Joan Rivers, Tom Green, Jesse James to star in 'Apprentice'
They will reportedly be joined by Dennis Rodman, Khloe Kardashian, Claudia Jordan, Brian McKnight, Andrew Dice Clay, Tionee 'T-Boz' Watkins, Herschel Walker, Melissa Rivers, Scott Hamilton, Annie Duke, Clint Black, Natalie Gulbis and Brande Roderick in Donald Trump's reality TV show. Tom, who is divorced from actress Drew Barrymore, and Jesse, who is married to Sandra Bullock, have been approached thanks to their famous connections, according to a show insider. The source said: "Everyone is hoping Tom

Apprentice Joan Rivers
They will reportedly be joined by Dennis Rodman, Khloe Kardashian, Claudia Jordan, Brian McKnight, Andrew Dice Clay, Tionee ‘T-Boz’ Watkins, Herschel Walker, Melissa Rivers, Scott Hamilton, Annie Duke, Clint Black, Natalie Gulbis and Brande Roderick in Donald Trump’s reality TV show. Tom, who is divorced from actress Drew Barrymore, and Jesse, who is married to Sandra Bullock, have been approached thanks to their famous connections, according to a show insider. The source said: “Ev

Joan Rivers Says Angelina Jolie Is Stupid
Joan Rivers slams Angelina Jolie for no apparent reason other than to get some attention. The heavily Botox-ed Rivers, who has only one child and as far as we know does not donate millions of dollars a year to charity and has not been a U.S. Goodwill Ambassador told GMTV what she really thought about Angie. The sharp-tongued Rivers dished to reporters during an interview with GMTV, “Well, I’ve worked with stupid actresses — I’ve worked with Angelina Jolie — she saw a sign that said ‘WET FLOOR

Joan Rivers llama a Angelina Jolie estupida
Y muchos se preguntarán, Quién @#%&! es Joan Rivers? Well, es una mujer como de unos 2500 años que hace tiempo animaba el Red Carpet Fashion Police, famosa por tener una lengua viperina y ser... [...]

Joan Rivers has turned into the Joker
Sep 3 2008 12:15PM If they ever needed a new Joker to reprise Heath Ledger's Dark Knight role - we've got a great casting choice that won't even take up time in their makeup trailer! Read full story

Joan Rivers slams Angelina Jolie on TV
New York, Sep 3 (IANS) Comedienne Joan Rivers has taken aim at Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie branding her as “stupid”. More: continued here

Does Joan Rivers Look Like The Joker?
Oh, Daily Mail, this is so cruel. RELATED: Radar investigates Hollywood's plastic surgery obsession

Comedienne Joan Rivers' cosmetic surgeries leave her looking like The Joker
She has been more than frank about her multiple cosmetic surgeries, but Joan Rivers penchant for going under than knife has left her looking more and more like a caricature. In fact, some unpleasant observers have said she looks much like The Joker, from the Batman comic series. The 73-year-old actress and comedienne is in London for the opening of her new play 'A Work in Progress by a Life in Progress' at the Leicester Square Theatre. Here's Joanie: Plastic surgery addict Joan Rivers' multiple cosm

Scoop: Joan Rivers vs. AOL
Comic was upset when site wouldn't run her Emmy fashion commentary.

Emmys: Venture Capital Rolls Out the Red Carpet For Joan and Melissa Rivers
Joan Rivers and Melissa Rivers have a new place to spout their colorful – some would say off color – commentary about the red carpet fashions of the stars. The duo have just signed to host an Emmy Awards fashion special for MyHollywood.com, an upstart Web site offering entertainment news, gossip, casual gaming and virtual and real-world shopping. MyHollywood, which just secured $5 million in venture capital funding from BlueRun Ventures, says it will tape the special on Sunday during the Emmy Awards (wh

AOL censors Joan Rivers routine at Emmy Awards for being too "offensive"
AOL was to link to a video Joan Rivers made for MyHollywood.com, a new entertainment Web site. When AOL saw the video it rescinded the offer saying it was too offensive. Go to MyHollywood.com to view the insults tvdecoder.blogs.nytimes.com   

Joan Rivers Calls AOL Holocaust Deniers After They Refuse To Link Her Emmy Commentary
AOL has broken a deal to link a portion of Joan and Melissa River’s red carpet Emmy coverage for myhollywood.com because they think the material is too offensive. In the routine, Joan makes many Nazi references.  She describes men’s hair as looking from “the Third Reich,” and says, “Tom Hanks - does that scream Nazi Germany? And . . . Julia Louis-Dreyfus - luckily she waxed her mustache. I know one of her neighbors, and if she leaves it for two or three weeks she looks just

Joan Rivers out of fashion at AOL
Comedian Joan Rivers is known for dishing out vicious commentary on red carpet fashion, but her platform on AOL evaporated under her high heels this week when she made caustic remarks about what several stars were wearing at this past weekend’s Emmy Awards.       After hiring Rivers and her daughter Melissa to offer up some post-Emmy commentary on what the stars were wearing, AOL declined to post [...]

