Anne Lamott Opines On The Political Artist Formerly Known As Palin [Palindromes]
Writer Anne Lamott hates Sarah Palin so much she's not using her real name anymore. Instead she's calling her "Claw Washout," which is what you get when you type "Sarah" into the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator (if you type in "Sarah Palin," you get "Flack Gobbler," which calls up the image of our favorite lipsticked pit bull devouring publicists). As much fun as the ol' SPBNG is to play around with (try typing in the names of Frank Zappa's kids for a weird-name match made in Heaven), it may not be a great

John Brown - Sarah Palin (I Wanna Lay Pipe)
Ya’ll remember John Brown from The White Rapper Show? He just took the words right out of my mouth. Sarah Palin would get the bizness. John Brown - Sarah Palin (I Wanna Lay Pipe)

Sure, Carly Fiorina Sucks at Business, but So Does Everyone Else
Carly Fiorina, Senator John McCain's top economic adviser, said today that she believes Mister McCain isn't qualified to run a major corporation. Nor are, Fiorina says, Sarah Palin, Barack Obama or Joe Biden. Don't laugh at her brazenness, dour old Carly knows what she's talking about when it comes to...

John Brown - Sarah Palin (I Wanna Lay Pipe)
“You ain’t in your right mind, but I wanna lay that pipeline…” Ha ha ha… John Brown - Sarah Palin (I Wanna Lay Pipe)

…OF THE DAY
PALIN NAMING MADE SIMPLE: Just type in your name, and the Sarah Palin Name Generator will tell you what your name would have been if you were one of Sarah Palin’s kids! It says I’m “90% Carrie Bradshaw.” Er, wait. (Politsk) FANBASE DAVE-IDED: Whose album are you gonna buy — David Cook’s or David Archuleta’s?? It’s like voting for a new M&M flavor, though slightly less important in the grand scheme of things. (EW.com) LaDEVIL’S ADVOCATE: Shia LaBeouf

McCain staffers attempt to derail McCain’s campaign
In football, all it takes is one offsides penalty and the entire offensive plan can fall apart. It’s the same thing in politics. Everyone can be ‘on message,’ but one little error can derail the campaign for a day, a week, or for its entirety. Just think back to two weeks ago, when the McCain campaign got tired of answering the “how thoroughly was Sarah Palin vetted” question, or just last week when the Obama campaign got disgusted with the “pigs on a lipstick” qu

Carly Fiorina: Sarah Palin Would Not Be Able To Run A Major Corporation
The first clip is of Carly Fiorina on St. Louis radio station today. Later on in the day, she clarified by saying that she does not think McCain or Obama could run a corporation either.

Hockey Moms Against Sarah Palin, For Only 29.99 A Month
Sarah Palin fancies herself a "Hockey Mom," which sounds to us like some sort of trick you'd do with a yo-yo or at a sex show in Thailand. Anyway, she isn't. Mostly because, when you're a governor of a state with more than four people (Alaska has six), you're too busy to be playing...Full Article @ guanabee Comment Share Email Post Your Comment say someth

LEO’S POLAR BEAR CRY
The planet-loving actor has sent various media publications a heartfelt letter declaring that all of Alaska’s polar bears will be gone as soon as 2050 if we don’t stop global warming. A great source of the problem? The Bush Administration, says Leo, who he accuses of not doing anything of subtance to save these fur-bearing mammals. He scoffs at their listing as a threatened species as a half-hearted measure that won’t stop threats from global warming and oil exploration. For her part,

Sarah Palin Got Updo Because She Worried About Being "Too Sexy"
"She's very involved in her look and how she's perceived," Jessica Steele, the owner of the Beehive Beauty Shop in Wasilla, Alaska, where Palin has been a regular customer for the past six years, told the New York Times. So why did the 44-year-old Alaska governor and mother of five decide to go with her updo? "We would talk a lot about how if she looked too pretty or too sexy, people wouldn't listen to her [and] how important it was for people to see her as an intelligent, smart woman," Steele said. "Sa

Reunited And It Feels So Goooood
Should we call Sarah Palin and Bristol? No, they always bring smoked salmon over and we’re in LA! If the Spear’s family can put aside their differences and love each other than we can accomplish world peace. Via: Daily Mail

Election '08 Starring The Golden Girls
There's an old saying among pop culture bloggers: "Any group of four people can be successfully compared to The Golden Girls." Someone has applied this wisdom to the celebrities of Election 2008 (five people, actually, with no Biden -- but Obama guest stars!) in this YouTube video, and it's adorable: Technically both Sarah Palin and George W. Bush are Rose. (Via FeyFriends.) Thanks to Bob for the tip! Posted by Lindsay at 3:50 PM in Nostalgia, Parodies, Politics Tags: Barack Obama | George

SNL Cast: Even Sarah Palin Likes Tina Fey Playing Sarah Palin
For a comedy show, the minds behind "Saturday Night Live" sure care a lot about fairness.

