Ebert's Wife Wants To Kneecap Postie [Gossip Roundup]

Gawker - 12th Sep 2008

John Lennon: Roger Ebert said he can take being thwacked by that Post movie critic who got annoyed with him at a screening, but his wife (pictured) told the Daily News "I'll get a no-neck guy from the West Side to break his knees." [R&M] There's a tape of John Lennon fantasizing about sex with his Mom?? No idea. But the Sun wins the prize for most salacious gossip item of the day! [Sun] Michael Phelps attempts to eat sushi in Midtown, hysteria ensues. [P6] A pedicab driver supposedly shouted at Ashley Dupre that he'd give her a free ride "because we both work the streets." Either that or the Post is in some kind of fight with the former Eliot Spitzer hooker. [P6] Heather Graham is supposedly into Dylan McDermott. [P6] Fresh off giving birth to twins Read full story at Gawker

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