Vladmir Putin is Going to Pump *clap* You Up!
Sorry America, here's your video of the Russian prime minister beating up people with his patented Patin Judo method. Let's see Sarah Palin tell the Cossak to "shoo, get back over there" now. Oct 8, 2008 · posted by drew · Link · Respond Related Posts • 10.08.08: People Who Scale NYT's building May Be Subject to Fines, Jail Time (Comments: 0) • 10.08.08: The New War in the Middle East Will Be Fought Over Hummus Rights (Comments

Reminder: “How To Lose Friends” Contest Ends Today!
Just wanted to remind everyone that today’s the last day to enter our How to Lose Friends & Alienate People contest. If you’d like to get your hands on this cool mini-poster signed by Simon Pegg, don’t worry, there’s still time! The giveaway ends tonight at midnight EST, and here’s where you need to go to find out how to enter: How To Win A Simon Pegg-Signed Poster For “How To Lose Friends & Alienate People”!  I’ll be choosing the 2 winners tonight (via rando

Is There A Secret To Never Getting Sick? [Sniff]
Cold and flu season is coming, and to be honest, I am dreading it. Last winter, I got strep throat for the first time in my life, and I wanted to die. The fever and sensitivity to light were awful. And while I've had bad tonsils ever since I was a kid, I've never not been able to swallow anything for so many days in a row, and it was horrifying. Anyway, I'm thinking about getting a flu shot this year, just to boost my immunity. (I've never gotten one before.) Yesterday, CNN had a story called "How Some Wome

Today's News: Our Take - Ratings: Raise Your Hand if You Watched the CW
Sunday's ratings summary:7 pm/ET60 Minutes dominated with 19 million total viewers. Placing a ...

The Killers Would Like You To Raise Your Hands [Leak Of The Day]
ARTIST: The KillersTITLE: "Human"WEB DEBUT: Sept. 22, 2008ONE-LISTEN VERDICT: It would appear that the Las Vegas band took a few lessons from the reception of their second album, Sam's Town, for their forthcoming full-length—namely, tone down the messy production, and bring the anthems that were made to be played over the closing credits of teen-centric rom-coms (like "Read My Mind") to the forefront. "Human" is a slowly building slice of sweet synthpop, complete with big fake-string build right befor

WEDNESDAY 13, MICHAEL MONROE To Take Part In London Signing Session
According to Subba-Cultcha.com, Wednesday 13 (ex-MURDERDOLLS) and Michael Monroe (HANOI ROCKS) will take part in a signing session at Fopp Records in London, England's Covent Garden. The event will take place on Thursday, October 30 at 6:00 p.m., the night before their joint Halloween spectacular at the London Astoria. The signing will feature an exclusive release of Wednesday 13's "F**k It, We'll Do It Live" DVD, which is being released as the first installment of Global Music's "Live & Loud" collection. A

I LIKE TO WATCH: Become An Iron Fan*
It's Friday, so you know what that means: Oreo Speedwagon's at TGIF's! It also means that Michael Cyril Creighton will hold your hand through clips from this week's latest DVD releases, including Iron Man, Run Fatboy Run, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Watch this video for the special effects alone!! I Like To Watch: Iron Packages! @ Yahoo! Video *Worst title ever? Easily.

The Bastardly Sexiest MILFs 2008 - VOTE NOW!
Over the years we’ve voted on everything from the ugliest to the sexiest women Hollywood has to offer, so generating a list of the sexiest MILFs is only a natural next step in the process of wasting your precious time. Before we get our hands dirty with MILFy discussions, let’s define M.I.L.F. for the clueless few. No worries, members of the Filipino Bastardly Community!! M.I.L.F., thankfully, doesn’t stand for the infamous Philippine terrorist group, Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Inste

Advice to Jessica - wear longer dresses
Being a Brit, my childhood was full of sayings such as, ‘keep your hand on your ha’penny’ which was meant to be a deterent to all men and protect my virtue. So when I saw Jessica Simpson doing the same thing in the pic above, I wondered if she’s keeping her hand there to a) protect her virtue or b) she thinks we’ve seen enough of her already? I’m gonna go with option B… I know I certainly have. Source Popularity: 1% [?] RSS feed for comments on this p

The Bastardly Sexiest MILFs 2008 - VOTE NOW!
Over the years we’ve voted on everything from the ugliest to the sexiest women Hollywood has to offer, so generating a list of the sexiest MILFs is only a natural next step in the process of wasting your precious time. Before we get our hands dirty with MILFy discussions, let’s define M.I.L.F. for the clueless few. No worries, members of the Filipino Bastardly Community!! M.I.L.F., thankfully, doesn’t stand for the infamous Philippine terrorist group, Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Instead

Kiwi band Cut off Your Hands have Brit music 'biggies' following them
The New Zealand Music Awards are all over for another year, after a big night out at Auckland's Vector Arena last night.

