Make Sarah Palin answer your cellphone. For free!
If you think Tina Fey's Sarah Palin impersonation is a hoot, check out the real Sarah Palinisms, turned into ringtones.

“Nailin’ Paylin”: Nailin Palin
Nailin Paylin is a Hustler video. Hustler, the adult entertainment company, is making a porn tape with a Sarah Palin lookalike. The name of the porn flick is “Nailin’ Paylin.” The pictures are here. The plot has Lisa Ann acting as the Nailin Paylin. Paylin will nail the Russians. Nailin Paylin also nails her college professor in a “big bang.” There is a Hillary Clinton lookalike and a Condoleezza Rice lookalike in the tape. The video on Nailin Paylin is being produced on the fast track for rele

You Betcha! Sarah Palin isn't simply ratings ... [Sarah Palin]
You Betcha! Sarah Palin isn't simply ratings gold when Tina Fey is playing her. The vice presidential debate last night was the most-watched VP matchup ever, even surpassing by 33% the Obama/McCain debate from last week. According to THR, 69,989,000 viewers tuned in, which makes it the biggest debate audience since 1992, when Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Ross Perot all faced off. Palin has since had all three men fired. [THR] 5:00 PM on Fri Oct

Palin offers up “First Dude” to save Michigan
Amid the flurry of emails from both campaigns accusing each other of lying at Thursday night’s vice presidential debate, Republican nominee Sarah Palin proved today that at least one thing she said was, in fact, true. When discussing differences between she and McCain Thursday night she said, “Of course we’re not going to agree a 100 percent on everything.” Maverick VS Maverick As almost if to prove her point, she went out Friday morning and promptly disagreed with her running ma

Sean Combs Is Scared Of Sarah Palin, Says She's "Worse Than The Boogeyman"
Sean "Diddy" Combs may be known as a "Bad Boy" in the industry, but there's one person who can strike fear in the rap mogul: Governor Sarah Palin. View Photos [23] View Profile View All News In his latest video blog post, Combs brands the vice presidential hopeful as "worse than the boogey man." He appears in the footage from under the sheet, looking extremely afraid. He shows footage of Palin, wherein she was being interviewed by journalist Katie Couric. She was asked the simple question

Sarah Palin: Katie Couric "Annoyed" Her
Vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has revealed she was "annoyed" with the way Katie Couric handled their interview. "The Sarah Palin in those interviews was a little bit annoyed," Palin told Fox News correspondent Carl Cameron. "It's like, man, no matter what you say, you are going to get clobbered. If you choose to answer a question, you are going to get clobbered on the answer. If you choose to try to pivot and go to another subject that you believe that Americans want to hear about, you get clob

20 Sarah Palin Porn Titles We’d Like To See
Good ol’ Larry Flynt. When he’s not wheelin’ around “Just bein Larry”, he’s creating ingenious political pornography. And so is the case with his latest skin flick Nailin’ Paylin , featuring a porn-star-cum-Sarah-Palin lookalike whose “real” name...Full Article @ best week ever Comment Share Email Post Your Comment

Combs 'scared' of Palin
Rapper SEAN 'DIDDY' COMBS has hit out at U.S. vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin again - branding the Governor of Alaska "worse than the boogeyman". The hip-hop mogul has been urging youths to use their vote in the upcoming elections to help shape their future, and last month (Sep08) branded White House hopeful John McCain as "irresponsible" for choosing Pali

What Palin reads: NY Times, Economist
Sarah Palin answered leftover questions from the Couric interview on Fox.

P. Diddy Scared of Sarah Palin, Blogs New YouTube Video
On his latest video blog titled "Diddy Blog 24," P. Diddy revealed that he is scared of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

Sarah Palin Was Annoyed. Oh, THAT'S Why She Sucked
 Here's a little snippet of an interview Sarah Palin did with Fox News. She responds to why she did so crappy in those Katie Couric interviews. It wasn't because she's stupid. She was mad. Yeah, that's the ticket. SourceRelated Posts Homer Simpson Fulfils His American Duties Sandra Bernhard Axed From Benefit Because of Sarah Palin Joke Bill Maher Calls Sarah Palin "A Bimbo" Tina Fey Returns as Sarah Palin: Hilarious Video Sarah Palin Says Goodbye to Her SonSarah Palin Lov

