At last, proof that size really DOESN'T matter
www.newsoftheworld.co.uk - 7th Jul 2008
Verne Troyer: SEX with 2ft8ins Austin Powers Mini-Me star
Verne Troyer was always going to be a tall order for 5ft6ins lover Ranae Shrider.
NO SMALL PARTS:
Verne as movie Mini-me
But as the explicit leaked video of the pair's pasionate romps proved to the world...they wouldn't let a little thing like that come between them.
And after a judge pulled the explosive footage off the internet, actress Ranae, 22, revealed to the News of the World her own red-hot tale of the tape—and just how 39-year-old Hollywood dwarf
Verne measures up in bed.
Brunette Ranae admitted: "I never imagined one day I'd date a man who barely came up to my kneecaps.
"But as soon as I met
Verne I was so captivated by his personality, his size didn't seem to matter.
"I liked him so much I even gave up wearing high heels for six months.
"But sex was very different from anything I'd experienced before, and I'd be lying if I didn't say it was tricky making everything work.
"I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I'd lie on the bed and
Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!
"It wasn't quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn't wear a condom. There was no point, they're all too big.
"On the whole though, he wasn't short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size."
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Sex Tape Co-Star Ranae Shrider Says: “Verne Troyer Cheated On Me!”
Ranae Shrider says she leaked Verne Troyer Sex Tape after the tiny star cheated on her.
Mini-Me-Mini-Cheater! Aspiring model Ranae Shrider says she leaked video footage of herself doing the mattress mambo with actor Verne Troyer after discovering the 2ft. 8in. Love Guru star had repeatedly been unfaithful to her.
Ranae fell in love with Verne after meeting him at a New Year’s Eve Party at the Playboy Mansion last December, but her affection turned to heartbreak when she learned of the actor’s infide
Mini-Me Sex Tape: Avert Your Eyes!
Come on, you know you wanna watch ...
Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.
A rep for Troyer could not be reached for comment.
"Mini Me" Verne Troyer Hospitalized
Actor Verne Troyer, best known for his role as Mike Myers's "Mini Me" in Austin Powers, was rushed to the hospital today, Usmagazine.com has learned.
A source close to Troyer, 39, says the actor was experiencing "flu-like symptoms" while shooting The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (Heath Ledger's last movie) in Burnaby, British Columbia.
Adds the source, "He’s been working really hard on the film. They just wanted to hydrate him."
A rep for Troyer denied that he was treated for a drug-related
Verne Troyer’s sex tape co-star revealed
Ranae Shrider is the mystery woman in Verne Troyer’s sex tape. The 22-year-old actress lived with The Love Guru star for six months and thought she would marry him.
Verne Troyer Sues TMZ for $20 million
Verne Troyer has filed a $20 million lawsuit, claiming TMZ violated his rights by publishing and airing portions of his sex tape.
In the suit, filed Thursday in U.S. District Court in downtown L.A., Troyer claims TMZ violated his privacy rights and infringed on his copyright and trademark by running portions of the tape on TMZ TV and TMZ.com. He also alleges TMZ violated his right of publicity and misappropriated his name and likeness.
Troyer says the tape was stolen and ended up in the hands of Kevin
Verne Troyer's sex tape partner speaks!
MJ's Morning Show (a radio show broadcast out of Tampa, Florida, apparently) did a radio interview with Verne Troyer's sex tape partner, Ranae Shrider.
You can listen to the whole thing here, but the most important thing you should probably know is that Verne is NOT a tripod. In other words, the man is proportionate. What she got out of the whole thing, who can say, because proportionate at 2 feet and 8 inches does not amount to much.
Mike Myers on Justin's Speedo: We Used "Special Effects to Reduce the Size"
Mike Myers admits he had a "man crush" on Justin Timberlake while shooting their new comedy The Love Guru (out June 20).
"I will confirm that," Myers told Usmagazine.com at the Hollywood premiere on Wednesday.
His take on Timberlake in speedo?
"What is amazing about the speedo is that they have to do a lot of special effects to reduce the size," he joked. "Oh, yeah ... you heard it here first, folks!"
Co-star Verne Troyer wasn't as enthused about the scene.
"I didn't actually have to see it,
