Alex Rodriguez Has Paintings of Himself Over His Bed: PHOTO

Celebrity Smack - 3rd Nov 2009

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Alex Rodriguez: Alex Rodriguez is so vain that he actually has two paintings of himself hanging over his bed. The paintings are kinda creepy sounding too. A-Roid is depicted as a “centaur”, which is a half-man, half-horse. Gawd, what I would give to see these! If I had photoshop I would make my own! Throw in a couple “bitch tits” and you’ve got a masterpiece. (Remember his teammates called him bitch tits after the Steroids caused him to get man boobies?) There are just SO many... Read full story at Celebrity Smack

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