Dancing With the Stars Kicked Heroes' Ass - Hard!

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Kim Kardashian: America preferred Kim Kardashian shaking her big ass booty to Hayden Panettiere cheerleading against evil. According to early reports, 21 million people tuned in to the season premiere of Dancing With the Stars and only 9.8 million were on board for the Heroes launch on Monday night. BOMB!!!!!!!! Heroes...Full Article @ Perez Hilton Comment Share Email Post Your Comment say something interesting separate usernames and emails with a comma POST IT! Read full story at www.sland3r.com

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