George Michael Flees
George Michael has reportedly hurriedly left the UK in disgrace following his most recent drug arrest in London. The singer and his long time boyfriend Kenny were seen leaving their London home with six large suitcases. I wonder where they’re headed. For the singer’s sake, I hope he’s headed to rehab. He did say in his statement to fans that he’s looking to get his act cleaned up. He needs rehab if he wants to do that. Let’s hope that it’s where he is right now. And if he does finish rehab, let�

stars go overweight...overnight!
good evening! oh i love these sorts of pictures - a little photoshop can go a long way when it comes to making stars go overweight...overnight! worth1000.com always has some of the best & hilarious photoshopping around - get a look at Amy Winehouse looking bigger than ever before (at least she looks healthier than her usual skeletal look) along with Katy Perry (who annoys me to no end - so that's why i decided to feature her looking like a heifer!) plus you'll also find Kate Moss (we share a birthday this c

Katherine Kelly Lang Brings The Afternoon Links!
- Amanda Bynes’ Got Just Enough Talent [HollywoodTuna] - MISS COED: TAYLOR CORSO [CO-ED Magazine] - Lindsay Lohan is an Asshole of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW] - Chloe Sevigny At Big Love Premiere [I’m Not Obsessed] - Paris Hilton kicked out of Golden Globes afterparty [Celebslam]- Read The Untold Story Of A Forgotten Hip-Hop Icon [Complex] - Kendra Admits To Fucking Around On Hef [Dlisted] - Kate Moss is Pregnant [Yeeah!] - Amy Winehouse Is Just a Squirrel Trying to Get a Nut [Derek Hail] - P

'Hives are the new 'do of the day
We hoped this wouldn't happen, but it has: Beehives are making a comeback. Amy Winehouse, Sarah Palin, and now ... Paris Hilton. Last night, she party-hopped her way around London sporting one as she filmed her show, My New BFF, until 3 a.m.  By Kieran Doherty, Reuters Posted at 12:38 PM/ET, October 09, 2008 in Trendy stuff | Permalink Like this story? Share it with Yahoo! Buzz By posting a comment, you affirm that you are 13 years of age or older.

Casey Johnson Beats Women - Gossip Blog Roundup
Get your blogs, save your time.It's getting a little rough out there for celebs. Between the cussin', fussin', and - well - the other ing that starts with an F, there's not a lot of good news. Come on, celebs, give the scandal a break and go volunteer or something. WWOD? Oh well, on with the cheese!Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony get physical? [via star]Karma karma karma... VOMIT! [via wwtdd]And weighing in on 9/11: Mickey Rourke.[via telegraph]Paris Hilton misbehaved at the Golden Globes after-parties? NO!

CAFÉ CON LECHE EN LA TARDE
Will Britney Play Carrie Bradshaw’s Cousin in SATC Sequel? (Blogamole) Beyonce’s New Loreal Ad (Bossip) Paris Hilton Kicked Out of Golden Globe After Party (Celebslam) Victoria Beckham’s Stick-Thin Armani Ad (F-Listed) Naomi Campbell Hits the Beach with Man Entourage (The Blemish) Gwyneth Tries to Cheer Madonna Up with Adult Toys (I’m Not Obsessed)

Amy Winehouse's Husband Divorces Her for the Least of Their Problems
Incarcerated Blake Fielder-Civil has begun divorce proceedings against his wife Amy Winehouse, claiming adultery for the reason of their split . Really? Adultery? You would think it was all the drugs, or violent public beatings you two engaged in, or the fact that you two are worse for each other's health than Kate Moss and Pete Doherty. But sure, let's call it adultery and make it a day. I see the movie version starring Russell Brand as the clueless, offended Blake.

Another Most Peculiar Threesome
After a mid-December incident in which one of Peter Doherty’s arms violently rejected heroin , the poor little bugger was forced to cancel several gigs , but, now, Our Antihero is back and looking like total crap. Of course, this gig just had to be sensationalized in the lamest of methods. That cheeky Pete danced right in front of ex-girlfriend Kate Moss (!) and Tom Cruise (?!), according to Gigwise :

Bad Behavior Links
Remember what Jessica Rabbit said. “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way!” Fergie Ferg, Queen of Etiquette (Websters) Never look a gift Tyra in the mouth (SeriouslyOMG) Hayden Panettiere illegal, ejected! (ASL) Jimmy Carter robbed! (WizbangPop) Kate Moss’s day into evening look (UKPopSugar) Ryan Seacrest low-fives (JustJared) Britney and Justin’s awkward moment (ImNotObsessed) Whitney Port’s bikini malfunction (IBBB) A toast to Brad [...]

