Chez Pazienza: One Last Look Back: The 10 Most Ridiculous, Shameful, or Generally Unfortunate People and Events of 2008 (and What They Mean for 2009)
Well, it could've been worse.As 2008 mercifully ends, we're left to ponder a year in which the real and the surreal were pretty much indistinguishable, where insanity actually became tedium, and where every silver lining was eclipsed by a brand new dark cloud. Sure, O.J.'s going to prison, but think about the absurdist comedy-of-errors it took to finally put him there. Yeah, gas is technically affordable again, but who has money to make car payments -- and for that matter, will anyone in Detroit still be in

Spencer Pratt: "I didn't even know you have to legalize a wedding"
Spencer Pratt acknowledges that his marriage to Heidi Montag was fake - but only because he was uninformed. “I didn’t even know you have to legalize a wedding,” claims Spencer, who tied the knot with Heidi, 22, in a nonbinding ceremony on November 19 in Mexico. “I thought growing up, you say ‘I do’ and you’re married.” And Heidi agrees. “We had our elopement, and to me, that counts,” she said at Christian Audigier nightclub in Las Vegas on December 31, but she adds that they are now plan

Heidi & Spencer: Mixed Martial Artists
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt get some mixed martial arts (MMA) training in Los Angeles on January 8 (Thursday).The Hills villian couple learned all the right moves from Kevin Rickson of Rickson Gracie Jiu-Jitsu International fighting school. (Spencer has been filming his new reality show based on MMA fighter Kevin Casey.)Looks like Heidi kicked some major Spencer butt! Hope she didn’t break any of her Chanel fingernails.LOLHeidi is praying for youmore pics at sourceSource

Heidi & Spencer: Mixed Martial Artists
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt get some mixed martial arts (MMA) training in Los Angeles on January 8 (Thursday). The Hills villian couple learned all the right moves with Kevin Rickson of Rickson Gracie Jiu-Jitsu International fighting school. (Spencer has been filming his new reality show based on MMA fighter Kevin Casey.) Looks like Heidi kicked some major Spencer butt! Hope she didn’t break any of her Chanel fingernails. 15+ pictures inside of mixed martial artists Heidi Montag a...

THE SPEIDI CHRONICLES: Horrible Manicures & Filmmaking!
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were out on the town recently. Heidi stopped into a Chanel store and got herself a very special manicure (i.e. Cha-nails). Meanwhile, Spencer was shooting "his new reality show based on Mixed Martial Arts fighter Kevin Casey." Wait...what? Spencer is making a reality show? With the same tiny camera he used to make Heidi's music video? AMAZING!!! Who is this Kevin Casey? Did he get a really bad concussion in a fight?

Heidi and Spencer Take the Art Out of Martial Arts
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have already used every holiday on the calendar as an opportunity for a photo shoot, but they're still finding new ways to get media attention. Yesterday they got decked out in white robes for a private martial arts class and invited their photographer friends along to observe their training. Between their new self-defense moves and firing range practice, Heidi and Spencer should have no problem scaring off all the haters that come their way. To see more of Heidi and Spencer,

HIMYM: Kim Kardashian Talks Number Two
Remember when we told you that Kim Kardashian was guesting on How I Met Your Mother as herself? Well, the video is in, and it looks hilarious. In case you've forgotten, Kim, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are appearing as talking versions of themselves on the cover of Them Weekly, a gossip magazine Marshall (Jason Segel) carries with him as "cover" whenever he needs to go to the bathroom at work. Want to see what happens when Speidi catches on to Marshall's little scheme? Check it out below, pl

Heidi Montag: Chanel Fingernails!
Shameless Heidi Montag shows off her new Chanel-logo fingernails after shopping at the Chanel boutique in Beverly Hills on Wednesday (January 7). The 22-year-old reality TV star later met up with her fiance Spencer Pratt, who was seen filming his new reality show based on Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fighter Kevin Casey. The story of Kevin will show him trying to make his mark on the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC). 10+ pictures inside of Heidi Montag’s Chanel fingernails…

HTV: Courteney Dines Out While Speidi Runs for the Border!
Hollywood.tv spots Courteney Cox at her favorite restaurant Il Sole dining with a few gal pals, while her hubby David Arquette spent time at One Sunset. Then, Lindsay Lohan is also seen out and about while "The Hills" stars Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag run for the border as they work the window at Taco Bell! Read the full story   Archived Entry Post Date : Saturday, Oct 4th, 2008 at 9:31 am Category : Uncategorized Do More :

Spencer Pratt Explains Why His Marriage Isn't Legal
When I first read The Hills'Spencer Pratt's explanation for why he did not legally marry Heidi Montag (he didn't know Weddings had to be "legalized"), I rolled my eyes, but then I got to thinking.  Maybe, for once, he's telling the truth.'I didn’t even know you have to legalize a wedding,' claims Spencer, who tied the knot with Heidi, 22, in a nonbinding ceremony on November 19 in Mexico. 'I thought growing up, you say ‘I do’ and you’re married.'" Now stop laughing for a second and hear me out.�

Watch The Hills Season 4 Ep. 9
Wait, what?! There’s a chance Lauren could possible be friendly with Heidi again? I’m full of crazy mixed emotions about this one. I mean, let’s be real. Spencer is the problem. He’s been the problem since day one when he used Audrina to make Heidi jealous. I can’t even count on my fingers and toes the annoyingly rude things he’s done over the years to everyone… Heidi included. Spencer truly has brainwashed Heidi. Lauren said it best, “Even after all this time

