VIDEO: Paris Hilton Gets (Fake) Presidential Advice – From Martin Sheen
The heiress enlists the help of the former West Wing actor (and best fake president ever!) in a spoof Read the full story

Hilton Tells Palin to Flaunt Her “Hot Bod”
Paris Hilton has reached out to Republican candidate Sarah Palin, telling the vice presidential hopeful that she should flaunt her “hot bod,” not hide it. Ms. Hilton said to Harper’s Bazaar: “My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself.” “Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?” Hilton added. “Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.” Yeah… like it would do anyone good to listen to what Paris Hi

Quickies!: Paris Shows Off Her Pepto Pink Car
Paris Hilton rewarded herself for being such a good girl this year by buying a gag-me pink colored Bentley worth almost $200,000. [DailyMail] Mary-Kate Olsen knows nothing about a recession. She just thinks there’s a big sale going on. [PerezHilton] Jennifer Hudson is set to make her first public appearance since her family’s tragic murders. [People]

Paris’ New Presidential Spoof
Paris Hilton launched her latest presidential video today on www.funnyordie.com, this time, asking advice from a former American "president," (or at least someone who played one on TV), Martin Sheen! "Nowadays, soundbites, not sound policy, determine our country’s course. I plan to bring a fake balanced approach to these real problems," Hilton promises in the video. Read the full story   Archived Entry Post Date : Friday,

Paris Hilton -- Angelyne 2.0
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Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video
Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video

This Week’s Crazy Celebrity Moments
  Paris Hilton leaves her door unlocked and gets robbed   Scarlett Johannson sells a used kleenex on Ebay for $5300   Pete Wentz admits to “tasting” Ashley’s breast milk   Amy Winehouse hits the beach without a bikini top More available below. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bittenandbound.com%2F2008%2F12%2F23%2Fthis-weeks-crazy-celebrity-moments%2F'; addthis_title = 'This+Week%26%238217%3Bs+Crazy+Celebrity+Moments'; addthis_pub = [...]

Paris Hilton’s campaign ad lounge chair is for sale on eBay
Paris Hilton did her campaign ad for the Presidency for FunnyOrDie.com wearing a skimpy bathing suit, sitting on a lounge chair by a pool. Well, if you wanted to purchase the actual lounge chair that she used for the spoof, you’re in luck. The signed chair is now being sold on eBay with [...]

Paris Hilton Takes Gaudy To A New Extreme
Paris Hilton, ever the proponent of subtlety, proudly showed off her new custom-painted toy in SoCal yesterday afternoon as she ventured out for some last minute Xmas shopping. Tooling around in a Pepto-Bismol pink Bentley, Paris showed the world that tackiness knows no bounds … behold: It looks like Paris has stopped crying over the [...]

Tasty Waves and a Faker Than Fake Bud
Paris Hilton lends Sarah Palin sex tape advice.… [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Zero-gravity fashion: space suits of the future
LONDON, England (CNN) -- You can almost picture it now: Paris Hilton swallowed up by a tight-fitting futuristic designer space suit -- one hand waving at the on-flight camera, the other clasping a Dior "space traveler" handbag. Tighter fit: Massachusetts Insititute of Technology researchers are working on a new, sleeker space suit. Oh yes, with the age of space tourism upon us, space fashion looks set to become the next step into this infinite world of adventure. One factor certain to drive

In Paris We Trust?
Paris Hilton has been full of opinions on the election lately, and November’s Harper’s Bazaar is no exception. The star of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF poses with one of her seventeen pups, as if they are about to make a very prolific speech. Then they venture out and have their photo snapped in front of Paris’ “Pink White House.” If she were president, Paris tells Bazaar, she would give the White House a “minimalist touch,” and would employ a “closet”

What If Paris Hilton Were President?
You no longer have to wonder, in an interview with Harpers Bazaar magazine, the heiress talks like she is running for president… Also mentioned in the article is her advice we previously reported on where she gives her Presidential Fashion advice to VP Candidate Sarah Palin. On her presidential style:“I pledge to support the American workforce by [...]

