US critics wild for ‘Happy’
Wow. I was expecting a warm Stateside reception for Mike Leigh’s “Happy-Go-Lucky,” but even so, this is exceptional. For those who place stock in such things, the film’s Metacritic score is sitting at 82, but more importantly, some top critics have fallen hard for this one. If the film’s awards hopes seemed to be slipping oh-so-slightly following a respectable but slightly muted festival showing last month, these reviews should give it a second wind. Sally Hawkins, in particul

World’’s first unbreakable quantum encryption unveiled
London, Oct 10 (ANI): Data security worries could soon be an anxiety of the past, courtesy the world’’s first computer network protected by unbreakable quantum encryption. The EU-sponsored project (called SECO-QC) has been successfully demonstrated at a scientific conference in Vienna. The network connects six locations across Vienna and in the nearby town of St Poelten, using 200 km of standard commercial fibre optic cables. The kinds of security schemes used on computer networks today are

Hmm… Human Breast Milk Ice Cream??
This one is hard for me to even type I am so disgusted at the thought of it!!! Ok, here’s the deal if you haven’t heard- PETA is petitioning Ice Cream Guru’s Ben & Jerry’s to switch the recipe up on their delicious ice creams to sub milk for HUMAN BREAST MILK. And guess who wants [...]

Lolitas Make It Hard for Pedophiles (That’s what she said.)
Japan is a weird place. From its movies to its festivals to its dining habits, the country has a long history of giving birth to some truly bizarre sh*t, then sending it overseas to our eagerly awaiting, comparatively bland Western hands. The most recent weirdo Eastern trend to show up on American shores is the fashion [...]

MIT Professor Stares Down Hurricanes [Hurricane Mitigation]
Biologist and chemical engineer Robert Langer won the $1.2 million Millennium Technology Prize earlier this year for his work fighting cancer and heart disease with advanced drug delivery systems. Now, he's setting his sights on sinister weather, and he hopes to win. Langer revealed at a recent talk that he has been working for almost a decade to raise money for research in "hurricane mitigation," ways to tame severe weather using familiar chemistry. His classroom lectures at MIT are memorable for his fearl

One Last Hurrah - Doing It Spears Style!
A party-goer revealed to Life & Style magazine, "They had people come over in costume and dress up in white trash. Wife-beater tank tops, jeans, trucker hats, mullets, - the works. And a lot of beer. Some were drinking beer out of paper bags. It was really hysterical." We're sure it wasn't hard for sister, Jessica, to put together an outfit for the party! The source assured the mag that Asslee kept far, far away from the beer. How very un-white trash of you, Ass!! The insider also snitched that

With Dr. Jiffy Lube Gone, Priscilla Must Now Feed On The Blood Of Young Idol Rejects To Retain Her Youth
Poor Priscilla. She's the oldest looking 63-year-old plastic surgery junkie I've ever seen. Actually, I've seen 83-year-olds that look better. Yes, she was the victim of some questionable procedures, but the Tammy Faye-style makeup job isn't helping matters. With a few inches chiseled off she'd look so much better. Maybe it's hard for Priscilla to accept her own mortality. No one does. But there comes a time when a person can become a caricature of themself by refusing to accept reality. Like P

Dr. Venkman Reviews: Body of Lies
Body of Lies was a great movie for that type of international terrorist action drama genre. If you like those kinds of films then ‘Body of Lies’ is your wet dream. For the most part I like these kinds of movies and I was really looking forward to seeing this film. I find these kinds of films interesting to watch but at the same time it isn’t a fun watch. You are forced to think in these types of movies so if your not into thinking while watching a film Body of Lies may not be for you. You rea

'Under water' homeowners rise to 16 pc
The relentless slide in home prices has left nearly one in six U.S. homeowners owing more on a mortgage than the home is worth, raising the possibility of a rise in defaults -- the very misfortune that touched off the credit crisis last year. The result of homeowners being "under water" is more pressure on an economy that is already in a downturn. No longer having equity in their homes makes people feel less rich and thus less inclined to shop at the mall. And having more homeowners under water is likel

Even Dirty Harry Can't Resist Saint Angie's Powerful Beauty
With just a few simple words, thousands of Brangaloonies have added Clint Eastwood's picture to their Saint Angie Jo shrine. You see, Clint said this about her: "I've always admired her talent. She's somewhat hampered sometimes by having this gorgeous face, the most gorgeous face on the...Full Article @ Dlisted See Also Angelina Jolie's A Growing Changeling Back to BlackAngelina Jolie is a Cannes ChangelingShe Works Hard For Her Money!Shock

'Life On Mars' Diverges From Original After Premiere
It's hard for fans of the original "Life On Mars" to see anyone in the role of Sam Tyler than the great John Simm, but the ABC run of the show that premieres Thursday night will only spend a single episode on the same track as the original. After that, the American version of the show will take a life of its own. "I think once you see the episodes roll out, the pilot is definitely the one episode that we had to stick close to the story of the BBC version because it sets up the story," said Jason O'Mara, t

UGH: Christmas Is On Thursday
These pictures of Xtina and Bat Boy Christmas shopping yesterday reminds me of a couple of things. First of all, don't ever get your haircut like this or you'll look like a rockabilly chola on the short bus. Also, Christmas is basically fucking here and I haven't bought shit! Eff the season of giving! This past weekend I wasted so many hours trying to buy shit for people, but I suffer from this disease called extreme selfishness, so it's hard for me to purchase crap for others. I could have bou

