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Headlines: Brangelina brood returns to France... Oprah to appear at Obama campaign events... Courteney Cox says she "hated" Botox... Tom Cruise is a "maniac," says Lauren Bacall... Jason Priestley to direct episode of new "90210"... "Quantum of Solace" set accident forced Daniel Craig to have plastic surgery... Brooke Hogan turns down Playboy offer... Cameron Diaz blames romantic troubles on being a "spoiled brat"... Hugh Hefner surprised by Holly Madison break-up... Katie Holmes trades in jeans for leathe

Hugh Hefner confirms the break-up
Hugh Hefner finally admits his relationship with Holly Madison is over. Hugh told Marc Malkin of E!, “If she says it’s over, it’s over. But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.” The main reason for the split is because Holly wants marriage and children, but six months ago Hugh found out his sperm count was too low to father another child. What a shocker. Hugh has no sperm. I thought that was obvious. You know

Hefner 'down in the dumps' after Madison split
Playboy boss Hugh Hefner has spoken for the first time since his split from girlfriend Holly Madison.

Holly And Hef Split
Man, Cupid has been slacking off a lot lately. Twenty-eight year old blonde bombshell Holly Madison has separated from her boyfriend, eighty-two year old Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. The split reportedly came after the two were told they would be unable to conceive children together. I figured his other two girlfriends, Bridget and Kendra, would be long gone before Holly, who has openly talked about marrying the old pimp. I guess holy matrimony wasn

Hef on Holly: ‘I Guess It’s Over’
We’d feel bad that Hugh Hefner recently got dumped by his longtime girlfriend, the 28-year-old buxom blond Holly Madison, except that Hef is 82-years-old, and his love life is better than ours ever will be. Jerk. The Playboy mogul opened up about the recent break-up that left him feeling like “road kill.” He glumly told the AP, “If Holly says it’s over, I guess it’s over. She’s still here in the house. Until a few days ago, we were still sharing the same bed.”

Hugh Hefner Dating Twins Kristina And Karissa Shannon
Well, Hef moves fast. Despite losing two of his three girlfriends in the same week, notorious ladies man Hugh Hefner isn’t wasting anytime moving on. Word on the street is Hef has spent recent weeks snuggling up to 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon (pictured above) as her nurses his wounds over his split with Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson. In fact, the men’s mag mogul says the sisters are itching to be the new Girls Next Door. “They very much want to be girlfriends and

Hugh Hefner's blonde chickens are flying the coup
Hugh Hefner has confirmed his split from Holly Madison.

Hugh Hefner’s New Replacements for GND
It’s official that Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison are no longer together, which means… open casting! Looks like he already has his new cast for The Girls Next Door follow up season. Twins! The 19-year-old Kristina and Karissa Shannon are from Tampa Florida. They just shot their Playboy pictorial for what looks to be the Christmas issue. There may also be another Girl Next Door Candidate, which is Playboy Playmate Kelly Carrington, the October Playmate of the Month. Pretty good looking cast, I think. K

Kristina and Karissa Shannon are Hugh Hefner's New Twin Girlfriends
So what do you do when all three of your girlfriends break up with you, and quit your reality show? Well, if you're Hugh Hefner, you go out and hook up with two hot 19-year-old twins, like Kristina and Karissa Shannon. The twins have already appeared in Playboy magazine, and will probably be featured in the next season of Girls Next Door. Hef admitted that his break up with main girlfriend Holly Madison was painful, and after they were unable to have kids, their relationship ended. But somehow, I don't feel

What Whitney Port Can Do To Avoid Becoming Lauren Conrad
When The Hills originally debuted, I was totally Team LC. I loved her, thought she was gorgeous, and was convinced that one day, we’d be real friends. Not TV friends, but the kind of friend she’d call when she was sick of all those cameras in her face. You know, the kind of friend to whom she would just give $10,000, no strings attached. But over the years, my love for LC has waned dramatically - like so many Dow points, her positive qualities have been falling away rapidly one by one. Her