Pete Doherty still pines for ex-flame Kate Moss
London, Jan 10 (ANI): Troubled singer Pete Doherty is still not over his split with supermodel Kate Moss. According to Britain's Daily Mirror, the 29-year-old junkie doesn't even read newspapers featuring his ex-girlfriend. The Babyshambles frontman opened up about his heartache to a friend before a London show, reports Contactmusic. The rocker reportedly said, "I miss her so much. I don't even read the papers because of her, I can't look at her. I miss Kate. I can't f**king

George Michael Speaks Out
Naughty boy George Michael was recently busted for drug possession in London. After getting out on a lucky break, the drug-toting singer released a statement for all of his fans. He said “I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I’ll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them.” Multiple arrests are far from boring, George. Just don’t make it as repetitive as Amy Winehouse does. But I am hoping that he gets his act together. The UK h

VIDEO: Paris Hilton Gets (Fake) Presidential Advice – From Martin Sheen
The heiress enlists the help of the former West Wing actor (and best fake president ever!) in a spoof Read the full story

Hilton Tells Palin to Flaunt Her “Hot Bod”
Paris Hilton has reached out to Republican candidate Sarah Palin, telling the vice presidential hopeful that she should flaunt her “hot bod,” not hide it. Ms. Hilton said to Harper’s Bazaar: “My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself.” “Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?” Hilton added. “Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.” Yeah… like it would do anyone good to listen to what Paris Hi

What’s The Latest “Arrested” Development?
“I can say that we’re looking better than ever. There are just a few more conversations to be had with some cast members to see if they want to be a part of it. Once we get the head count we’ll be able to go forward with it and hopefully start shooting in the summer.” While it’s great to hear shooting on the film could start as early as the summer, I’m a little worried about the whole “see if they want to be a part of it” thing - which makes me think none oth

Brittany Flickinger Isn’t Paris’ BFF
Paris Hilton was out and about last night… without… wait for it… her “new bff” Brittany Flickinger. (gasp) I guess there was some sort of contract or agreement where Paris boosted the winner’s fame a few notches then ran for the hills. The two were out separately, doing their own things last night. Which makes [...]

G.W.E.E.! Michael “Super Adorable” Cera
(In our second stab at our weekly installment of G.W.W.E [Guys We Want to Eff], we decided to take on the almost inappropriately young looking, but totally adorable, Michael Cera. If you were one of the few who watched, you will remember him at George Michael on Arrested Development. Or you may have fallen in love with him and his short shorts as quirky Pauli Bleeker in Juno. Whatever. You should totally know who he is, and even if you don’t one look at him and you will totally understand why he is

Paris Hilton Shows Off Her New ‘Do, Fug Car
I’m not so sure this new ‘do is so much a haircut as it is, more likely, a hairweave extraction. The hair ain’t too terrible but the car makes me want to get sharp pokers and shove them into my eyeballs, stir them around so that my eyes are completely mashed and dripping out of my sockets. Okay, mebbe nothing quite that extreme but I think you catch my drift. It is just so sad to see such a classy and elegant car degraded in such a manner … and I’m not even talki

'Arrested Development' Creator: Michael Cera is Holding Up the Movie [Arrested Development]
As our Arrested Development Film Tracker™ continues to fill up with "yes" balloons, one very prominent "no" remains as Ann as the nose on plain's face. But could Michael Cera single-handedly delay the movie?In an interview with Fancast, the show's creator Mitchell Hurwitz dishes on some of the ideas he's had for the AD movie: a prequel? A film within a film? A straight-ahead story with an animated recap? There's just one problem: he can't begin writing a script until the entire cast signs on, and ther

On the lose: Paris Hilton’s camera
… a camera that contains hundreds of photos from our dear heiress’s Australian trip. Now that is interesting! Well according to reports, Paris Hilton lost the camera while enjoying the New Year’s Eve party that she attended at Sydney nightclub Trademark. Filled with hundreds of personal photographs taken during her Australian visit, the camera’s finder [...]

Paris' Economic Crisis Survival Tip!
Paris Hilton shopping in Melrose Blvd, West Hollywood. The heiress is pretty in pink from her dress to her matching pink car interior! Paris was recently asked in an interview what her advice was to people during the economic crisis. Her answer: Wear Happy Colours!Related articlesParis Hilton knows where to find the paparazzi!Paris Hilton is becoming a skeleton!Paris Hilton's flower power!Paris Hilton's New Year resolution!

Paris’ New Presidential Spoof
Paris Hilton launched her latest presidential video today on www.funnyordie.com, this time, asking advice from a former American "president," (or at least someone who played one on TV), Martin Sheen! "Nowadays, soundbites, not sound policy, determine our country’s course. I plan to bring a fake balanced approach to these real problems," Hilton promises in the video. Read the full story   Archived Entry Post Date : Friday,

Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video
Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video

Paris Hilton’s campaign ad lounge chair is for sale on eBay
Paris Hilton did her campaign ad for the Presidency for FunnyOrDie.com wearing a skimpy bathing suit, sitting on a lounge chair by a pool. Well, if you wanted to purchase the actual lounge chair that she used for the spoof, you’re in luck. The signed chair is now being sold on eBay with [...]

Paris Hilton's camera & phone returned
Paris Hilton's honour has been maintained after the camera

flight 1549 pics - What Would Tyler Durden Do
I realize this has nothing to do with Lindsays tits or Paris Hilton blowing dudes, and I swear we’ll get back to that in just a minute, but yesterday some geese decided that, instead of flying up and toward the sky, US Airways Flight 1549 should down and toward pure terror.   And there are some pretty dramatic pictures, and I have access to all that shit, and so now here we are.  I probably only care because my dads a pilot for Delta, but this pilot is a fuckin badass.  The dude lo