Palin-Biden Debate Sets Viewership Record
Did a huge chunk of America tune in to watch Sarah Palin and Joe Biden face-off in the first and only vice presidential debate Thursday night? You betcha! The nationally televised debate was not only the most-talked about news event last night and today; it drew 69.9 million U.S. viewers, setting a TV record for the most watched debate ever between vice presidential candidates, according to Nielsen Media Research. In comparison, the first debate between the two presidential nominees, Democrat Barack Oba

Your Pornographic Update: Palin porn and Space porn
The Sarah Palin porn is a go! After a casting notice went up earlier this week on Craigslist, the ho portraying Sarah Palin in new porn Nailin’ Paylin will be Lisa Ann (pictured above, right). Finally, the White House motorboat scene we’ve all been waiting for. When reached for comment, Lisa Ann removed two dark footlong penises from her mouth, clanked them together and said, “Here’s to success!”

SP Is for Sexy Puritan, Sarah Palin
I just noticed Bay State novelist Tom Perrotta (”Election,” “Little Children,” and see my review of “The Abstinence Teacher“) has an essay up on today’s sexiest Puritan: Sarah Palin. Love the bit about “Christian nymphos.” Topics: Politics, Sarah Palin, Sex | Comments Name (required) Mail (will not be published) (required)

During an Interview With Fox News, Sarah Palin Criticizes Katie Couric
Today, Sarah Palin sat down for an interview with Carl Cameron, the chief political correspondent for Fox News. In one portion of the interview, Mr. Cameron asked the Alaska governor about her recent stumbles in interviews. Governor Palin took the opportunity to take a shot at Katie Couric of CBS News. (This comes via Politico's Michael Calderone.) Here's what Governor Palin said: "The Sarah Palin in those interviews is a little bit annoyed. Because it's like, man, no matter what you say, you're goi

Real Sarah Palin Porn Is it Too Good to Be True
Only Larry Flynt could bring you titillating trash like this

Debate Reaction: Debating Ifill
After a busy week, including a broken ankle and something the cablers may have touched on about a book, Gwen Ifill moderated last night's vice presidential debate. How'd it go? Some reaction: • The Los Angeles Times' James Rainey labels Ifill a "true journalist" in his story's headline. "Gwen Ifill of PBS demonstrated abundant dignity as referee of the much-anticipated debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden," he writes. Rainey brought up the issue with her upcoming book, and wrote, "Regardless of

The Week of Sarah Palin
It was the week of Sarah Palin: her endless series of interviews with Katie Couric, the low expectations that helped her performance at the debate, her porn flick... a very rich tapestry. So rich, in fact, that we've forgotten almost anything else that occurred this week. But whatever did happen, we've got a feeling we're going to get stuck with the tab. Have a great weekend, everyone! By Alex Balk   10/03/08 5:15 PM File Under: Outgoing, Politics, Sarah Palin Comments (1)

Sarah Palin Debate Flow Chart
If you watched the Vice Presidential debate last night between Sarah Palin ans Joe Biden you must be thinking what did Sarah have on her podium.  Well is was the Sarah Palin Debate flow chart! Tags: flow chart, Joe Biden, Sarah Palin This entry was posted on Friday, October 3rd, 2008 at 9:15 pm and is filed under News, Odd News. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackba

Say Something of Value Sarah Palin
This is actually a piece of a blog that I wrote regarding the vice presidential debate last night

Combs Scared Palin Could Become President
Rapper Sean 'Diddy' Combs has hit out at U.S. vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin again - branding the Governor of Alaska "worse than the boogeyman". The hip-hop mogul has been urging youths to use their vote in the upcoming elections to help shape their future, and last month (Sep08) branded White House hopeful John McCain as "irresponsible" for choosing Palin. And after watching the politician's interview with U.S. news anchor Katie Couric, the music titan says he fears for the future of

Sarah Palin "annoyed" during Couric interview
GOP VP candidate promises more media access.

`30 Rock' star Tina Fey to write humor book (AP)
AP - Tina Fey, already the busiest of stars thanks to her Emmy-winning role in "30 Rock" and definitive impersonation of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, is working on a book.

La Tina Fey casts Salma Sexican Hayek on “30 Rock”
Damn look at Salma’s body!!! It’s perfecto!!! The chisme is that La Tina ‘Sarah Palin’ Fey LOVES La Salma Sexican Hayek and called her up recently to get Salma’s sexiness on the Emmy Winning Show, 30 Rock! It was at the Emmy’s where these two Hollywood icons were shit shatting. See, networking PAYS off!! Who needs an [...]