Happy Birthday, Heidi Montag!
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Happy Birthday, Heidi Montag, you vapid camera whore, you!
Heidi Montag of The Hills turned 22 yesterday and to celebrate her birthday Spencer Pratt took her jewelry shopping followed by an equally staged picnic at the park. I really dig the two of them posing with the diamond cross necklace. Mostly because it renews my faith in God. I take comfort knowing in my heart that someone hears my prayers. Particularly the one where Heidi and Spencer get sent to a parallel dimension where cameras don't exist and reality stars get stabbed in the eye with the Ebola virus. Or
Happy Birthday, Heidi Montag, you vapid camera whore, you!
Heidi Montag of The Hills turned 22 yesterday and to celebrate her birthday Spencer Pratt took her jewelry shopping followed by an equally staged picnic at the park. I really dig the two of them posing with the diamond cross necklace. Mostly because it renews my faith in God. I take comfort knowing in my heart that someone hears my prayers. Particularly the one where Heidi and Spencer get sent to a parallel dimension where cameras don't exist and reality stars get stabbed in the eye with the Ebola virus. Or
Happy Birthday, Heidi Montag, you vapid camera whore, you!
Heidi Montag of The Hills turned 22 yesterday and to celebrate her birthday Spencer Pratt took her jewelry shopping followed by an equally staged picnic at the park. I really dig the two of them posing with the diamond cross necklace. Mostly because it renews my faith in God. I take comfort knowing in my heart that someone hears my prayers. Particularly the one where Heidi and Spencer get sent to a parallel dimension where cameras don't exist and reality stars get stabbed in the eye with the Ebola virus. Or
Happy Birthday, Heidi Montag, you vapid camera whore, you!
Heidi Montag of The Hills turned 22 yesterday and to celebrate her birthday Spencer Pratt took her jewelry shopping followed by an equally staged picnic at the park. I really dig the two of them posing with the diamond cross necklace. Mostly because it renews my faith in God. I take comfort knowing in my heart that someone hears my prayers. Particularly the one where Heidi and Spencer get sent to a parallel dimension where cameras don't exist and reality stars get stabbed in the eye with the Ebola virus. Or
Heidi Montag & Douche Bag @ 4th Annual Pink Party
Heidi Montag Pretends She’s a VirginAccording to Hollywood Scoop, during Heidi Montag’s recent interview with Ryan Seacrest, she claimed to still be a virgin, and added that her "next album is going to be a Christian one." Boyfriend Spencer Pratt, didn’t waste time backing her up, adding, “We don’t sin over here.” Pratt added that they “place pillows in-between” them, so as to keep from being tempted to have sex. Because we all know, both halves of that duo are pretty irresistible.
Heidi Montag’s Birthday at the Park
While they’re usually known for their overdone, lavish lifestyle, earlier today Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt took a decidedly low-key approach to a very special day.
The peroxide pair was spotted enjoying a casual afternoon at Will Rogers State Park in celebration of Heidi’s 22nd birthday, complete with a picnic, presents, roses and balloons.
Miss Montag looked casual-yet-sexy in a white tank top along with a short black miniskirt and a pair of black studded ankle boots, while
Heidi Montag's Birthday Takes the Cake
Birthdays are a funny thing. Every year we each get one, but why? Is it a chance for others to rejoice in our existence? That somehow Earth became a better place when we were born?
The theory certainly seems logical. That is, until we spotted Heidi Montag celebrating her 22nd birthday Monday with lesser half Spencer Pratt in such an obnoxiously staged fashion (eating cake without utensils? Come on!) that we were reminded how these two will do anything for a photo op, even tarnish a cherished
Heidi Montag Talks Rings, Babies on 22nd Birthday
A day after her celebration, Spencer Pratt says an engagement is "imminent"
Heidi Montag Talks Rings, Babies on 22nd Birthday
Heidi Montag turned the big 2-2 Monday with a picnic with beau Spencer Pratt.
"I got some amazing gifts and a cake that said, 'Happy Birthday, Princess Heidi!'" she said Tuesday on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show.
And although Pratt didn't surprise her with a ring, he told Seacrest their engagement "is definitely imminent."
As for that rock, Pratt (who was previously engaged to Montag before they briefly split) said, "she's dreaming big."
Pratt added that Montag has also been nagging him abou
Heidi Montag has cheesy 22nd birthday party; wants babies and kittens
Heidi Montag turned 22 yesterday, and right after celebrating her birthday she partook in one of many important birthday traditions: calling Ryan Seacrest’s radio show to report on every little detail. First off, let me kill any suspense right now and let you know that hunky beau Spencer Pratt did not propose to Heidi. And I wanted an excuse to call him a “hunky beau.” He did, however, take her on a picnic, provide her with the traditional birthday cake, and bring along the traditional lurking papa
Heidi Turns 22 With Spencer, But How About an LC Reunion?
