Bill Maher's New Rules For The Jonas Brothers

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The Jonas Brothers: Bill Maher went after The Jonas Brothers in his “New Rules” segment last night on ‘Real Time’. “New rule. The Jonas Brothers have to stop saying people hate them for their purity rings,” Maher said. “We hate you because you blow. The boys say they wear the purity rings to show their commitment to remain virgins until marriage. Hey, not to worry fellas because unless you live in Massachusetts or California, I don’t see marriage happening anytime soon.”

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