the event, so grab your friends (bonus if they are on the other team…it just makes everything more fun), all the essentials, and get your political game on! What you will need: Beer: 2 kinds are necessary: a quality brew of your choice, and a blue-collar variety (we prefer

Expectations Game Works Both Ways [Joe Biden]
If we may respectfully disagree with everyone on Earth, Joe Biden will do fine. The expectations are so ridiculously low for Sarah Palin that smart people know any half-competent performance will be met with cheers and audible relief and the nation will love her again. But you know what? That's all meta-expectations gaming for Biden. It is now a truth universally acknowledged that Joe will be boorish and say a thousand stupid things and he'll be mean and condescending and no one will like him. But no one

Loose Lips [Ryan Gosling]
Cutest couple evs Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams might make it official sometime in the near future: word on the street is Ryan bought a ring! Yaaaaay Canadian love! • Do you care what Diddy has to say about Sarah Palin? If so, click here. Here's a preview: she scares him! • Speaking of the election, Leonardo DiCaprio paid a surprise visit to Ellen to tell folks, "This is really one of the most important elections of our life time and we really need to tell everyone we know to get out there and vote."

VP DEBATE SPECIAL: It’s Time to Play Palin Bingo!
Hot Site!  Check out Palin Bingo here and have some fun.

John McCain Made The Same Mistake [Sarah Palin]
A French newspaper labeled a picture of Tina Fey on SNL as a real photo of Sarah Palin. But America's deep respect for the land of Descartes ensures that no mockery will ensue. [TV Squad] 5:36 PM on Thu Oct 2 2008 By Hamilton Nolan 422 views In order to view co

OMG ADORABLE BABY DEER!!!
He’s so freaking cute. I love venison and I also owe deer some sweet revenge for Bambi making me cry but I have a hard time saying anything mean about this adorable little guy. More pics and a freaking hilarious post over at BestWeekEver. …ps he died today :(:(:(:(:(:(:( x 10200202 --- Find The Jonas Brothers Tour Dates and Madonna Tour Dates at Vividseats.com! We sell Concert Tickets like Avril Lavigne Concert Tickets and Theater Tickets to the hottest shows, such as The Lion King an

VP DEBATE SPECIAL: Sarah Palin’s First Campaign Ad
This is where the madness began!

Homer To Vote For Obama In Leaked Simpsons Scene (Nov. 2nd Episode)
Lol. This is an episode I mustn’t miss. I really wanna see if they animate Palin -that’d only be insta-classic. Gotta love that Simpsons political humor. $ Share: Permalink Posted in: comedy, show, tv, video October 2, 2008 Leave a Reply Name (required) Mail (will not be published) (required) Website Receive an email if someone else comments on this post?

Sandra Bernhard: I didn't say 'gang rape'
Outspoken comedienne Sandra Bernhard has shot down earlier reports that she said Sarah Palin would be "gang-raped by my Big Black brothers" if she enters Manhattan. "I never said 'gang-raped' and I never used 'rape,' " Bernhard told the Daily News on Thursday. The funnywoman was widely criticized after reportedly making the remark in her opening monologue during a show last month at Washington, D.C.'s Theater J.RELATED STORY: Sandra Bernhard ISSUES 'GANG RAPE' WARNING Bernhard's clarification comes on the h

Fashion Roundup: Martin Margiela, the Invisible Man; Sacha Baron Cohen Crashes Paris and Milan Fashion Weeks
Martin Margiela is fashion's invisible man, hiding from fans and the press while nonetheless influencing designers like Marc Jacobs and Alexander McQueen. [NY Times] Comedian Sacha Baron Cohen's alter ego, Bruno, has been showing up at Paris and Milan fashion weeks. [Vogue UK] Mary-Kate Olsen and model Jessica Stam partied at Chez Régine in Paris after the shows yesterday. [WWD]  The fashion rivalry between New York and Paris is the topic of an exhibition at the Museum of the City of New York titled,

Larry Flynt Gets Involved in Election… With Sarah Palin Porn Flick
We all have different ways of rocking the vote.  Some of us quietly donate to our favored candidate’s campain.  Some forward dozens of mass e-mails a day.  (You know who you are.)  And some express their opinions… through porn.  Which only makes sense, since sex and politics go together like bees and honey. Yes, NYDN reports Hustler founder Larry Flynt is using the power of porn to express his views on Sarah Palin, producing an X-rated movie using an adult-film actress resembling the Repub