Paris Hilton Buys Pink Car
Paris Hilton is in the pink - she has treated herself to a $200,000 (

PARIS AND HER LATEST PRESIDENTIAL VIDEO!
The funny thing is, after what’s happened this week - she might be out best choice! Enjoy, “The Paps!” See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

How to Disappear Like a Famous Person
This sophisticated program is how Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan evade paparazzi and AA counselors. Everyone has somebody they don’t want to see. Whether it’s a maniacal ex-boyfriend who says he’s pregnant or a bounty hunter after you for unpaid waxing bills, the modern lady needs a way to go undercover. Step One: The Name Stars use a combination of their crappiest film and a favorite drink. For example: Kate Beckinsale gets by on “Serendipity Wallbanger,” and Nicole Kidman p

Did Tina Fey's Fight With Alec Baldwin Actually Happen? [Gossip Roundup]
It wouldn't be Christmas Eve without fighting: Alec Baldwin supposedly slammed Tina Fey's body; Paris Hilton's uncle got attacked and robbed in his home and Nicole Kidman was haunted by Katie Holmes.Tina Fey's sexy new feud with Alec Baldwin just had to be manufactured to promote 30 Rock, right? I mean, really. Alec: "Get ready to do a lot of airbrushing." Tina: "Something wrong with my face?" Alec: It's your entire body that's the problem. Tina: This is coming from a guy with a double chin who thinks Sara

Video: 6th Annual Eyegore Awards, Horror Nights Mazes!
Over at BDTV you can chew on some red carpet footage from last week's 6th Annual Eyegore Awards, along with footage of some of the New Line horror mazes as part of this year's Universal Hollywood Halloween Horror Nights, which is ongoing through November 1st. This year

Video: First Look at Britney’s New Documentary
Be honest. When we tell you that Britney Spears is appearing in a new MTV documentary, sharing all her innermost thoughts about her hardships over the last two years, you’re going to set your TiVo faster than Paris Hilton can say, “That’s hot.” And that’s exactly what the pop singer is doing. As her new album, Circus, gets ready to drop, Brit is telling all about what it’s like being trailed by everyone from the media to the carnivorous paparazzi. The 90-minute documenta

Parasite Should Totally Be Fake President: Hilton’s Funny Or Die Video
Spreading, like herpes amongst drunken, horny teenagers, Hilton made the decision to inject herself into popular-culture, once more. This time, with a second ‘Paris Hilton For President’ video, via FunnyorDie.com. In this new video, Hilton can be seen performing alongside, like, totally real-life pres. Martin Sheen. OK, so he is not really the pres., but I wish he were, he would be wicked awesome! Sheen, as you know, played President Josiah Bartlet on the long-running NBC political drama s

Introducing….The Parismobile
Only Paris would drive around in a car like this! Her house may have been robbed last week, but looks like Paris Hilton is really enjoying her new, ultra pink, customized Bentley. It's her Barbie dream car! A Perezcious reader caught a glimpse of Paris and her new ride on Monday. What do U think of Miss Hilton and her new ride? At least she looks a lot happier now without Benji Madden by her side. How longe do U give Paris before she crashes her new ride? That Parismobile is gonna be a m

'Hives are the new 'do of the day
We hoped this wouldn't happen, but it has: Beehives are making a comeback. Amy Winehouse, Sarah Palin, and now ... Paris Hilton. Last night, she party-hopped her way around London sporting one as she filmed her show, My New BFF, until 3 a.m.  By Kieran Doherty, Reuters Posted at 12:38 PM/ET, October 09, 2008 in Trendy stuff | Permalink Like this story? Share it with Yahoo! Buzz By posting a comment, you affirm that you are 13 years of age or older.

Hilary Duff’s Stock Exchange Blessings
The customized Continental GT has pink bodywork, rims and interior, with personally monogrammed seats and a rhinestone PH embossed in the Bentley logo on the front of the car. Klassy.  Hilton says, “I love it, it’s so pretty. I’ve just always wanted a pink car. I think when you’re a little girl and you have the Barbie Corvette you’re like, ‘I wish I had a car like this one.’ So I think (it’s) just being a fan of Barbie for so long.” Paris Hilton has two brain cells and they

Paris Hilton's "My New BFF" Show Doing Well
Hot on the heels of Paris' quick venture into the world of politics, during which time Hilton had John McCain for breakfast, lunch and dinner on the outsmarted and insults competition, comes her latest TV venture. Seriously in need of a new "BFF", or, "Best Friend Forever", our girl is getting help from her friends at "MTV" in the form of the reality TV show, "Paris Hilton's My New BFF" , . Take note that you can watch full length episodes on that page. Y