Happy Bday Juicy!
Me and Mahdi would like to wish you a happy 21st birthday. Girl, what can we say? Since Lizzie McGuire, so many things have happened. Five Albums, lots of Movies, Five World Tours… Amazing! And you are only a 21 years old woman. You have talent, honestly you work hard for your own dreams, and these are only a few reasons why we love you. Thanks a lot for your songs, movies and concerts, because you make us feel happy with your magic. Leave a comment to with your birthday wishes for Hilary. Related Po

Stephanie and Naomi, Hermes Cowgirls
Giddyup girls, the Hermes runway was smokin'. And it was wasn't just because of the wrapped and slit fringed skirts, sheer overlays, and cigars. Veteran models Naomi and Stephanie galloped through their dear friend Jean Paul Gaultier's Spring show, and looked every bit amazing. You can tell from the photos that Naomi was strutting her stuff, as always. And Stephanie looks like she's having a grand time. These Hermes cowgirls made it hard for me to focus on the clothes, which were wearable, sexy, and sophist

Beyonce \"Diva\" & \"Halo\" Video Premieres + Single Covers
HaloBoth Beyonce & Sasha Fierce bring us new videos today. Sasha is back in full force with "Diva." I really enjoyed the "Diva" video. The dancing is on-point. Beyonce has "Halo" to offer. Although I was pleased with the return of color, I found the video for "Halo" boring &, dangit, too bright! Also, what's with the actor anyway? We already have set in our minds that she's with Jay-Z, so I don't buy it. I will say, however, that I find these two single choices stronger than the first tw

BEYONCE - \"HALO\" & \"DIVA\" VIDEOS
The video premieres for the second pair of singles lifted off Beyonce's current album, "I Am...Sasha Fierce" debut onto the blogosphere. "Halo" taken off the "I Am..." side has actor Michael Ealy as her leading man and "Diva" (off the "Sasha Fierce" side) was directed by Melina. I prefer the Phillip Andleman-directed "Halo" video more out of the two because of how real the chemistry between Mrs. Carter and Mr. Ealy came across. "Diva" is where Beyonce's alter ego Sasha Fierce lets loose and she

Beyonce - “Halo” Music Video
Check Beyonce’s the new “Halo” music video! Here are some sample lyrics: Everywhere I’m looking now I’m surrounded by your embrace Baby I can see your halo You know you’re my saving grace You’re everything I need and more It’s written all over your face Baby I can feel your halo Pray it won’t fade away I can feel your halo (halo) halo [x6] Tell JJ: Do you like the “Halo” music video better than the “Diva” on

Beyonce’s New Video ‘Halo’
In addition to releasing her video for ‘Diva‘, Beyonce A.K.A. Sasha Fierce has released her video for ‘Halo‘: Are you feeling this song at all? I’m not really into this. Some small part of me wishes she would get Destiny’s Child back together already. After listening to this song, I felt like stabbing [...]

BEYONCE - "HALO"&"DIVA" VIDEOS
The video premieres for the second pair of singles lifted off Beyonce's current album, "I Am...Sasha Fierce" debut onto the blogosphere. "Halo" taken off the "I Am..." side has actor Michael Ealy as her leading man and "Diva" (off the "Sasha Fierce" side) was directed by Melina. I prefer the Phillip Andleman-directed "Halo" video more out of the two because of how real the chemistry between Mrs.

Paris Hilton “Works Hard” For Her $
Esquire magazine does a column called, “What I’ve Learned” and this month, Paris Hilton dishes the dirt on what she’s learned… ya know… her “wisdom” and what not. I’ve pulled the best quotes of this self-obsess-fest, but to read the whole thing and suck in all the knowledge you can from the brilliant Miss Hilton, head over here. I don’t know why everyone wants to be famous. To make a living, I guess. Maybe they think it’s an easy

Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]
Paris Hilton was robbed! $2 million worth of jewelry and other items were taken from her Hollywood Hills pad this morning. The crooks entered through an unlocked front door. Oh, girl. Lock the door next time!Cops believe that the robbers are also responsible for burglaries at the upscale homes of "Paramount Pictures chief Sherry Lansing and her Oscar-winning director husband, William Friedkin, Clippers basketball star Cuttino Mobley, Duran Duran guitarist John Taylor and his wife, Juicy Couture President Ge

[VIDEO] Beyonce - Halo
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New Music: Beyonce - Hello
G’morning to the lucky ones who have to work today! I’ll be here for a couple of hours and then I’m going to hit the mall to buy gift cards for my family and call it a day. Today is the best shopping day of the year because retailers are slashing prices like crazy to move Christmas inventory out the door! Hopefully the mall won’t be too crowded so I can get in and get out quickly. Anyway, this track is my favorite Beyonce song ever. Not that I’m an expert on Bey

New Music: Beyonce - Hello
G’morning to the lucky ones who have to work today! I’ll be here for a couple of hours and then I’m going to hit the mall to buy gift cards for my family and call it a day. Today is the best shopping day of the year because retailers are slashing prices like crazy to move [...]