Heidi Montag turned 22 yesterday and celebrated exactly how you would expect, with cake, balloons, champagne, and new shoes in the park before a trip to the jewelry store for some bling. Sadly, none of Heidi's other friends joined in the fun. While some of you may be lagging on your love for The Hills, last night's episode was kind of exciting (finally). Between the scandalous missing text messages and covert lunches, the drama even overshadowed the beauty and fashion for once. In fact, the ending left thin
heidi montag slicks her hair back
hey everybody! last night Heidi Montag (from the hills) was hanging out at the 4th annual pink party (hosted by actress Kate Beckinsale) to benefit cedars-sinai women's cancer research institute held over at the santa monica airport and girlfriend decided to slick back her hair which was obviously a huge mistake - it just makes her forehead and oval shaped face appear even bigger (somebody out there must agree with me?) her douchebag boyfriend Spencer Pratt (who i sometimes find cute - i don't know why) sho
Heidi Montag Manages Evades Death Yet Another Year
Considering some of the shit that comes flying out of Heidi Montag's mouth, it's a wonder that she hasn't been shot by her boyfriend, run over by a car or eaten by a shark. Her baker also clearly dropped the ball by not seizing the opportunity to bake some razor blades in her birthday cake.
She and her hobo boyfriend Spencer Pratt (seriously, is this the only outfit he owns?) had a photoshoot picnic at the Will Rogers State Park and called Ryan Seacrest
to tell him all about their stupid little cake par
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Heidi Montag Has Her Cake And Eats It Too
Happy staged birthday, Heidi Montag. It must have been kinda sad to know in advance what gifts you were getting - a new purse and YSL ankle booties, OMG! - but you fake it so well. We consider your acting skills to be a birthday gift - to us. Also, that’s a pretty tall glass of champagne there. We know it takes a substantial amount of booze to stomach looking at Spencer, but check yourself before you wreck yourself (anymore than you already have).
Heidi Montag celebrated her 22nd birthday on Sept.
Heidi's Bday Faker Than Her Hair, Nose and Boobs
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Speidi shops for more birthday gifts
As previously reported by the Gossip Girls, Heidi Montag began her 22nd birthday celebration with a picnic in the park with her boyfriend Spencer Pratt. But it didn’t stop there.
Following their frolic in the great outdoors, the “Hills” hotties sauntered over to the Jason of Beverly Hills jewelry boutique to enjoy a private viewing of some serious bling.
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lovetogoss
2008-09-16 04:14 pm UTC
(link) that gigantic diamond cross is so tacky. i hate them.(Reply t
Lauren and Heidi Miss Each Other on ‘The Hills’
Here comes trouble on The Hills and Lauren Conrad doesn’t want it. Holly Montag wants to be her friend again, but not before Spencer Pratt can tell her “not while you’re living under this roof”. Ugh. Here’s the whole story:
Cue Heidi’s sister, Holly Montag, who starts expressing how much she misses Lauren. Back in the good old days, Holly, Heidi, and Lauren were like The Three Musketeers. Or something.
Spencer Pratt? Not thrilled to be hearing this conversation.
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Loose Lips [Heidi Montag]
Today was Heidi Montag's 22nd birthday. Apparently she received a cake that said "Happy Birthday Princess Heidi" and remarked on Ryan Seacrest's radio show recently, "I want, like, four [kids]. Maybe I'll adopt 10. I want to have my own orphanage like Mother Teresa." 22? She sounds closer to 12 with this princess, Mother Teresa nonsense. • Comedic superstars unite! Jon Stewart, Margaret Cho and Bill Maher will pay tribute to George Carlin at the Kennedy Center for this year's Mark Twain Prize for American
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Celeb Snax 16/9/08: Heidi Montag Turns 22 & More
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Samantha Ronson’s mother hit a paparazzi [Evil Beet]
Fake ass Cheeto Spears and her family’s photo op [Allie Is Wired]
Rachel Weisz covers Vogue [Just Jared]
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Heidi Montag Talks Rings, Babies on 22nd Birthday
“I got some amazing gifts and a cake that said, ‘Happy Birthday, Princess Heidi!’” she said Tuesday on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show.
And although Pratt didn’t surprise her with a ring, he told Seacrest their engagement “is definitely imminent.”
As for that rock, Pratt (who was previously engaged to Montag before they briefly split) said, “she’s dreaming big.”
Pratt added that Montag has also been nagging him about starting a family.
Heidi Montag Talks Rings, Babies on 22nd Birthday
Heidi Montag turned the big 2-2 Monday with a picnic with beau Spencer Pratt.
"I got some amazing gifts and a cake that said, 'Happy Birthday, Princess Heidi!'" she said Tuesday on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show.
And although Pratt didn't surprise her with a ring, he told Seacrest their engagement "is definitely imminent."
See at what age your favorite celebs got engaged.
As for that rock, Pratt (who was previously engaged to Montag before they briefly split) said, "she's dreaming big."
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