Blood: The Last Vampire Trailer - Vampires + Kung Fu = Win

Heckler Spray - 3rd Jul 2009

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True Blood: Hello, and welcome to another edition of Things About Vampires That Clearly Stomp All Over Twilight . So far this week we’ve shown you a trailer for True Blood , which is what Twilight would be like if all the vampires weren’t such godawful namby-pambies, and now here’s the trailer for Blood: The Last Vampire , which is what Twilight would be like if all the vampires were kickass Asian schoolgirl kung-fu ninjas. And if the phrase ‘kickass Asian schoolgirl kung-fu... Read full story at Heckler Spray

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