Sarah Palin name generator: A diversion
You might have found, at one time or another today, that you couldn't get in the Swamp door, or you couldn't leave a comment at the biggest draw of the day -- the post on that ongoing dispute between Barack Obama and WGN radio (you still can't, for tech-reasons beyond us scribes.... Pssst, go ahead and comment on it at this posting!) So, for a little diversion, we thought we'd recommend this pursuit: Seeing as how Sarah Palin, the Republican nominee for president, has bounded onto the political sta

Sarah Palin talks: Round three
ABC News' Charlie Gibson got the first bite at the vice presidential nominee last week, FOX News Channel's Sean Hannity is interviewing Palin this week and now CBS News anchor Katie Couric is getting in line. But there's going to be a bit of a wait here: In fact, the first televised presidential debate will come and go on Friday, Sept. 26, before CBS airs its Couric session with Palin. However, it will air before the one televised running mates' debate on Oct. 2. CBS says Couric's interview with

Article: McCain Camp Calls Fey’s Palin Impersonation ‘Sexist,’ Cindy McCain Slams ‘View’
In a war of words reminiscent of Vice President Dan Quayle taking on television character Murphy Brown in the 1992 presidential election, John McCain’s camp is slamming Tina Fey’s impersonation of Governor Sarah Palin on “Saturday Night Live,” while Cindy McCain is calling out the ladies of “The View.” “SNL” had its highest rated season premiere since 2002, but some members of the McCain campaign were not laughing with the millions of viewers tuning in to see

Sarah Palin has Wonder Woman spinning mad
Lynda Carter sounds like she's about to drop an invisible plane on the polarizing politician.

Amy Poehler to leave “SNL” for good
Funny woman Amy Poehler is going to be leaving ”Saturday Night Live” for mommyhood and more. Amy, who recently received rave reviews for her political sketch with Sarah Palin Tina Fey, says she Will leave the show for good after the November elections. She told the new issue of Men’s Vogue, “It’s gonna be really hard — Boyz II Men hard — to say goodbye to yesterday. ’SNL’ was dangerous, late-night, last-minute and star-studded, but like any good drug, you ne

Chevy Chase wants Tina Fey to ‘go harder’ on Sarah Palin
Somebody dug Chevy Chase out of the grave for the sole purpose of putting him on MSNBC's Morning Joe to comment on Tina Fey's depiction of Sarah Palin. Here's what he had to say: "I thought it was extraordinary how well she played her and much she looked like her, I'd like her, personally I felt we didn't need the Hillary stuff, I'd like her to go even harder. I want her to decimate this woman. This woman, I can't believe there hasn't been more about it... It's just unbelievable to me this woman is actuall

Cindy McCain Blasts 'The View' for 'Picking Their Bones'
Republican presidential candidate John McCain's wife Cindy McCain blasted "The View" on Saturday for attacking her and her husband in an interview last Friday and for not representing Americans' views and beliefs. "In spite of what you see ... in the newspapers, and on shows like 'The View' — I don't know if any of you saw 'The View' yesterday, they picked our bones clean — in spite of what you see, that's not what the American people are saying and what they are believing," Cin

Is Tina Coming Back???
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin as Tina Fey? The two do bear a striking resemblance! In fact, Tina Fey's impression of the Republican vice presidential candidate was so hilariously spot-on that the season premiere of SNL debuted to an opening high. The skit has even experienced viral success on the interenet and, as we know, that's how you know you've made it! Naturally, as the country's biggest overnight celebrity since her selection as John McCain's running mate not too long ago, Palin will be a r

Is Tina Coming Back???
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin as Tina Fey? The two do bear a striking resemblance! In fact, Tina Fey's impression of the Republican vice presidential candidate was so hilariously spot-on that the season premiere of SNL debuted to an opening high. The skit has even experienced viral success on the interenet and, as we know, that's how you know you've made it! Naturally, as the country's biggest overnight celebrity since her selection as John McCain's running mate not too long ago, Palin will be a r

Chevy Chase Wants Tina Fey to 'Decimate' Palin
Chevy Chase said Monday he wants Tina Fey to go "even harder" on Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin than she did in her "Saturday Night Live" skit this past weekend ... and that he wants Fey to "decimate" her. "I thought it was extraordinary how well she played her and much she looked like her. I'd just like her — personally I felt we didn't need the Hillary stuff — I'd like her to go even harder," the former "SNL" star told MSNBC's "Morning Joe" show.