Joan Rivers’ Third Reich Hair At The Emmys
After all the talk about political censorship at last night’s Emmy Awards, we just got word that the war against free speech has spread in the most ridiculous and hypocritical fashion, as AOL has censored and banned Joan Rivers!Joan and daughter Melissa last night delivered their by-now-traditional politically-incorrect and often very funny red carpet commentary for the new website MyHollywood.com. AOL, which hired the team for its Oscar red carpet coverage earlier this year, had a deal to hype and li

Joan Rivers goes on an absurd Emmy Nazi tirade
Red carpet fashion is important to Joan Rivers.  Rivers and her daughter, Melissa, have been making snarky comments on the event fashion of the stars on every awards show red carpet they were allowed access to for years.  And as Joan slowly seemed to be losing sanity, they slowly started losing TV airtime to do it.  Now, Joan and Melissa have been banished from our TV screens to the Internet to give their questionably qualified commentary on everything glamour.  Yes, red carpet fashion is so important t

AOL Says 'Thanks' But 'No Thanks' To Joan Rivers
AOL, part of Time Warner, had intended to tout the comedian’s fashion coverage of last weekend’s Emmy Awards. The plan was for AOL to link to a video Ms. Rivers made for MyHollywood.com, an upstart entertainment Web site. AOL also planned to feature some of her zingers on its Emmy page. But when AOL saw the video it rescinded the offer, telling MyHollywood it was too offensive - which is saying something considering that AOL has ties to the raunchy celebrity gossip site, TMZ.com.

'Celebrity Apprentice' is devoid of big names
Golfer Natalie Gulbis, basketball wacko Dennis Rodman, former Playboy model Brande Roderick, and Melissa and Joan Rivers are among the cast of the new edition of NBC's "Celebrity Apprentice," according to www.TMZ.com. The Web site posted a gallery of photos of the players expected in the upcoming edition of Donald Trump's popular competition series. Also in the mix, according to TMZ, is motorcycle maker Jesse James, skater Scott Hamilton and reality show star Klohe Kardashian. RELATED: FIRST SEASON OF "CELE

Joan, Still Too Hot To Handle
Is it time for Joan Rivers to retire???? It's starting to look that way! Kicked off television, the former queen of the red carpets has been relegated to the Internets. AOL was going to display Joan's fashion coverage of last weekend's Emmy Awards. Originally, they were going to post a video she made and feature some of her stupid [...]

Joe Francis no longer on Celebrity Apprentice cast, which includes Joan Rivers, Khloe Kardashian, Natalie Gulbis
Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis will not compete on Celebrity Apprentice 2, but several other D-list celebrities have confirmed they’re on the show, while others are rumored to be participating. “Donald Trump and I decided to do a different show. I would have added a lot to ‘Celebrity Apprentice,’ and I would have been excited to do it, but I’m more excited by this other idea,” Joe Francis told the New York Post, which cites, with no sources (surprise) “resist

Joan and Melissa Rivers go on a Nazi Tirade.
Joan and Melissa Rivers have parlayed Joans’ career into some kind of Red Carpet Standup/Hazing routine, and AOL decided not to link to the offensive video at myhollywood.com. The suits at AOL felt it was offensive and not humorous. I watched the video below, and I’m more than a bit surprised that Joan and Melissa Rivers went off on the ‘Nazi hair’ thing the way they did. Joan cited the trend of men with “hair from the Third Reich. Tom Hanks - does that scream Nazi Germany? A

Golfer Natalie Gulbis Joins 'The Celebrity Apprentice'
Donald Trump has extended an invitation to his boardroom once again.  The real-estate mogul has enlisted LPGA pro Natalie Gulbis for the sophomore season of his reality series The Celebrity Apprentice.  According to the Las Vegas Review-Journal, Trumo made the announcement while attending the U.S. Open tennis tournament in New York City. Gulbis joins a growing group of celebrities that has previously been reported to be participating on The Celebrity Apprentice.  This group includes Joan

Vote Now in the High-Stakes Hollywood Joker-Alike Contest [Fun And Games]
After her latest round of plastic surgery, Joan Rivers has once again sparked concern that her postmodern facial sculpting has perhaps gone one operation too far. "My motto is, 'Better a new face coming out of an old car than an old face coming out of a new car.' Spend your money on you," the Daily Mail quotes her as saying, but clearly the stakes have soared beyond self-service satisfaction: Rivers is but the latest boldface name to join the increasingly cutthroat Joker-Alike 2008 competition, in which gri

CDL Early Morning FUGLY!
Almost lost my breakfast when i saw this…. The horse looks better than her…  FUGLY, Media whore Katie Price pimps her line of equestrian clothing. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site. Leave a reply Name (*) E-mail (*) URI Message

The Cho Show: This Week’s Show Extras
Here are some hilarious extras from this week’s episode of The Cho Show. In this first one, the gang plays a crazy game of charades. Can you guess the answer before they do? Check it out: VH1 TV Shows Music Videos Celebrity Photos News & Gossip (click on “Read More” for more extras!) And here we see that Margaret’s assistant, Selene Luna is a stand-up comedian as well. In this episode extra, she does a stand-up routine for a crowd and seems to have a great ti

The Cho Show Brief-cap - Episode 5 - I Want A Famous Face
Since Cho’s turning 40 this year, she’s freaking out. Hollywood discards women as they age, and kind of tragically, Margaret says, “I’m afraid of not counting.” Aw, but you do count, Margaret! I said it and your eponymous reality show backs me up! Anyway, Margaret’s anxiety manifests itself in awesome ways, of course. Among them: - It forces her to take a good look at herself… …via Joan Rivers, whose appearance is so smoothed-over that looking at her is l