Back From The Brink, Britney Wonders 'What The Hell Was I Thinking?' [Toxic No Longer]
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Britney Spears would finger in identifying her definitive "rock-bottom moment"—there were just so many, they probably all blurred into a single, scarring memory of her bald, pantieless self attacking a hunky music video extra in a hot tub with an umbrella surrounded by a horrified VMAs audience as her swarthy paparazzo lover videotaped the erotic trainwreck from a safe distance. But we're happy to now report that there's good news. No—great news:With the exception of a lingering headache involving an invalid driver's license, the singer's Troubled Past™ is quickly receding, like two children accidentally abandoned at a Malibu rest stop in the rear-view mirror of a convertible Mini Cooper.Last November came the release of her shockingly well-written, well-produced, and well-performed album "Blackout"—a career-topper that, sadly, the singer could barely be bothered to throw her support behind, eventually requiring the use of a complex lever-and-pulley system just to the recreate the illusion of pole-dancing in its debut video. What a difference a year makes, then, as a VMAs-triumphant
Spears is putting the final touches on her new album, "Circus," looking better than she has in several comebacks.MTV has a 90-minute documentary set to air on the eve of the "Circus" release—punnily titled For the Record. In the preview clip above, a seemingly compos mentis
Spears asks the question we've been longing to hear: "I'm a smart person, what the hell was I thinking?" We think it's a rhetorical question, but we'd be happy to offer our best guesses:Barefoot in a roadside public restroom: "Oh, whatever, it's not like I'm going to be in there more than a few minutes." Driving with an infant in her lap: "And this button sprays wiper fluid! Wheeee!" Shaving her head: "But I do know Mandinka." The crotch shots: "Bam! Say hello to Bergina
Spears!" The VMAs 2007 performance: "Hang in there, girl, it's almost over. Just do what the girl next to me is doing. Wait—that's a mirror." Dating
Adnan Ghalib: Sorry, we have no fucking clue.
Britney Spears 'Sets The Record Straight' In Documentary Airing November 30 On MTV — Check Out A Preview Here! [MTV]
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Aw, Brit. We have no idea what you were thinking, girl. Are you talking about the pink wig, the British accent, or Adnan Ghalib? The pop star is going to try to answer that question in a new MTV documentary called “For The Record” which will seek to clarify Britney Spears‘ year of crazy. “So much has gone on over the last couple of years and there’s a lot that people don’t know about me that I want them to know,” Spears confessed to MTV. “I wanted to make this
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After splitting from husband Kevin Federline in late 2006, she began partying to excess, wearing revealing clothes, flashing her various pink parts to the paparazzi and shaved her head. Eventually she lost custody of her two young sons and her access scaled back further as she went in and out of hospital earlier this year.
Speaking in a documentary filmed for MTV to be shown just before the release of her new album ‘Circus’ at the start of December, she explained: “I sit there and I look
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Al parecer Britney Spears está castigada, ya que ahora su padre le ha prohibido tener sexo durante 6 meses, según su padre es para que se concentre en su carrera.
Todo esto surgió gracias al supuesto video de Britney y Adnan Ghalib. Pero el padre de Britney no es el único, ya que la madre de la cantante también está de acuerdo.
La razón de la madre es que Britney se relaciona mucho con los hombres. ¿Creen que Britney obedezca a sus padres?
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