Hair Of The Demagogue: Getting Your Sarah (Or Michelle, Cindy Or Hillary) On [What Not To Do]

Jezebel - 7th Oct 2008

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Sarah Palin: InStyle Magazine has a section of its website dedicated to "Hollywood Hair Makeovers" — you upload your picture, pick your hair and shudder in horror. An alert tipster sent our way a link to the newest options, which involves Sarah Palin, Cindy McCain, Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama. Sadly, you have to have a headshot with your hair pulled back to use it effectively. Luckily, one of us (me) has a collection of candidate pictures on her hard drive and a (small) amount of time on her hands. So, after the jump, some iconic photos of Sadie McCain, Jessica Clinton, Dodai Palin and Megan Obama. Sadie sadly got the short end of this particular stick, as I would suggest that platinum blonde is probably not her shade. But, she does Read full story at Jezebel

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