Fixed: Watch The Hills Season 4 Ep 8
FAIL. I know, I know. You guys have been so nice to me about this whole Hills mix up. I promise you, I’ve been trying my best to get another episode. A few people commented with web sites that claimed to have the episodes. I checked them out… VIRUSES!! Who wants viruses? Seriously. So here it is… in it’s entirety… for you on this rainy Saturday afternoon. Cuddle up with a blanket, cookies and milk and watch away. It’s a good one. To see my review, go here. Enjoy the show&

Lauren Conrad hooked up with Audrina Patridge's boyfriend!
Audrina Patridge meets up for a coffee with Heidi Montag on the day that it emerges on celebrity gossip websites that Audrina's on/off boyfriend, Justin Bobby, hooked up with her friend and ex-roommate, Lauren Conrad, also of The Hills. Lauren denied the allegation at length today on her blog, while Audrina sought advice from Heidi Montag, Laurens sworn enemy, over a lengthy and emotional meeting in Hollywood. Are they going to become friends again? Related articles:

Spencer Pratt Feeds The Animal
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, seen here filming an episode of The Hills at The Waffle House on Sunset Boulevard, never stop mugging for the cameras. They were joined by Spencer's sister Stephanie Pratt (no Audrina this time). Spencer was very animated during dinner and at one point he fed Heidi a nacho. We love the Waffle House, and hope they hosed down and disinfected the outdoor seating area as soon as Spiedi left the premises. Check out all 10 photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in the galler

Heidi Montag is in training
I have no idea why Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are training Brazilian jiu-jitsu, but I hope to god Spencer got choked out a few times and the instructor tea bagged him. I also have no idea why Heidi’s not doing this topless with another girl. Man, she can’t do anything right. Related posts Heidi Montag does ...

Snaps: Jiu-jitiots
"Unless you are an older lady with a very low threshold for entertainment," you will regret seeing Bride Wars . ( Pajiba ) Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt must be reading all the shit I say about wanting to kick their asses. ( The Blemish ) Jessica Simpson done fucked her lips up big time. ( Celebslam ) Amy Winehouse is shockingly not very popular with the other guests at the resort she's been staying at. ( Yeeeah! ) Woohoo!! Jensen Ackles interview from Jimmy Kimmel!! And don't even g

Heidi Montag Fingering Chanel
This is wrong. Wrong like The Hills, Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper not having their own show together, and no one believing that Katherine Chancellor is alive on Y&R! Heidi Montag got some dumb cluck to paint the Chanel logo on her Spencer Pratt's cavern-spelunking digits. She then went shopping at the Chanel store in Los Angeles. All we can fathom is that she couldn't get in previously, so she was trying to prove to them how much she wants to shop there? And someone unlike the two lad

Heidi Montag Doesn't Care About Black People
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Morning Links
Lindsay Lohan spends some time with her sister Ali. Check out what my cyber friends are writing about. Kanye West's new catchphrase - "This is some Benjamin Button's sh*t!" (D-listed)Prince Harry is now clean shaven and sexy!

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... Really?
For your pleasure, we bring you another installment of fake photos from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. The two have teamed up with Taco Bell to help raise awareness in support of World Hunger Relief Movement and The World Food Programme. Okay, we'll give them credit, it's for a good cause. They are just a bit too much with the taco posing, are they not? The couple we love to hate from the Hills makes for our PCM Picture of the Day. Only these two would pose while feeding eachother tacos, how romantic. P.S

America! [Open Caption]
[Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag from "The Hills," who have been shilling for Taco Bell for a little while now, working the drive thru window as some sort hunger awareness stunt; image via INF. There are more of these pictures!!!] TheHonJudgeSmails' new line beats the original, This Picture Almost Defies Captioning Read More: "The Scarf? Nermal, From Garfield. The Dress? That Big Flying Dog Thing From Neverending Story. Yes, I Killed Them Both Myself.", "Everyone Thinks I'm Crazy

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Promise To Televise Their Eventual Wedding
In the wake of the shocking news that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s overhyped nuptials in Mexico back in November are not legal and that the couple failed to legalize their “marriage” upon returning to the US in the weeks following, Speidi are going on the record with In Touch Weekly magazine to discuss their ignorance of marriage law … as well as their solemn vow to really marry one day and broadcast it on television when the happy day arrives:

Ash and Wentz Host PURE for New Year’s: Celeb Pics
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz host PUREfection at Pure Nightclub inside the Caesars Palace Resort Hotel Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada - (12/31/08). Kim Kardashian and her sisters Khloe and Kourtney showed up to party along with kissy couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Kim's dress isn't all that jazz. Judy Eddy / Wenn

HEIDI MONTAG AND SPENCER PRATT GOBBLE UP TACOS, PUBLICITY
If it seems as if we’ve used a title upon top of prior to, good, that’s since we have . A year ago . But here Spencer Pratt as well as Heidi Montag have been again. We’re not certain what creates us wish to play some-more, food from Taco Bell or The Hills stars stuff oneself any alternative food from Taco Bell . We’ll call it a toss-up. The quasi-celebrities were handing out this epicurean cuisine during a annual “Reality Check Challenge” for Global Hunger during a Bell