Whitney From 'The Hills' Gets Spinoff, New Fake Boyfriend [The City]
MTV's worst-kept rumor has finally been confirmed: eternally OMG-faced Whitney Port (seemingly the most normal member of The Hills) has gotten her own NYC spinoff show, The City. According to Us, "Port, now a Diane von Furstenberg employee, reunites with 'a best friend from her past' and meets 'a guy she's head-over-heels for.'" Translation: MTV provides Port with brand-new, camera-ready pals (including NYC socialite Olivia Palermo) and a carefully focus-grouped boyfriend! Paparazzi snaps of Port filming ha

Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison Split Over Sperm [Comic]
Hugh Hefner has come on the record about his split with Holly Madison. He tells E!, If she says it’s over, it’s over, but like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the…

Hugh Hefner Comes Clean About Break Up
Hugh Hefner comes forward with his emotions about the devastating break up involving him and Holly Madison.  While he’s torn, our guy definately knows how to move on. Hefner said Madison learned the pair would never have children or get married six months ago, adding: “The fact that she was depressed after that, I didn’t know at all. Hefner said he and the three women are committed to a sixth season, but he plans to seek out new live-in lovers. Hefner said 19-year-old Playmate twins Kar

Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison Broke Up
“If she says it’s over, it’s over,” Hefner tells me. “But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.” The Playboy mogul says the relationship started to crumble about six months ago when they learned he was unable to father a child with Holly. “With my sperm count, it’s not possible,” Hefner explained. “I was willing but it was not possible…She’d like to be married and hav

Hugh Hefner Confirms Break Up With Holly Madison In Phone Interview
“If Holly says it’s over, I guess it’s over.  She’s still here in the house. Until a few days ago, we were still sharing the same bed.” Hefner himself was surprised to hear Holly discussing their breakup, but acknowledged he knew a split was imminent after he told Madison that they would never wed or have children.  He said Madison learned the pair would never have children or get married six months ago, adding:  ”The fact that she was depressed after that, I didn&

Hef Confirms Breakup With Holly
With all the women Hugh Hefner is constantly surrounded by, we would think he would just have an “out with the old, in with the new” attitude about his break-up with Holly Madison. But Hef talked to E! and actually sounded a little sad about the situation! He said, "If she says it's over, it's over. But like I've said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her." But when it came to having kids, that’s where Hef and Holly ran into some problems. He

Hugh is sad
Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison officially split Hugh Hefner confirmed his break up with Girls Next Door star Holly Madison. He told Us Weekly: “I had planned to spend the rest of my life with Holly. [After the break-up] I was road kill a couple of weeks ago. We tried to have a baby earlier this year [...]

Hugh Hefner Down in the Dumps Over Holly Madison Split
Hugh Hefner Down in the Dumps Over Holly Madison Split

Hugh Hefner's Break-Up Meltdown: What E! Didn't Show Us [Heartbroken Hef]
While the Playboy Mansion has been emptying out for what feels like weeks, Hugh Hefner is only now getting around to acknowledging the recent bust-up with his beloved Holly Madison. And even considering the lithe 19-year-old twins he found to replace her, an interview yesterday reveals a guy whose "down in the dumps" demeanor reflects the corrosive, pajama-clad equivalent of an Ingmar Bergman drama. "If Holly says it's over, I guess it's over," Hefner told the AP on Wednesday, adding that Madison is

Hugh Hefner on Holly - Not anymore!
As disgusting as the old bastard is, I thought Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison would at least hold true until Hugh kicked the bucket in a few years. After all, he’s 82-years-old. The dude can’t possibly keep going like a jack rabbit in the sack with young tarts much longer, can he? Hugh Hefner confirms he and Holly Madison are no longer. “If she says it’s over, it’s over,” Hefner tells me. “But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected

Hef Has New Playboy Girlfriends
The girls are leaving! Ack! No! Does this mean the end of GND? For reals? Bummer. Holly wanted kids, Hef can’t have kids anymore because he’s like, a million years old. Plus… that’s gross. Kendra is planning on leaving the house, too. Bridget doesn’t matter either way, so I’m guessing she’s staying? Who knows. Hef said, “If she says it’s over, it’s over. But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest