Paris Hilton: ‘If I Was President’
Want to know what the world would be like if Paris Hilton was president? Now you can, in an interview with Harpers Bazaar magazine, the heiress talks like she is running for president. On her presidential style: “I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor [...]

Paris Hilton Claims Sarah Palin Has A ‘Hot Bod’
Reality TV star Paris Hilton has offered some fashion advice to vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin. According to the celebrity socialite, the Alaska governor has a “hot bod” and should wear more revealing outfits on the campaign trail. “My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself,” she said in a spoof interview with Harper’s Bazaar magazine. “Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlf

VIDEO: Paris Hilton Gets (Fake) Presidential Advice – From Martin Sheen
The heiress enlists the help of the former West Wing actor (and best fake president ever!) in a spoof Read the full story

The Daily Squeeze: Paris Hilton’s Still Running For President And Tyra’s Making Over Real People
A virgin in London celebrated her 105th birthday this week. “People have asked me whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no,” said Clara Meadmore. “I have just never been interested in sex. [AFP] Tyra is working on a spinoff of “America’s Next Top Model” called “Operation Fabulous.” Basically, it’s going to show real people across the country getting makeovers. [E Online] Marc Jacobs is really trying to make this man-skirt thing ha

“Paris Hilton is multi-colored” afternoon links
- Notice the difference in color between Paris’ palm and face [I’m Not Obsessed] - The Connecticut Supreme Court is now pro gay marriage [Dlisted] - Kate Winslet has envy-worthy hamstrings [Lainey Gossip] - Meatloaf is okay after his stay in the hospital. I know, I was super stressed too [PopEater] - The three way feud between Tiffany [...]

A new best friend for Paris?
STUNNING heiress Paris Hilton has come all the way over from glamorous LA just to make a new friend.

Paris Hilton’s new BFF might be a virgin!
Ok, a little confession here. I don’t watch Paris Hilton newest crapfest show, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. This is, of course, for health reasons. The mere notion of suffering through the title of Parisite Hilton’s best friend forever makes me break out in hives and scratch off my eyebrows. I’d rather earn minimum wage dressing [...]

Hilton Tells Palin to Flaunt Her “Hot Bod”
Paris Hilton has reached out to Republican candidate Sarah Palin, telling the vice presidential hopeful that she should flaunt her “hot bod,” not hide it. Ms. Hilton said to Harper’s Bazaar: “My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself.” “Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?” Hilton added. “Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.” Yeah… like it would do anyone good to listen to what Paris Hi

Paris Hilton: I've Never Changed Harlow's Diapers!
Paris Hilton has to draw the BFF line somewhere. The heiress - and Nicole Richie pal - says she won't change Harlow's diapers. "Nicole is, like, the best mother. She's so hands on, so she does that," Hilton says on the Oct. 13 episode of The Tyra Banks show (check local listings). "I...Full Article @ US Weekly Magazine See Also Paris Hilton Promotes Hair ExtensionGO BACK TO JAILParis, Benji and Her Ridiculous Hat Can Can in LondonParis Hilton

Paris’ New Presidential Spoof
Paris Hilton launched her latest presidential video today on www.funnyordie.com, this time, asking advice from a former American "president," (or at least someone who played one on TV), Martin Sheen! "Nowadays, soundbites, not sound policy, determine our country’s course. I plan to bring a fake balanced approach to these real problems," Hilton promises in the video. Read the full story   Archived Entry Post Date : Friday,

Dear God….Please No! Paris Hilton Sitcom
Paris Hilton is teaming up with Ryan Seacrest to continue the domination of idiocy on television. The two BFF’s have been sitting around braiding each others hair and talking about their own show. Dumb twit, that would be Ryan, thinks it is a super idea to have a sitcom in which Paris would be featured. [...]

Hilton: 'Palin should wear a swimsuit'
Paris Hilton claims that Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has a "hot bod".

Paris Hilton's New Best Friend
I have no idea if that's Paris Hilton's new best friend, but she showed up with this chick last night at the Cuckoo Club to film part of her new show Paris Hilton's BFF or whatever it's called. She looks like a pretty sweet girl. Let's see how long that lasts. It's pretty much well known two months with Paris and you need your own clothing line, parking space and chihuahua family. It rubs off! I don't have anything against chihuahuas since I'm a pretty relaxed guy, but why do girls like them so much?? They

Paris Hilton as Amber Sweet in "Repo! The Genetic Opera"
Paris Hilton plays a shady part in the upcoming movie "Repo! The Genetic Opera", which will be shown in limited theaters November 7th.... The movie...

Paris Researches London While We Learn the Paris Doctrine
Paris Hilton managed to amp up her tan between one night in London and the next, though she had to keep herself bundled on her way back to the hotel after a night out at the Kingly Club. It's only right that Paris makes sure she's well acquainted with the city since she's looking for her...Full Article @ Popsugar.com See Also GO BACK TO JAILWoof [Paris Hilton]A SQUINTER'S TALEParis Hilton at the “Can Can” Perfu

Who's Paris' New Pal?
Paris Hilton has got herself a mini-me.Watch Paz emerge from an EIGHT-hour stint at a hairdresser's in London to find a small admirer hanging around.Could be time to call off the BFF search...

Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video
Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video

Paris Hilton seeks British best friend
London, Oct 10 (ANI): Paris Hilton has come to London in search of a new best mate for her new reality TV show. The hotel heiress, 27, was due to meet potential ‘best pals’ at Whisky Mist and Madonna’s Mayfair pub the Punchbowl but it looks like the ‘coveted’ role hasn’t been filled. More: continued here FeedMeGossip.com: No Comments Make A Comment

Paris Hilton - Kingly Nightclub in London
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All hail DJ Paris: Paris Hilton steps to save party after Daisy Lowe drops out
Daisy Lowe was booked to DJ at a Cuervo Platino tequila event at the exclusive private club Jalouse in London but according to the Sun, pulled out when she heard ex-boyfriend Mark Ronson was likely to be attending the party. A source from the club told the newspaper: “Daisy had been booked to DJ but pulled out less than an hour before her set. “Skin from Skunk Anansie was on the decks and was about to finish and we didn’t know where the rest of the night’s music would come from. “Wh

Paris Hilton Sarah Palin has a hot bod
Sarah Palin should wear more revealing outfits says Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton: I've Never Changed Harlow's Diapers!
"Nicole is, like, the best mother. She's so hands on, so she does that," Hilton says on the Oct. 13 episode of The Tyra Banks show (check local listings). "I’ve never changed anyone’s diapers." See what Nicole Richie looked like pregnant. Hilton says she and beau Benji Madden have some time before they have a baby of their own. For now, they like to spice things up. "Sometimes," she tells Banks, they take baths together. "If we take a bath together, he’ll wash my hair," Hilton says. "We’re very

Paris Hilton Wants Palin To Drop Her Pants, Get A Bikini
Hollywood (ChattahBox) - Paris Hilton is making her voice heard once again, as she has come out and given a bit of advice to Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.  Her advice to Palin, drop the pants and get a bathing suit. The 27-year old Paris Hilton was recently interviewed by the magazine Harper’s Bazaar. In the interview with the prominent fashion magazine, she gave some tips to Sarah Palin. She stated “My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t k

What If Paris Hilton Were President?
You no longer have to wonder, in an interview with Harpers Bazaar magazine, the heiress talks like she is running for president… Also mentioned in the article is her advice we previously reported on where she gives her Presidential Fashion advice to VP Candidate Sarah Palin. On her presidential style:“I pledge to support the American workforce by [...]

PARIS AND HER LATEST PRESIDENTIAL VIDEO!
The funny thing is, after what’s happened this week - she might be out best choice! Enjoy, “The Paps!” See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die