David Beckham–Calendar Boy
David Beckham’s official 2009 calendar is available for pre-order on Amazon.com, ladies! It’s about time we had something delectable to look at, wouldn’t you agree girls? Maybe if you’re really bad good Santa will leave this in your stocking! There’s really not much to be said here. I’ll let the pictures do the talkin’, your hands do the walkin’! Related StoriesThe Case of the Mysterious BulgeMiley Cyrus Topless In Vanity FairSlut Watch: George Clooney̵

Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son about his Father trailer and Pic
The documentary has been doing the festival rounds and was one of the most talked about films of the year. The film features some great film making from Kurt Kuenne, It has a truly powerful message that every last person on this planet needs to see. The film was picked up by Oscilloscope Pictures. The movie will be screened in New York and Los Angeles by the end of this month. The official poster of the movie is already out. The poster of the film just debuted at Cinematical and we got our hands on it. It

Sucker Free Latino Says Hello To Haters!
Mi gente, as our reggaeton and hip-hop loving peeps at Sucker Free Latino will tell you during tomorrow’s fresh new episode of SFL, haters are everywhere. Just when you finally have things going well for you, it’s inevitable that some desgraciado who had a bit too much ‘haterade’ in the morning will decide that they want to scuff up your shine. Hey, you don’t have to take our word for it; just ask Pee Wee! Now, just because you have a hater on your hands, it don’t mean you gotta ge

Look of the Day: Borrowed From Daddy
We have an opportunist on our hands. Adhusia was about to do some ironing when she saw her dad's shirt and threw it on. Borrowed from daddy — cute! I love how she made the look more feminine via leaf earrings and red lipstick. Here's what she has on: Shirt: Dior Jeans: Tommy Hilfiger Shoes: Hot Ice Belt: Esprit Congrats to adhusia! Everyone else, submit your looks and I might feature you on FabSugar! Read Related:  boyfriend shirt Look of the Day M

Controversial Madonna "Get Stupid" Video
Here'sMadonna's Get stupid video on the 2008 Sticky & Sweet world tour. The song itself wants to call on everyone to wake up and tell us the future of the world is in our hands. But the video montage featuring the Earth's destruction has caused a lot of controversy after comparing John McCain with Nazi leader Adolf Hitler and Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugabe.Random Citations

Product of the Day: Anti-Theft Lunch Bag
Have you ever made a delish sandwich — oh, say, smoked turkey, bacon, guacamole, and lettuce on whole wheat — only to have it stolen from the fridge by the office sandwich burglar? Well, have I got a product for you. This anti-theft lunch bag has green spots on it that make your sandwich look moldy and nast instead of bacon-y and yummy. Contact this person for more details on how to get your hands on this. Read Related:  Product of the Day on Yahoo!

Cronenberg Teams Up With Soviets
Do we have a new Bourne franchise on our hands?

Building The Game: Commitment Issues
Developing a game is more like raising a bastard child left on your doorstep who has an acute case of ADHD and severe and absolute disdain for authority. You will most likely spend most of your time reprimanding it because it almost never does what you tell it and it will piss you off so much that you

Cinematical's James Bond Adventure: Driving the Aston Martin
Click Erik Davis' beautiful face above to head straight to our Aston Martin hi-res gallery "Now this is a fun one -- when you get to 100mph, just slowly take your hands off the wheel and watch what the car does ..." -- Aston Martin Instructor #1 You may remember how last month Cinematical was invited to travel to London for something called "The James Bond Experience." Part of this "experience" included a chat with Bond himself, Daniel Craig, and Quantum of Solace director Marc Forster. (You can read all

Music review: P Money and Cut Off Your Hands
With the New Zealand music awards just days away there is no time like the present to profile local acts.

How To Win A Simon Pegg-Signed Poster For “How To Lose Friends & Alienate People”!
How to Lose Friends & Alienate People opens in theaters everywhere tomorrow October 3rd, and thanks to MGM, we’ve got not one, but two mini-posters signed by star Simon Pegg to give away. In fact, they’ll look just like the one shown above only, you know, signed by the comic genius who brought us Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. Interested in getting your hands on one? I thought so… So what do you have to do to win one of these cool signed posters? Easy, just send an email with “H

EXCLUSIVE: Julianne Moore Leads The Way In ‘Blindness’
Maybe this diminishes the work of the massively talented Fernando Mereilles (”City of God” and “The Constant Gardener” make a hell of a one-two punch) but I’ve taken to describing “Blindness” to others as a high brow “Dawn of the Dead”. It’s a convenient short-hand for a haunting and harrowing film. We’ve gotten our hands on a couple exclusive images from the film opening wide tomorrow. Check them out. (Check out one more pic after the jum

Exclusive first look photos of Bow Wow in “Hurricane Season”
WoooHa, Inc. drops another exclusive with these first look pics of Shad from the movie. Still waiting to get our hands on the Weezy pics though so stay tuned. Related Posts:None Found Post a Response Name Mail (will not be published) Website Search

‘The Hills’ Whitney Port Finds Success in New York
Watch out, Lauren Conrad… It looks like another one of the girls that you made famous on The Hills might be taking your fashion design career right out of your hands. A few of Whitney Port’s new party dresses have been picked up by Kitson, the store that dropped LC’s line. Unfortunately, all of Port’s items are priced anywhere from $345 to $500, so shoppers may have to take out a loan if they want a look by Whitney. The picture above is from Whitney out and about in SoHo doing some good ole fas